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The Husband Store...AKA OT Babble Thread!!

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OTTnMIA

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*peers out from behind a tree and evesdrops on Shard* Hey now!
...... tell him he better not, I know where that guy lives!

*throws a pebble at Shard and runs away again*
 
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shard

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tell him he better not, I know where that guy lives!

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You think Taylor is afraid of you? Bwaaaahahahahaaaaahaaaaaaaa!

Taylor. You know the guy. Almost as good with fencing weapons as he is with archery tackle. Former bodyguard of Lady Ivy of Dark Tower. Former knight of QSA. Afraid of you?????

Bwaaaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!





(special thanx to GB cause I hijacked her emoticons)
 
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OTTnMIA

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Oh no, my friend, I would not dare take the man on in an open field battle as I am well aware of his prowess.... but everyone sleeps, right?
 
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UOFaerr

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I feel like getting sick!

All you guys need is some X, some techno music, can of grease, and what other stereotype can I come up with without being banned?
 
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OTTnMIA

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*bursts into laughter and spits coffee all over the screen*
JESUS FAERR!!!


That was hilarious.
 
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Guest

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*ROFL*@ all of you. I am soooooo staying out of this. I'm the good child.
 
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OTTnMIA

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*ROFL*@ all of you. I am soooooo staying out of this. I'm the good child.

[/ QUOTE ] *chuckles* no no no, nothing but love in here! Maybe 'tough love', but still, we're all family.


*lays down a Lil Debi-esque spread for everyone to feast on this morning and share some good mojo*
 
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Guest

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And for today's recipe, all you fine readers, we have a wonderful 'caramel roll topping' for those homemade caramel rolls you KNOW you're craving.
1 1/2 c. brown sugar
1/2 c. BUTTER
1 c. cream
8 large marshmallows
Bring the brown sugar, butter and cream to a boil. Add marshmallows and stir until they're melted. Pour this caramel in the bottom of the cake pan and place your homemade cinnamon rolls on top of this. I make a BIG pan of rolls with this recipe and have yet to throw any away because they don't get eaten.
I'll bet you never thought you'd see the day where a recipe would be shared on Stratics! But then again, Mama hasn't been here that long.
 
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OTTnMIA

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That sounds delicious!!!


*eats two of Mama's prized caramel rolls* Muchas gracias!!




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I'll bet you never thought you'd see the day where a recipe would be shared on Stratics!

[/ QUOTE ] I think our illustrious Chef Cydon might have to take issue with that....


S|A's Daily Breakfast Thread &lt;-- 364 pages, almost 7,000 posts, perhaps my favorite thread of all time!


The formal recipes start at about the 40-50th pages give or take... that's when Cydon took the reigns and has whipped up a daily (and I must say delicious!!) fare every morning throughout the years! *smiles* He's a one of a kind! Some AWESOME recipes in there too! (the beginning third is a bit garbled and stretched out, but once you get to about page 100 or so it is very easy/quick to see the recipes, as they are posted consistently every day).

Feel free to come by any time for breakfast, ma'dame, The Chef loves to cook!!
I bet you'd enjoy it!
 
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UOFaerr

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It says Babble thread.. Not 'Babble endlessly in order to hear myself emote effeminately" thread...


rawr
 
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OTTnMIA

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"effeminately" ROFL!!!!!

*grabs rubberband and looks at Faerr menacingly*
 
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OTTnMIA

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Oh, sorry Faerr, I was supposed to end that with something more like this, right......
 
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imported_Gwen_of_Ravens

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It says Babble thread.. Not 'Babble endlessly in order to hear myself emote effeminately" thread... rawr

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Heh.. You are making me laugh again UOFaerr...

Funny Stuff!

 
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UOFaerr

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Oh, sorry Faerr, I was supposed to end that with something more like this, right......


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GOSH!! *gushes and squeals like a japanese school girl* I must have that pink emote. You know how I like pink things...

See? Effeminate, you know it well. *cough*

ps. Thanks Gwen
 
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shard

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You know how I like pink things...

Lies and propoganda!

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Please, Faerr, do elaborate.
 
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UOFaerr

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I will have to find my photographic evidence.. It's around here somehweres..
 
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OTTnMIA

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STOP IT!!
Don't air our dirty laundry on other forums.

no pun intended!
 
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Guest

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Did someone forget to untie the knot in that thong?! *Zing!*

Sorry Theo... couldn't help myself.
 
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OTTnMIA

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*nods and clicks teeth while looking at Nok* So you're one of them, eh?
 
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shard

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Hello Nok, welcome to the, ummm, errr, Babble!

Let me steer this beast in a different direction.

You ever notice that a slime wastes a lot of ether when it spits?

A slime doesn't know anything about the ether, it just slimes along.....
 
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OTTnMIA

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Much better, Nok!



*watches in amazement as Shard babbles endlessly*
 
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shard

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*ponders a bit*

And then there are ettins. Is their mana divided between their heads, or do they have one mana pool and the first head to use it gets dibs?

 
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UOFaerr

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I think the testosterone levels in this room are clouding my brain...
 
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shard

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Well, Miss Testosterone Challenged, if all ettins are males, how do they reproduce, huh?

(suddenly I am realizing that UO has a noticeable shortage of female monsters -- I wonder why that is?)
 
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UOFaerr

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The Dev's have homoerotic tendencies? Heck if I know.

Maybe they think breasts are naughty things. *shrugs*
 
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shard

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*chuckles*

Breasts are naughty things! And so are .....

You people are sick! Sick I say!

*chuckles*
 
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UOFaerr

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Hmm... tastes like chicken. We are talking about KFC aren't we?!


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Reminds me of a time in college when I was working at a KFC. We were always running out of chicken and this woman came by three nights in a row and would get pissed off when I said we were cooking more.

She was irrate so I offered to give her a drink while she waited another 8 minutes if she would like to do that. She told me that she wanted me to shove my chicken up my &lt;insert nasty word here&gt;

Not missing a beat, I asked her if I should use original or extra crispy. Then I laughed at her.

She came tearing around the buidling and skid her car across the ice and I was still laughing at her while she was flipping me off out the window..

Aaaaah the memories. Even more funny she backed her car up... revved the engine and then ski backwards on the ice again. ahaha

My boss heard everything that happened and he said he couldn't discipline me because it was too funny.
 
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Kafka $TC$

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I work for a General Contractor, we bought meter hoods to reserve 4 parking spots, because we had a big concrete pour that day.
Some lady parked in one of the spots, so I get back from lunch, see her and a friend in the car, and ask them nicely to leave.
The convo went like this:

Lady: Im not going anywhere.
Me: Well, we bought these spots for the day, as that big yellow bag around the meter will tell you, it also says on that bag, that anyone parking here will be towed.
Lady: Leave us alone, we're not doing anything wrong.
Me: I have concrete trucks runnin in and out of here, and I need this spot for staging. Back your car up and get outta here.... NOW&gt;

She then stuck her tounge out at me ( she's about 45-50 yrs old)
Tells me to have a nice life, flips me off and rolls up her window.

I nodded, waved, and smiled while I said "Ok, thanks."

I walked back to my truck, and had a tow truck there in 3 minutes............
She swearing at me, telling me how rotten I was, made a huge scene, a cop came over, and told her to chill out or she was going to get arrested......

It's not like I take pleasure in other's misfortune, but I had to smile a little on ths inside, as I saw her and her friend walking away, as the car was towed.
 
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LOL@ UOFaerr and Kafka's stories. Hence, the saying "Never argue with idiots. They bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience".
 
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UOFaerr

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People like this amaze me. I just do not understand it.


That woman in the car should have appreciated that you were nice enough to point out the sign on the bag and say "Gosh thanks for not having my car towed, I'll move right away. Have a good day."
 
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shard

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I used to help set up new gas station's computer rigs. One day while I was running tests on the big sign, I took a walk to have a smoke with some of the construction guys. The station was nearly ready but they still had that 3 foot orange plastic construction fence around the place. Opening was a week away. So we smoked and joked and were BSing about the details of getting the station ready when a little old lady eased her car up against the orange plastic construction fence. Then she drove over the fence, pulled up to one of the islands and tried to pump some gas.

We were all standing there with our mouthes open. She started shrieking that we had to sell her gas at the prices we had posted.

I looked up at the big sign. 1.11, just like I had put in. Test passed.

The construction super walked over to the lady and told her he would be happy to sell her some gas, but that there hadn't been any delivered to the station yet.....
 
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temu

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Kafka , you have the funniest sig i have ever seen. Ever.
 
temu

temu

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i dont play on baja i've never seen this guy before. but that sig made me laugh.
 
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shard

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Stop encouraging her Theoran.


Hehe, no matter what you think of Reps or Dems, this is funny.

[image]http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/victorystore00_1944_28036794[/image]

Hrmmm, maybe no hot linky, do the cut 'n paste thing.
 
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UOFaerr

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I like this picture better! It's of Theo showing off his hug muscle to the next door neighbor Mrs. Shoemaker while her podiatrist husband was slaving away at the hospital rescuing patients one hangnail at a time.

She used to ask my brother to mow her lawn twice a day. He charged extra to trim her hedge, but he did that once a week.. I'm still suspicious about their true relationship... This was shortly before the whole waxing obsession started. He tried to imply that waxing reduced friction while practicing archery.. I'm not even going to get into the time we caught him rubbing his nips across a tightly drawn longbow... "Look they are as perky as a lactating bobcat's" he shouted with glee. That was about the time mother's fainting spells began.

 
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