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- Thread starter Chovexani
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Count De'Mone
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Yeah I guess granny is a little too busy to help out here.
It's ok...we've seen the photos.
It's ok...we've seen the photos.
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Luna du Selene
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Oooohhhhh..... a lovely pic of Count's wife; how nice! But what is it he has her doing there, one wonders....
*smirks*
*smirks*
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Count De'Mone
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Man I have been gone a long time if ya think that's Count on the edge. 
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Luna du Selene
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Vepl, I do own an iron and am adept at wielding it, even for its intended purposeForgot to ask. Luna do you do ironing??
Vepl
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Count De'Mone
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*prepares to duck and run hella fast*
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Luna du Selene
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Siemens brand eh? Interesting....
But I digress. One thing I like about modern irons is the cord. It comes in handy for getting the weapon on a good overhead swing so one's target can be "caught" before he gets away. Works even better when it's hot and steamy.
But I digress. One thing I like about modern irons is the cord. It comes in handy for getting the weapon on a good overhead swing so one's target can be "caught" before he gets away. Works even better when it's hot and steamy.
So you used to use one that didn't have a cord?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Siemens brand eh? Interesting....
But I digress. One thing I like about modern irons is the cord. It comes in handy for getting the weapon on a good overhead swing so one's target can be "caught" before he gets away. Works even better when it's hot and steamy.
That would mean you are ol... errr never mind
Vepl
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Count De'Mone
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*neglects to mention he still uses an antique literal iron model*
Then again...I work from home and make items that never need ironing so you can guess how often it's used.
Then again...I work from home and make items that never need ironing so you can guess how often it's used.
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Luna du Selene
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Past life...That would mean you are ol... errr never mind
Vepl
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Luna du Selene
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Are these items legal?*neglects to mention he still uses an antique literal iron model*
Then again...I work from home and make items that never need ironing so you can guess how often it's used.
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Count De'Mone
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Legal though quite misunderstood. Would figure with who you know that you'd know what I do. I'm a maillesmith.
That's what it is called now??? It's so hard to keep up with all the politically correct termsPast life...
.Vepl
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Chovexani
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Count De'Mone
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I R drunk,.
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Count De'Mone
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To the point that I was last night....Hell it surprised me. I have a newfound respect for Hollywood types and New York types....when they buy me lots and lots of booze
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Count De'Mone
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It's ok everybody. I'm semi-sober tonight. Just a few mudslides with some friends so far. 
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Count De'Mone
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*shoots the drummer before the rimshot can play*
We have gotten a lot of rain around here but no mudslides yet
Vepl
Heck at this rate with the wind an rain I was gonna make hurricanes!
I guess my hot tea with baileys irish cream has gotta do.
None for the kiddos though. I think the hubby was considering giving them chocolate in their milk though...
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Count De'Mone
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The best part of waking up. Are Bloody Mary's in my cup!
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Count De'Mone
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with hot damn and whipped cream.
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Count De'Mone
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Yeah but it's not suited to a family friendly environment. Plus she's out of town this weekend.
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Count De'Mone
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It's alright I'll let it slide this time. I know you forgot all about lil ole me.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Glad you popped in hakeem
Other wise it would of been really quiet in here
Vepl
I hate silence. That's when they find me, and do stuff to me with buffalo burgers and string cheese.
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Count De'Mone
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It could be worse. They could do things to you with aged ram urine.
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Count De'Mone
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Ok I won't tell everyone about your bachelor party. Oh wait that would've been mammoth urine right?
I never told anyone about that....
Count, are you one of them? Holy Crap!
RUN VEPL!
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Count De'Mone
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I'm not one of them. I'm just them.
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Count De'Mone
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But the question is how many Count's are there?
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Luna du Selene
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I like oatmeal.
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Count De'Mone
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I always worried about people that liked oatmeal....ewww
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Luna du Selene
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Cookies.... Oatmeal cookies
Do you carry them on The Dark Side?
Do you carry them on The Dark Side?
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Count De'Mone
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Of course we have oatmeal cookies...we have all the cookies you might ever want...Just come into this dark corner over here...
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Count De'Mone
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Interesting fact...He wasn't always a flamer.
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