wowwwwwwwww theres alot of pics here. im taking a short break from siege, some of you know why, others, dont ask dont tell dont care. Im gona hafta put some pics of me up here, of course i need to take them first. Ya wudnt want to see me when i was 9, wud ya? I looked at that pic about 4 months ago and went "ftw who is that? i look better than that, i know!"... Seriously its a bad pic. Not only do i bench about 80% of my weigh now, compared to about 30% back then (god bless testosterone [legal!, im 12]), ive lost about 20 lbs, grown about a foot, maybe foot n a half from then, etc etc. BTW for all you people out there that want my uber godly land plot in luna, TOO BAD! im paying for uo, cuz im gona play on the test shards as they come out. Its nice to be completely godly once in a while. BTW i know now why vmp is all archers, cuz on pub 40 test i made ninja stealth archer, with a good heavy xbow i can do 150 dmg to a 70's suited person. thats a deathstrike, too, mind you. So far i have 87 kills and 9 deaths. *gank squads* o well.
hey slayur, check your pm's more often! *resists temptation to reveal secret*
Your Temptation Resist has increased by 0.5%. It is now diddly squat.
O well, i can hope... Now for more lame jokes!
Your lame jokes have increased by .0000000001%. We now have to put you in the UO jail for paying us to play.
And finally!
Your hawtness has increased by 500.5%. We are going to refer you to our most pleasing female GM to work this matter out in a very private room with no windows, doors, or means of communication. We are sorry if this represents any inconvenience to your everyday schedule because we do not have any knowledge whatsoever and give you pre-determined responses all the time. If you wish to post a harassment report on this issue, go to
ABC.WeDontCare.LeaveNow
If you wish to speak with our official UO : ML staff, please call the number below.
1-800-WE-Charge-Too-Much-For-A-Game-But-It's-Legal-So-Get-Ova-it
And now for some lovely elevator music combined with lethal poison gas so we can rob you and get away with all your money in the bank legally with our excellent lawyers who have no brains whatsoever.
Voila! I have ridiculed OSI in every single way possible! And im only 12! *checks time* WOOT SCRATCH THAT IM 13 BABY EAT IT EAT IT IM A TEEN WOOTTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HECK YEAH IM 1 3!!!!!!! *and now*
Happy Birthday, Slifer Da Sky D, as a reward for your birthday you have 10 choices.
1. You can give us 100 dollars and we will not ban you.
2. You can give us 50 and we will give you a 72.
3. You can give us 45 dollars and we will give you a 72 and then jail u for 24.
4. You can give us all your money and we will cancel your account immediatly due to technical difficulties.
5. You can complain about our stupid vet rewards and we will get back to you in 30 years.
6. You can complain about nothing and we will ban you for wasting our bandwidth.
7. You can complain about lag and we will shut down your server for mantinence.
8. You can do absolutely nothing and we will be forced to ban you for being boring.
9. You can actually choose this item and we will come to your house and shoot you for being this stupid.
10. We can give you infinite stealing so you never get caught ever except for when you steal from another player, npc, or monster.
If you do not wish to choose one of these rewards then give us your money now and we can ban you in advance.
PS i know this is superlong but im freaking bored, im 13, and im hawt.