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I got in a fight with a 60yo man today at a supermarket. I pulled into a parking space that was being blocked by a shopping cart. I just put my hand out my car window to move the cart, but as i let it go it slowly went and bumped this dudes green truck.
he got out of the truck, and i was apoligizing because it honestly was an accident and NO damage on his car what so ever, but he grabs the cart without saying a word and throws it against my car leaving a little dent and some red paint scratched off from the cart.
i freaked out and started yelling at the guy for being so [censored] stupid and not accepting my apology on a complete accident
It was a heated conversation but when i started taking pictures of his face, my car, and his license plate and telling him to get me his insurance information he flipped on me and started grabbing at my cell phone and pushing me against my car.
Thats when i smacked his cellphone out of his hand and it broke on the ground.
So he goes over to my car and ditch kicks it, no real damage, but i take it as a sign to do a running karate kick against the tailgate of his car. And i left a good size dent and you could even see my shoe print in dirt lol.
So after i dent his [censored], he starts to try and throw punches but ive been in karate until i was 18 and training in brazilain jujitsu for almost 14 months now so i easily avoided his punch. He threw it so hard that he lost balance and fell flat on the ground, i could of kicked him in the face and knocked him out, or simply mounted him and thrown a mixture of fist and elbows to him but i didn't i just backed off.
He gets up and continues trying to get toe to toe with me, but i am like backing up and moving around cars telling bystanders who were watching entire time to call the cops cause this guy was attacking me.
So grocery store attendants run out and grab the guy who was still trying to come after me. and have us both wait for the cops to come.
Cops come, talk to both of us, and somehow since im the young guy and hes the old guy people said i was attacking him, which was kindof true, i knocked his cellphone out of his hand first, but he had laid hands on me and tried to grab my cellphone, but i had 2 misd's against me and 1 felony(for supposedly stopping him from calling 911 when i knocked the phone out of his hand)
But the cops could either taken us both in as victims and aggressors, or we could drop the charges and walk away. Obviously neither of us really wanted to get cuffed up right then so we both dropped charges and went our seperate ways.
In the end, i broke his phone, dented his tailgate, and made him look like a fool trying to fight someone 40 years his age and not landing a single blow out of the at least 5-10 punches he threw. i got minor scratch/paint damage from the shopping car but all and all it was a fun and exhilirating experience
