Ok sorry, i need to say a few things. First of all, thieves aren't dead. Sure, the majority of them went to siege after insurance came out, big woop. But if you want a reason to bring back the old school thief to main shards, here it is...
I started after AoS, so insurance was already a part of the game. Yet, i've played my thief as a main char (on a main shard) ever since, and it's the only method of income i've had in the game for over 6 years. I hand out probably 20mil a week to either other thieves who need help or to newbs in general cause i'm bored. "Oh but Shinobi, that's not possible with stealing as your only income." And yes i mean STEALING not SCAMMING. I use the STEALING SKILL without bugs or exploits, so therefore it's a steal. So what's the reason to bring back old school thieves? It's because modern day thieves are 10x worse to deal with than old school thieves. We resort to low-down dirty techniques. One second you think we're great people, then the next, OH SURPRISE, your item(s) have been stolen. And what's even worse, we do whatever it takes to get the steal.
For instance, i saw a guy at tram brit named Johnny Chimpo wearing inquis, and yes they were insured. He seemed to be a trader/rares collector, so i decided to go with the classic guild steal technique. I convince him we're a great guild to join with many benefits. I snoop him, but there's nothing worthwhile to steal out of his pack. We hang out for a while, and i decide to try to steal the inquis. After gaining his trust, i casually mention to him about how dyed inquis (like his) have been getting bugged lately. I made up this story about how the dyed inquis bug after crossing certain server lines. The inquis uninsure, but freeze as "insured" on your paperdoll, so you can't tell. Then next time you're killed they drop. I then told him i'd ask my rares collector friend i supposedly know irl how to undo the bug. So i tell him "Ah man he's not answering his phone, i'll try again later." I waited a little while and then "called" him again, and pretended to relay the message from my "friend" to Johnny. I said something along the lines of, "Ok he says, because it is frozen on your paperdoll, you have to first uninsure the inquis on your paperdoll, then set them in your pack for 3 seconds, then reinsure them, then uninsure, then reinsure again. After that you can put them on your doll and they should be fine." Of course what poor Johnny doesn't know is that i'm stealthing right by him in tram brit, and have him tracked. He walks off a little ways, to an area where he's alone...so he thinks. I have his pack open and the inquis targetted, i see them drop in his pack. The second the insure disappears...*swipe*. I then bank them and boot him from the guild. OMG A SCAM! Wrong, they were stolen with the stealing skill, so they are therefore a steal. He's just an idiot. I mean dude, "Hey, uninsure your item in your pack for me." THAT'S THE LAMEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
How could you do that to a person?! You must be the most low-life piece of crap irl. Actually no, i don't steal irl and i'm probably one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. If you're a red, do you murder irl? No, you don't (at least i hope not lol). My motto is "No matter what i steal, the person is going to hate me anyway, so why's it matter how i go about stealing it?" I remember it's just a game, like for instance a football game. One team has to lose, not everyone can be happy. I've had countless people quit the game after i've stolen their items, and i just figure if they took the game that seriously to quit over one item...then i did them a favor. Remember it's a game, you're a thief, everyone will hate you anyway...do whatever it takes.
I was gone for 8 months, and returned probably 1 month ago. Within the first 2 weeks i was back, i stole those inquis, orni, folded steel glasses, val hammer, a kryss worth 20mil, AoF, and some other stuff kinda worthwhile. All together, arti-wise, i've stolen (from players):
2 legacy's of dread lord
2 staffs of magi
2 prepatch taskmasters
2 leggings of bane
3 bers mauls
5 arcane shields
7 helms of insight
axe of heavens
blade of insanity
dragon slayer
voice of king
ring of vile
dryad bow
crown of harrower
mace and shields
folded steel glasses
hat of magi
armor of fortune
orni of magician
3 jackals collars
2 inquis resolutions
4 crimson cinctures
Keep in mind the vast majority of these were stolen back when they were worth a lot. And i might even be forgetting some. That's just artifacts alone, i can't even count the other items i've stolen. I don't do doom, i don't even do spawns. I mainly just chill and keep a watchful eye out for possible steals. I call my form of thief the "Persuasion Thief". The best part of the story, i have a thief training room in my house, along with books explaining some of the techniques i've developed over the years. I do whatever it takes to keep the thief class going on main shards, and my thief guild is growing constantly. We're multiplying very quickly. And so here's the real question...
Which thief would you rather deal with: Old School or Modern Day? Bringing back old school thieves, so that we wouldn't have to resort to methods like this, is sounding better and better now isn't it?