Oceania PVP Thread - Episode 18 - The Good, The Bad & The Modly

[Elwood]

I havent seen you 1v1 in forever Elwood, because usually you're with your 'friends' and so I ask a few people if they wanna come make the numbers more even, and you scatter and leave your 'friends' for dead.

Inside fire, almost a week ago now explo/curse/bleed - you straight line it outside into serps hold - a morri character (drac or one of the rons) instantly recalls in to help you, I left because I knew the others weren't far away. On my life this is what happened.

This was your excuse:

"2. I was at the rons house and i was setting macros, and forgot to make a gheal macro. If you noticed, i stopped outside fire to quickly do it, I ran in, you're no longer to be found."

Sorry but i'm not going to sit by and let you blatently lie

Fight me you f*cking peasant.

 

[Elwood]

Ah, no your wrong paradox, I don't know how many times I have to say it. The rons ridiculed elwood for living in a sh*tty little town in rural queensland that no one has ever heard of. I don't think they thought it through that well considering they come from adelaide...

Exactly, he know's it's true he's just making excuses for the rons as usual. You can't blame him though I guess, he owes them for all the nights he used to go over to their house to play UO when he couldn't even afford his own internet.
Yes I know, a little birdy told me...

 

[Ministone]

As tradies, boiler makers, janitors and rural aboriginal sport coaches you guys wouldn't understand the meaning of education, nor intelligence. You have no idea how valuable degrees and post grad education are.

Your ignorance shows when you keep asking questions like "when are you moving to America" etc. I said to you idiotic tradies that at the end of 2009 my work contract is up and then i'll be moving. I said this over a year ago. Its funny how much you all lie. I couldn't possibly move without my CA, I'm doing the final subject now - EBA (as i said in a previous post). Then i'll have 1 degree and 1 post grad degree. Something none of you idiots will nor can get. "Dar I fix fridge good, spark replace plug" is the extent of your career. Pet summed up Elwood's career nicely: groverling for $30 donations from the local crappy general stores.

These threads about states make me laugh, espicially comparing them to murders etc. Adelaide is ****, but Mackay is even worse. Infact all of Australia is ****, except Sydney. However I have no desire to live here, more money to be made o/s. None of AUPK can laugh at anyone's career. Your all doing the low end work of soceity. Pet has gone further in his education than most of you. It shows as well. When he was 14 he sounded more intelligent than the OPK rejects. I have no doubts he will do well in school and progress onto a decent degree + more.

Lastly, writing essays Elwood just shows that a 16 year old is really getting to you. Keep up the good work, maybe Mrs Smith will give you a special $40 donation. Lol.

_________

On another note. Your terrible AUPK. Me and my bro fought you 6 to 5 vs 2 at some stages. AND U DIED, lol. Ron (necro) died once. I didnt die at all.

1: Bones
2: Kitty
3: Venus
4: Clog
5: Bladebard
6: Kaylan

SSO= Ron x2

LOL we killed Clog 2x, Kaylan x1, Bladebard x1 and I think Venus with these numbers vs us. Ron necro died trying to finish off Clog on his other char when it was 4 vs 2.

HOW DO YOU DIE WITH THESE NUMBERS THATS PATHETIC, oh wait your tradies "Dar keyboard confuse me good, me can't button press".

Its funny when Cookie logged on and it was 3 vs 3. 2 of you instant died, right next to your house that you love to hide in. Then you all raged logged.

How are you going to get the new artifacts with us owning you so hard? Oh thats right, 3am spawns and saturday night. Nerdy tradies.

 

[Paradox_]

Oh, my, god.

Actually, it was me who brought up the Mackay thing in response to Elwoods dig at Adelaide, so you still have no idea.

I dont have to lie - I was at their place you know, socialising with people, and I haven't played on their computer, hence no macros.

Christ youre dumb.

Thought you werent 'wasting your time' with me Elwood - another lie perhaps?

OH NO YOU DONT LIE

Go drive your motorised scooter to the local Reject shop (i hear its big in Mackay around Christmas) and jungle your tin for a 20c donation you sack of ****.

 

[Clog|Mordain]

On another note. Your terrible AUPK. Me and my bro fought you 6 to 5 vs 2 at some stages. AND U DIED, lol. Ron (necro) died once. I didnt die at all.

1: Bones
2: Kitty
3: Venus
4: Clog
5: Bladebard
6: Kaylan

SSO= Ron x2

LOL we killed Clog 2x, Kaylan x1, Bladebard x1 and I think Venus with these numbers vs us. Ron necro died trying to finish off Clog on his other char when it was 4 vs 2.

HOW DO YOU DIE WITH THESE NUMBERS THATS PATHETIC, oh wait your tradies "Dar keyboard confuse me good, me can't button press".

Its funny when Cookie logged on and it was 3 vs 3. 2 of you instant died, right next to your house that you love to hide in. Then you all raged logged.

How are you going to get the new artifacts with us owning you so hard? Oh thats right, 3am spawns and saturday night. Nerdy tradies.

Like I said to your brother last night, I am still in factions, and being the only one their, i cannot get any x heals.. thus in theory making it 2v1 when ur targeting me.

Also Nice of you to complain about lag while straight lining it to the server line...

 

[Petrify]

Sorry but i'm not going to sit by and let you blatently lie

Ah your such a man of your word elwood, your so HONEST.

End of story Paradox, I won't be responding to any more of your posts because your not worth the time out of my life. Let's see if pet can hold me to this one...

 

[Ministone]

Like I said to your brother last night, I am still in factions, and being the only one their, i cannot get any x heals.. thus in theory making it 2v1 when ur targeting me.

LOL, so when we have 5 to 6 people ganking 2 of us and your the only factioner (even though you are all in the same effective guild) its 2 vs 1? My god your even more simple than I thought. You should never even need an x heal 5-6 vs 2. We are being hit by triple our numbers, we shouldn't physically be able to cast. However your all so crap we manage to cast quite easily. We should INSTANT DIE. Instead we killed 4 of you, my brother died once. I don't see how that isn't totally pathetic. We went to serverline at the end trying to break you all up. We never used lag as an excuse, but we were lagged.

Kaylan, Blade, and yourself (on Clog) were ganking us with Kitty, Venus, and Bones, and BLADE died - u didn't x heal him at all. Venus also died who could be healed by you all. You then died on Clog and then got your archer to continue the mass gank. You instant died but your AI got the necro killed. As we said you guys are better off using archers, you get more kills and it suits your playstyle:

- Run with bandaids
- All for youself, ditch team mates if you no longer outnumber
- House hide
- Nil teamwork
- A cannon flodder with no skill

When the numbers were 3 vs 2 you all got totally smoked, and you would proceed to run when it was 2v2. We owned Kitty, then it was Venus and Bones vs the Rons on their crappy factioners (well mines a crap wrestle mage, the necro is good). What did they do? RUN, and PRECAST HEAL. They split up in a panic, so we chased down Elwood doing the "Elwood Run" to serverline. We killed him running in and out of serverline - a usual cowardly death for the donation collector.

How about we get 5 SSO vs 2 of you guys. Oh that never happens, you just sit at luna and "duel" each other until you have a huge mob of newbies to gank with. I bet you wouldn't last more than a minute.

Difference between us is we try and have a go no matter what the odds are. It improves your skill significantly and it shows. Last night me and my bro thought we wouldn't get one kill with 6 of you, although we actually won once when it was 7 vs 2 (in yew). However we just wanted to fight and hoped someone else would log on to aid us. Well we tried all right and killed 5 of you. You guys WOULD never give those odds ago, hence you resort to t2a spawning and night owling at 3am. Seriously recruit KHK or whatever they are. You need the numbers, espicially when we have a full force on. The yew MG battles with 10+ newbies ganking us was much better, and you actually got some kills. If you recruit 15 or so, SSO will log on more frequently and you will see 5-7 of us on most weeknights for large scale fights. Also you will be able to spawn again at a "normal" hour, lol.

 

[Petrify]

Last night me and my bro thought we wouldn't get one kill with 6 of you, although we actually won once when it was 7 vs 2 (in yew)

We used to beat TC 3v8 and kov 2v7.

 

[Ministone]

3 players is very easy compared to 2 players.

3 allows, 1 healer/dumped, 1 dumper, and 1 player to take the cannon flodding from the newb gank. So it is much easier to 2 players to land an exp fs, while the person taking hits drops in 1 explode and heals himself.

2 players means your both chucking heals and both have to land 2 high end offensive spells and sync it so they can't x heal (as we cannot mortal). Significantly harder and takes great timing and skill. I can only really do it with my bro or cookie effectively.

When Ronx2 killed all 7 dregs it was mainly the utterly disgraceful newbies: Elwood and Venus were there, however it was the real crap ones like Hard Yakka, Reaper, Held etc. We even got dismounted when the last 4 remained and thats when Elwood died and the other began to run - although I dismounted the disgraces with my lance, lol.

3vs10 is a lot easier than a 2vs6. However I do remember that classic TC fight, and they even abused GZ hugging (no surprise). AUPK etc have really turned into a TC like guild - they only fight when they have numbers, use a house or recall instead of gz, and duel it other at luna instead of giving it a go. Hi TC!

 

[Petrify]

3 players is very easy compared to 2 players.

3 allows, 1 healer/dumped, 1 dumper, and 1 player to take the cannon flodding from the newb gank. So it is much easier to 2 players to land an exp fs, while the person taking hits drops in 1 explode and heals himself.

Granted, but TC were using bush evasion nerve strike mages and dismounters then so it was a lot harder than now.

 

[Paradox_]

Epic LOL

took 4 of you about 3 minutes to kill me DISMOUNTED. Wow, just wow.

 

[Elwood]

Also Nice of you to complain about lag while straight lining it to the server line...

We got a good old laugh out of that. I also had to laugh when the rons were chasing me 2v1 as I was the last one alive they were calling me a coward etc yet they spend most of the fight skipping across the server line and when basehead dropped, beer gut just straight lined it. I was the only one chasing him and I was expecting him to turn around and fight as surely he could kill a noob like me but he recalled across the river and was gone. Funny, it's a different story when the shoe is on the other foot...

 

[Elwood]

We never used lag as an excuse, but we were lagged.

Yes you did, either you or your brother was spamming it as we were fighting. If it was not an excuse why mention it? Everyone gets lag at times but we just deal with it. The last time you cried lag was when goliath and I killed you and your 'bro' 2v2 at marble.
Common theme here?

 

[Clog|Mordain]

What? Where'd you go Rons? We are waiting here at bmg for you.. Come back or was that fight to hard for you?? Or were you lagged again??

*now waits for a bite*

 

[Elwood]

As tradies, boiler makers, janitors and rural aboriginal sport coaches you guys wouldn't understand the meaning of education, nor intelligence. You have no idea how valuable degrees and post grad education are.

Where does the aboriginal come into it? Do you have race issues ron?

These threads about states make me laugh, espicially comparing them to murders etc. Adelaide is ****, but Mackay is even worse. Infact all of Australia is ****, except Sydney.

I come from the gold coast, lived there for the first 19 years of my life. In the last 12 years I have lived in 3 capital cities plus other towns in QLD, NSW, VIC and SA and 2 years in europe. Have you ever lived anywhere outside of Adelaide? NO? Didn't think so...

Stick to tax returns fella, speaking of which, I haven't done my 08 tax yet, want to earn a few extra bucks?

 

[Petrify]

Don't believe anything Elwood says guys, he's a complete and utter liar.

I'll remind you again.

End of story Paradox, I won't be responding to any more of your posts because your not worth the time out of my life. Let's see if pet can hold me to this one...

 

[Elwood]

Don't believe anything Elwood says guys, he's a complete and utter liar.

I'll remind you again.

Pet don't you have a K mart catalogue photo shoot to go to or something?

 

[Paradox_]

Where does the aboriginal come into it? Do you have race issues ron?

I come from the gold coast, lived there for the first 19 years of my life. In the last 12 years I have lived in 3 capital cities plus other towns in QLD, NSW, VIC and SA and 2 years in europe. Have you ever lived anywhere outside of Adelaide? NO? Didn't think so...

Stick to tax returns fella, speaking of which, I haven't done my 08 tax yet, want to earn a few extra bucks?

Actually I lived on the Gold Coast for 10 years and was born there.

Your comebacks are so hurtful btw, glad to see we hit a soft spot there.

How does it feel to be a PROVEN liar?

 

[Ministone]

Elwood: I am 23, and finishing my second degree while working full time. I would rather finish that before moving to my next job. I pay no rent, live in a large house of which me and my brother have our own family room with a home gym, tvs, and computers etc. Infact it would be larger than most of the tradies houses here. I agree Adelaide is crap, however its smarter to move when I have more qualifications.

Elwood: I had no idea it was just you chasing me, however normally when I "1on1" your guild they call in a gank, run with pots and apples. Dragod is the only member who will fight 1on1 with honor - ie not run, pot, or generally call a gank.

People like Sneaky, Venus, and yourself run like cowards potting ASAP you receive a decent dump or something turns unfavourable. Sneaky is probably the biggest runner/potter/appler.

Clog: We logged off, it was Kitty, Chalk, and youself vs Ron x2. We had nps killing you and Chalk - Kitty ran however thats expected it was now 1vs2 instead of 3vs2. It was almost 11pm and had a DvD to watch and return by tomorrow so we did that instead.

Lastly who is twocentsworth (or whatever his name was)? Its either Sneaky or Dain. Both play the same way - ie run, pot, and apple when they are 40hp or more hurt. Very low way to play. What I find really funny is Sneaky's own guild laughs at his cowardly running tactics, lol.

 

[Ministone]

I also forgot to mention that Beer Gut Morri is a wrestle mage, lol. Infact hes not even 120s - except EI and Wrestle. He cannot kill anything besides a crap dexer 1on1. You want a 1on1 Elwood go fight my main.

I'm also waiting an answer for you guys to explain how 5-6 people chasing 2 Rons MANAGE TO DIE? HOW? Reverse the situation please! You would either instantly die, however I believe you would just sit in Luna "dueling" each other (true cowards).

 

[Petrify]

Pet don't you have a K mart catalogue photo shoot to go to or something?

Nope, just a few callbacks soon.

How does it feel to be a PROVEN liar?

 

[Clog|Mordain]

Clog: We logged off, it was Kitty, Chalk, and youself vs Ron x2. We had nps killing you and Chalk - Kitty ran however thats expected it was now 1vs2 instead of 3vs2. It was almost 11pm and had a DvD to watch and return by tomorrow so we did that instead.

Fair enough, we were waiting for the the two of you to return, we were after a fight, and since you two were the only ones around we thought wat the heck. Who is that Clack anyway, I've seen him once or twice...

Lastly who is twocentsworth (or whatever his name was)? Its either Sneaky or Dain. Both play the same way - ie run, pot, and apple when they are 40hp or more hurt. Very low way to play. What I find really funny is Sneaky's own guild laughs at his cowardly running tactics, lol.

TwoOneZeroOne I think his name is, I dont know, but he is so cowardly, for christ sake, he ran form me lol

 

[Paradox_]

twnty cents or whatever cant be sneaky because he was on caramon when they took 3 mins to gank me dismounted 4v1.

probably dain or buster, lawl.

 

[Clog|Mordain]

twnty cents or whatever cant be sneaky because he was on caramon when they took 3 mins to gank me dismounted 4v1.

probably dain or buster, lawl.

Caramon isnt sneaky either

 

[Paradox_]

Caramon isnt sneaky either

You then chief?

Not suprising, similar dog AUPK/OPK/OMG/whatever tactics.

 

[Clog|Mordain]

You then chief?

Not suprising, similar dog AUPK/OPK/OMG/whatever tactics.

Not me either... Keep trying..

 

[Petrify]

 

[Elwood]

Elwood: I am 23, and finishing my second degree while working full time. I would rather finish that before moving to my next job. I pay no rent, live in a large house of which me and my brother have our own family room with a home gym, tvs, and computers etc. Infact it would be larger than most of the tradies houses here. I agree Adelaide is crap, however its smarter to move when I have more qualifications.

Sponge off daddy and mummy some more Paris...

 

[Elwood]

How does it feel to be a PROVEN liar?

You know, you tell us pet.

 

[Petrify]

How does it feel to be a PROVEN liar?

Well?

 

[Elwood]

I answered you the first time.

You should be careful pet, this could be you -

Published: 17 Nov 08 15:28 CET
Online: http://www.thelocal.se/15742/20081117/

A 15-year-old boy from western Sweden collapsed and went into convulsions on Sunday afternoon after playing the World of Warcraft computer game for 20 hours straight.

The boy was one of seven friends who had gathered on Saturday at the 15-year-old’s home in Laholm for to play the video game, a new version of which was released last week in Sweden.

“They played all day and all night. Maybe they got a few hours of sleep. They ate a little food and breakfast at their computers,” the boy’s father told the Kvällsposten newspaper.

At around 2:00pm on Sunday, the boy had what appeared to be an epileptic seizure.

“We were terrified and called rescue services,” said the father.

At the hospital, doctors said the boy’s bodily systems had been thrown off by a combination of sleep deprivation, lack of food, and too long a stretch of concentrated game playing.

While the boy is expected to make a full recovery, his father said he plans on limiting the amount of time his son is allowed to play computer games.

He has taken it upon himself to warn parents of the other boys about the dangers of extended game playing.

“They also think the boys need to reduce the amount of time they play and will themselves be more vigilant,” said the father.

Officials from the Game Over treatment centre in Linköping in central Sweden have noticed a spike in calls from concerned parents since the release of the latest World of Warcraft installment, Wrath of the Lich King.

“It’s been a huge problem. We have parents who call everyday and ask,” said Game Over’s Emilie Backlund to the Svenska Dagbladet (SvD) newspaper.

She has seen a steady rise in computer game addiction, with most cases stemming from those playing online fantasy games such as World of Warcraft and Counter Strike.

“And it’s not only a problem for young people. Adults have also contacted us and it really doesn’t matter how old you are,” Backlund told SvD.

LOL

 

[Elwood]

2 players means your both chucking heals and both have to land 2 high end offensive spells and sync it so they can't x heal (as we cannot mortal). Significantly harder and takes great timing and skill. I can only really do it with my bro or cookie effectively.

LOL, just read this. Looks like you don't make the cut pet.

 

[Paradox_]

Way to ignore his post AGAIN.

Liar liar pants on fire

 

[Petrify]

LOL, just read this. Looks like you don't make the cut pet.

I openly admit that Cookie is better at attacking than me, I'm far and away better than anyone else on this shard at healing and chasing. I can pull of a GH between bleed + IPY spam with ease or cure bleed/poison instantly, unless its Cookie because he's an absolute freak at disrupting.

I answered you the first time.

How does it feel to be a PROVEN liar?

 

[Elwood]

I openly admit that Cookie is better at attacking than me,

This is the same guy that think's your a piece of sh*t right?

I'm far and away better than anyone else on this shard at healing and chasing. I can pull of a GH between bleed + IPY spam with ease or cure bleed/poison instantly,

HAHAHAHA do you honestly know how much of a c*ckhead you sound like sometimes? Who gives a f*ck about when you can pull off a greater heal. How does this ability help you in life pet tell me? Do you add it to your resume when your going for those Fisher Price ads?

Name: Macaulay Culkin
Age: 16
Special Abilities: "I can pull of a GH between bleed + IPY spam with ease or cure bleed/poison instantly"

You should try out for X Factor next year Pet!
LMAO

 

[Elwood]

Way to ignore his post AGAIN.

Liar liar pants on fire

Is that kind of like when you CONSTANTLY ignore my offers to duel? Like last night for instance, I get you 1v1 again and you call in ash and cookie. When we keep dropping you first on your mage you rage it and change to a disarm dexxer. Then after that you change back to your mage but you get pet to play for you as if you think we wouldn't know the difference, LOL. Blind freddy could see the difference. At least when I fight someone, whether I win or I lose, people can guarantee it is me fighting. You and pet on the other hand 'share' your account and when things get tough, you let him play for you. This is the account that pet supposedly gave you when he quit (the second time) and when we saw him on it he said that he was only playing it if you weren't using it, while warhammer was down of course, LOL.

"Liars liars pant on fire"

 

[Paradox_]

Wow

You actually think PET logged in to play?

....

YES YOU'RE RIGHT, THE CONVERSATION WENT LIKE THIS

'PET ZOMG IM DIEING IN AN ONLINE GAME, PLZ COME HELP THANX PAL'

You're an idiot. Can't believe I almost killed you 1v1 that you had to run to your house ey? MUSTA BEEN PET.

Btw, Cookie, Ash and Myself - 1 of our best, 2 of our worst, vs You, Sneaky and Von Beck - 2 of your best, 1 of your worst. Pretty sure we wiped the floor with you, as you all died multiple times. Ash and cookie didnt die once, I died once on Snakes 2v1 (after me and ash had killed you THREE vs TWO - remember thats our TWO WORST PLAYERS) and died twice on Alat.

Finally a fair fight, I'll give you that, and AUPK died alot more than SSO.

I thought you were quiting?

 

[Paradox_]

End of story Paradox, I won't be responding to any more of your posts because your not worth the time out of my life. Let's see if pet can hold me to this one...

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

 

[Elwood]

Wow

You actually think PET logged in to play?

....

YES YOU'RE RIGHT, THE CONVERSATION WENT LIKE THIS

'PET ZOMG IM DIEING IN AN ONLINE GAME, PLZ COME HELP THANX PAL'

now doesn't that feel better?

You're an idiot. Can't believe I almost killed you 1v1 that you had to run to your house ey? MUSTA BEEN PET.

Lies, you never had me running 1v1, you and ash were trying to dump on me for how long and you never had me below half health. Then you called in cookie to help you. Every time I had you 1v1 you ran to your backup. Now I have challenged you to back up your big talk and you have repeatedly ignored me. Sneaky even witnessed you last night saying you wouldn't duel me because you said it was pointless, you said that the server determines who wins. LOL what a f*cking lame excuse you coward. If you won't duel me then at least fight me mounted in a field situation 1v1 (and stay on screen). I bet you won't do that either.

Btw, Cookie, Ash and Myself - 1 of our best, 2 of our worst, vs You, Sneaky and Von Beck - 2 of your best, 1 of your worst. Pretty sure we wiped the floor with you, as you all died multiple times. Ash and cookie didnt die once, I died once on Snakes 2v1 (after me and ash had killed you THREE vs TWO - remember thats our TWO WORST PLAYERS) and died twice on Alat.

I don't remember Cookie dying, no. Cookie is a very good player and can see a dump coming. You can't kill ash because he hangs around and ebolt or FS spams and as soon as he has so little as a curse or bleed on him he skips off screen to remove curse/heal/cure. Everyone knows ash doesn't play within game mechanics, if he didn't have his 'advantages' he would die constantly, I mean seriously, he would be worse that you which is saying something. Ash plays that way because he cannot compete without it, simply put he is scum. SSO guilded him because you couldn't kill him either so you would rather have him on your side LOL, says a lot about your guild...
In my opinion the scumbag should be outcast and be target on sight from everyone for the way he plays but I guess SSO need him...
Now we took a couple of deaths, yes, I died twice but you on the other hand died more that anyone else there last night, which is why you raged it and changed to your dexxer.

Finally a fair fight, I'll give you that, and AUPK died alot more than SSO.

Except for the time I was fighting you and ash at the beginning solo, oh, and at the end when sneaky and von beck went afk and I was being chased down by the three of you, yeah.

I thought you were quiting?

Just before I go away at christmas my account is going to venus, he wants it as a second account, he has a second account at the moment mainly for storage but on it he has no fel house near the action nor any decent characters. I have a house near bmg and fully trained pvp chars and a crafter so I said he can have it, their not worth selling anyway.
Any other questions? You sound as obsessed about my UO future as pet...

 

[Paradox_]

Oh no I just like laughing at you because you're so full of **** and have proven in a week that you are a lieing piece of crap.

Trying to pass off your near death to me as 'you got pet to log in' is typical trammie newb AUPK style. When something you cant understand, like Rons killing you 2v6, its 'hacks', or not insuring your suit and losing it is 'insurance hack', or you near dieing to me means 'pet logged in'. You're exactly like Sneaky who I nearly killed 1v1 but the dog ran and then said 'nice try pet' and when I said it was me he wouldn't believe it.

Simple minded simpletons trying to make up excuses for what you can't understand.

Btw, 2v1 with me and ash on you - you didnt even dump us, you just ran and ran and ran potting like the little girl you are. DID YOU GET A HUGE ADRENALINE RUSH?

You're pathetic, can't wait to see if you 'actually leave', because you will do a buster and keep posting on here, because you can't get away from us as even though we hate your guts, you have 'online friends' who are the closest things you come to real life friends.

BTW,

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

Still haven't responded. You lied, you said you would never respond to me, what is your excuse? Because you look like a complete ******, more so.

 

[Elwood]

Near death to you, lol. Of course you nearly killed me... in your sleep. I duelled you today, mounted, and you potted and ran every time I had you low, then mid fight you leave? After duelling unemployed morri a few times even he said it's no point in fighting you because you are sh*t.
Enough said.

 

[Paradox_]

For the 100th time, when have I said I AM EVER GOOD. 3 posts up I said im the ****test person in my guild.

Didn't pot once mate.

Love how you responded to me AGAIN, you are good at this lieing thing aren't you?

 

[Petrify]

HAHAHAHA do you honestly know how much of a c*ckhead you sound like sometimes? Who gives a f*ck about when you can pull off a greater heal. How does this ability help you in life pet tell me? Do you add it to your resume when your going for those Fisher Price ads?

I thought we were talking about UO, so I responded in UO... I love how you dodge any answer to what someone says. By the way do you know how much someone would earn in a Fisher Price ad in a talking role? Consider they are under 18 and it's upwards of 2k+ for any talking role in an add, for about a day or two of work... I don't really see how what you say is insulting.

Name: Macaulay Culkin

Again I don't know how you are using this as an insult... or Paris for that matter, they are far more successful in there field and WAY richer than you will ever be. In fact Macaulay Culkin is worth $74million... I really think you actually have a form of retardation if you think calling me that is insulting.

Then after that you change back to your mage but you get pet to play for you as if you think we wouldn't know the difference, LOL. Blind freddy could see the difference. At least when I fight someone, whether I win or I lose, people can guarantee it is me fighting. You and pet on the other hand 'share' your account and when things get tough, you let him play for you

hahahahahahhaahahaha... man thats so ****ing funny, on multiple levels as well.

The first level of hilarity: You are CERTAIN that we do this yet we have never once done this let alone even contemplated doing it. We aren't gutless pieces of **** like you Elwood.

The second level of hilarity: You basically just openly admitted that you got owned by Paradox. Man you are so bad.

You're exactly like Sneaky who I nearly killed 1v1 but the dog ran and then said 'nice try pet' and when I said it was me he wouldn't believe it.

Ahahhaa, it's a curse that comes with using my characters I'm afraid, people will run the second they see your name. It's funny hey?

Sneaky even witnessed you last night saying you wouldn't duel me because you said it was pointless, you said that the server determines who wins. LOL what a f*cking lame excuse you coward. If you won't duel me then at least fight me mounted in a field situation 1v1 (and stay on screen). I bet you won't do that either.

Paradox has a point, dueling is basically whoever hits bleed first then gets a lucky poison. Duel on scribe wrestle, thats real skill (and is evident on American shards too who most players respect this as the "real" way of dueling). Regardless, dueling is pointless as it doesn't prove who is a better field fighter it just shows who can spam harder (this is coming from one of the better duelers on the shard).

Near death to you, lol. Of course you nearly killed me... in your sleep.

Do you write these on your own? You ran from paradox and then thought it was me, man I would be ****ing embarrassed.

Elwood ever going to reply to the fact that you are 100%, proven, an absolute ****wit? You give me **** about warhammer and AoC (which both turned out to be far below what the early game showed), then you come up with NUMEROUS examples of **** like this:

End of story Paradox, I won't be responding to any more of your posts because your not worth the time out of my life. Let's see if pet can hold me to this one...

 

[Elwood]

For the 100th time, when have I said I AM EVER GOOD. 3 posts up I said im the ****test person in my guild.

Didn't pot once mate.

Love how you responded to me AGAIN, you are good at this lieing thing aren't you?

You pot cured half a dozen times and you pot healed two or three times in the space of a couple of minutes. You and I both know you did. Please get out of the pvp thread, your not qualified to post here.

 

[dum3886]

Dear god... the ammount you guys write on who's a liar?, who has the better job/prospects etc... is probably more then i wrote in my entire time at school lol. Just face is ur all addicted to stratics forum pvp lol.

 

[Elwood]

By the way do you know how much someone would earn in a Fisher Price ad in a talking role?

I have no idea pet. If I knew the answer to that one I don't think i'd have many friends.

I don't really see how what you say is insulting.

Yes you do, which is why you always defend it. I really don't see how you could think that it is something to brag about, it's laughable really.

Again I don't know how you are using this as an insult... or Paris for that matter, they are far more successful in there field and WAY richer than you will ever be. In fact Macaulay Culkin is worth $74million... I really think you actually have a form of retardation if you think calling me that is insulting.

Again, you wouldn't feel you have to keep defending it if you didn't take it as an insult. Your a try hard Macaulay Culkin, a wanna be child star who will never make it - see the insult now?

Ahahhaa, it's a curse that comes with using my characters I'm afraid, people will run the second they see your name. It's funny hey?

LOL paradox has never owned me or anyone in his life and your not as good as you think you are pet. Of all the good SSO members you die the easiest in the field.

Paradox has a point, dueling is basically whoever hits bleed first then gets a lucky poison. Duel on scribe wrestle, thats real skill (and is evident on American shards too who most players respect this as the "real" way of dueling). Regardless, dueling is pointless as it doesn't prove who is a better field fighter it just shows who can spam harder (this is coming from one of the better duelers on the shard).

Who ever said duelling makes you good at field fighting? What i'm saying is that Paradox talks a lot of sh*t here but can't back it up. All he does is hides behind his better guild members and when he is called out he comes up with all these different excuses, it's pathetic.

Elwood ever going to reply to the fact that you are 100%, proven, an absolute ****wit? You give me **** about warhammer and AoC (which both turned out to be far below what the early game showed), then you come up with NUMEROUS examples of **** like this:

What other examples are there pet? Your lucky the old forums are not still around because I could dig up all your posts about how sh*t UO is and how stupid we all are to play a dying game with no decent pvp and no player base. Not to mention all the screen shots you posted of how much action there was in your new game and how much of a good time you were having and how you would never come back, well, we all know what happened after that...

 

[Elwood]

Dear god... the ammount you guys write on who's a liar?, who has the better job/prospects etc... is probably more then i wrote in my entire time at school lol. Just face is ur all addicted to stratics forum pvp lol.

guilty lol

 

[kiwi]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DID A BUSTER

 

[Petrify]

I have no idea pet. If I knew the answer to that one I don't think i'd have many friends.

Ok... so your saying, because you don't know anyone who does T.V commercials, you have lots of friends?

Yes you do, which is why you always defend it. I really don't see how you could think that it is something to brag about, it's laughable really.

I'm not "defending" doing acting, I don't see a reason why I have to defend it, I am merely pointing out facts about how stupid you are for thinking its laughable doing acting. What did you do in your childhood? Play rugby? Did that get you ALL the chicks at the pool? When they saw your sunburn, they would have practically bowed down before you... right?

Your a try hard Macaulay Culkin, a wanna be child star who will never make it - see the insult now?

But then why would you call me Macaulay Culkin if I'm a wannabe him??? Thats like me calling you Israel Falou... you really are a ****** aren't you?

What i'm saying is that Paradox talks a lot of sh*t here but can't back it up.

I haven't seen one example of Paradox saying that he's better than someone else, I've seen him call people gutless for running from him... but he has never said he was a better pvper than someone else. In fact Elwood, your the one telling everyone how much better you are than Paradox...

What other examples are there pet?

I'm sick of making you look stupid pet, it's too easy. I don't think i'll post for a few days to give you a chance to recover.

Posted about 7 hours later:

Looks like Paradox (and the rons) just got owned...

Ok i'm out little ronnies, glad to see nothing has changed here. My main aim is to have a laugh at pet, i've done that, I can go now. I bet if I poke my head in in another 12 months time you two will be still trolling these forums trying so hard to be like your idols the ron twits, I mean twins. Have run with that.

Anyone want a UO account?

In this post you imply that you have quit, you also imply that you will not read these forums for "12 months"... yet you still continue to do.

Aaaaannd of course the grand daddy of them all

End of story Paradox, I won't be responding to any more of your posts because your not worth the time out of my life. Let's see if pet can hold me to this one...

"Until you give us a valid reason as to why you aren't a lying, fat, scum, I will post that quote in every reply I make."

 

[Elwood]

Ok... so your saying, because you don't know anyone who does T.V commercials, you have lots of friends?

No, I am saying that if I knew the answer to your question of what someone would earn in a fisher price ad with a 'talking role' I would be a nerd with no friends... like you

I'm not "defending" doing acting, I don't see a reason why I have to defend it, I am merely pointing out facts about how stupid you are for thinking its laughable doing acting.

You are defending it right now. It's laughable that you think being an extra in ads is a high achievement and how you think you have earned the right to bag anyone for what they do for a living when you are a snotty nosed 16 year old.

But then why would you call me Macaulay Culkin if I'm a wannabe him???

Because it pisses you off. Mission accomplished.

In fact Elwood, your the one telling everyone how much better you are than Paradox...

Thats fact, 90% of fel is better than him.

In this post you imply that you have quit, you also imply that you will not read these forums for "12 months"... yet you still continue to do.

I said "who wants a UO account" meaning that I am leaving. I told you the reason is that I don't enjoy the game anymore like I used to and there are other things I would rather be doing these days. I then gave you a date that I would be leaving - you won't see me after Christmas - is what I said. You accused me of being addicted and that I was a liar and I would continue to play. I then told you who I was giving my account to and for what reasons. Now I can't be any more transparent about it pet and it's as simple as I can lay it out for you. If you cannot understand this then that's just too bad.

"Until you give us a valid reason as to why you aren't a lying, fat, scum, I will post that quote in every reply I make."

Go for your life, I don't have to validate a thing for you, you pimply faced git. Make me some fries kid, you still remember how to do that don't you?


Before I go though pet I wanted to give you an insight into your future. It can be best illustrated with these two pics:

This is you now...

...and this is your future

THE END
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