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*slowly goes insane as Lindae and Molokha clamour for latkes all day long*
My horse died of snakebite as we were crossing the Gravewater in the great war so I had to ride into battle against the paladins on a mule. That sounds like the start of a folktale; but unfortunately it did not end well for me or, indeed, for the mule.
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SUMIN NEW
mORNINS
"DIS DAY IN HISTORY"
OR "WOT DAY IS IT?
WHICH YOOS LIKES BETTERZ?
Congress enacted the Volstead Act, which provided for enforcement of Prohibition, over President Woodrow Wilson's veto.
mORNINS
"DIS DAY IN HISTORY"
OR "WOT DAY IS IT?
WHICH YOOS LIKES BETTERZ?
Congress enacted the Volstead Act, which provided for enforcement of Prohibition, over President Woodrow Wilson's veto.
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On this day in history, by which I mean this morning, Alouenikah Tzvindajah got blind drunk on home-made moonshine, attempted a horrifying striptease and fell off the table onto his long-suffering and saintly partner, almost bloody killing him in the process.
Also they were dressed as two halves of a pantomime horse at the time, but that's neither here nor there.
At first I thought I'd broken a hip, and I was quite prepared to just deal with the pain rather than be forced to front up at the hospital and tell them that I'd been quietly and respectfully celebrating my grandson's bar mitzvah when I was suddenly crushed from above by a three-hundred-pound homosexual reindeer herder wearing an artificial horse's ass.
MORNINGS
Soviet Union launches, Sputnik II, carrying a dog named Laika
AND PHOENIX OB DW (CHESSYS) BIRFTDAZE
BEEES HARD TO FIND FUNNY HISTORYS
Soviet Union launches, Sputnik II, carrying a dog named Laika
AND PHOENIX OB DW (CHESSYS) BIRFTDAZE
BEEES HARD TO FIND FUNNY HISTORYS
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If Day in History is not enjoyable for you, then switch of what day is it.
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ITZ BEES
Molokha, take that apron off, you're not qualified to participate.
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To those that served or are now in service - For all that you have given, thank you.
*hides Lindae's modem for the day as a sign of respect*
o i dont know where it is lindey, maybe a leprecon stole such
o i dont know where it is lindey, maybe a leprecon stole such
I couldn't agree more. The tears fell as I watched a commercial thanking all of our Veterans. Thank you for all you've done. Know that it's because of you that we have the right to agree to disagree. Your many sacrifices are so appreciated! *deep curtsey*
Alouenikah keeps inviting Jehovah's Witnesses into our house while I'm at work because he wants to show off his collection of guinea pigs. I'm worried that sooner or later one of them will wander into Molokha's laboratory and there'll be a tragedy.
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(OOC: I had a dream last night that I tried to apply for a position as an EM and Mesanna wouldn't accept my application until I'd brought Ozog back to the game, so I found this list of obscure clues and was hunting him all around downtown Sydney. IIRC I never found him so I guess I can't be an EM. Damn it, Ozog!)
