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National Bologna Day
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fried bologna beees da greatest
FOOODS BEEES GOOS
*slowly goes insane as Lindae and Molokha clamour for latkes all day long*
latkes LEAST DEY NO WANTS BIDDY BAKAS
My horse died of snakebite as we were crossing the Gravewater in the great war so I had to ride into battle against the paladins on a mule. That sounds like the start of a folktale; but unfortunately it did not end well for me or, indeed, for the mule.
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SUMIN NEW
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"DIS DAY IN HISTORY"
OR "WOT DAY IS IT?
WHICH YOOS LIKES BETTERZ?
Congress enacted the Volstead Act, which provided for enforcement of Prohibition, over President Woodrow Wilson's veto.
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"DIS DAY IN HISTORY"
OR "WOT DAY IS IT?
WHICH YOOS LIKES BETTERZ?
Congress enacted the Volstead Act, which provided for enforcement of Prohibition, over President Woodrow Wilson's veto.
On this day in history, by which I mean this morning, Alouenikah Tzvindajah got blind drunk on home-made moonshine, attempted a horrifying striptease and fell off the table onto his long-suffering and saintly partner, almost bloody killing him in the process.
Also they were dressed as two halves of a pantomime horse at the time, but that's neither here nor there.
At first I thought I'd broken a hip, and I was quite prepared to just deal with the pain rather than be forced to front up at the hospital and tell them that I'd been quietly and respectfully celebrating my grandson's bar mitzvah when I was suddenly crushed from above by a three-hundred-pound homosexual reindeer herder wearing an artificial horse's ass.
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In 2012, Superstorm Sandy came ashore in New Jersey
In 2012, Superstorm Sandy came ashore in New Jersey
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Soviet Union launches, Sputnik II, carrying a dog named Laika
AND PHOENIX OB DW (CHESSYS) BIRFTDAZE
BEEES HARD TO FIND FUNNY HISTORYS
Soviet Union launches, Sputnik II, carrying a dog named Laika
AND PHOENIX OB DW (CHESSYS) BIRFTDAZE
BEEES HARD TO FIND FUNNY HISTORYS
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There is nothing less funny than what happened to that poor dog.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLLOWEENIE
HOLLOWEENIE
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National Deviled Egg Day
National Deviled Egg Day
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National Chicken Lady Day
National Chicken Lady Day
Bok!
ITZ BEES
National Men Make Dinner Day
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MORNINS
Molokha, take that apron off, you're not qualified to participate.
To those that served or are now in service - For all that you have given, thank you.
yoos back?
*hides Lindae's modem for the day as a sign of respect*
o i dont know where it is lindey, maybe a leprecon stole such
o i dont know where it is lindey, maybe a leprecon stole such
I couldn't agree more. The tears fell as I watched a commercial thanking all of our Veterans. Thank you for all you've done. Know that it's because of you that we have the right to agree to disagree. Your many sacrifices are so appreciated! *deep curtsey*
*finds his computer in Molokha's cave, buried under a pile of eyeless baby doll heads*
Alouenikah keeps inviting Jehovah's Witnesses into our house while I'm at work because he wants to show off his collection of guinea pigs. I'm worried that sooner or later one of them will wander into Molokha's laboratory and there'll be a tragedy.
i cant help such, i just love my ginny pigs so
GUNNA BE TAKIN ATIME OUT FROM UO AND STRATICS
WABES
WABES
Piffle
(OOC: I had a dream last night that I tried to apply for a position as an EM and Mesanna wouldn't accept my application until I'd brought Ozog back to the game, so I found this list of obscure clues and was hunting him all around downtown Sydney. IIRC I never found him so I guess I can't be an EM. Damn it, Ozog!)
WABES
MEES BACK A LIBBLE BIT
MISSED YOOS
ice creems
MORNINS ALL
BEES - 7 WC
MEEES STAYING IN TODAZE
BEES - 7 WC
MEEES STAYING IN TODAZE