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*drinks coffee* Mornin all. Headed over to Woodward Avenue today to gawk at classic cars I can't afford. Yay.
*throws fishy at Slug* Mees bees dere drivin a pea green 1971 AMC Gremlin! if'n da gobby mobile is a rockin yoos nos comes a knockin!
Allo!
OOC: hey Mama when ya comin back? I gots no-one left to play around with. No offense to the wonderful people of Baja but it seems the fewer and fewer times I still play I'm more of an annoyance than anything else
Hello old (but younger than me) friend,Allo!
OOC: hey Mama when ya comin back? I gots no-one left to play around with. No offense to the wonderful people of Baja but it seems the fewer and fewer times I still play I'm more of an annoyance than anything else
We're nearing completion on the ND house but even with that, I have about 3 more trips up there and each time I go, I'm gone for 2-3 weeks. I'm heading up again next Friday but hopefully, the latency and disconnect issues I was having will be gone! If that's the case, I'll be ingame to keep you out of trouble...or in trouble. I'll see you soon but until then, don't behave.
MORNINS UO
GOTS LOT OB HOUSE WERK TO DO. MEES LETS IT ALL SLIP CAUSES BEES MEES SICK FER 3 DAYS
GOTS LOT OB HOUSE WERK TO DO. MEES LETS IT ALL SLIP CAUSES BEES MEES SICK FER 3 DAYS
Good morning! So how does a goblin clean house? *ponders this age-old question* I'm glad you're feeling better and hope you're back to your normal gaseous self in no time.
I clean by spilling milk on the floor and pretending not to notice until Alouenikah mops it up, because he always goes overboard and polishes the entire kitchen while he's at it.
linde some of us like things to look nice and also we can cook eggs withot making them explode but that is nether here nor there
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o i dont know lindy maybe they fly there like beatiful buterflies 
or maybe they got cranky becase you didnt screw the lid on the fudj tight enugh and now is full of ants agen even tho i tell you so many times!!
or maybe they got cranky becase you didnt screw the lid on the fudj tight enugh and now is full of ants agen even tho i tell you so many times!!
I'll screw your lid on in a minute, you squawking porpoise! *skulks out to collect his underwear, glares at the delighted passersby*
There is absolutely nothing funny about this wanton abuse of my undergarments.
*snatches a deliciously lacy little number away from the neighbourhood dog* Get away, you cur! You can't have this, it will look rubbish on you.
*snatches a deliciously lacy little number away from the neighbourhood dog* Get away, you cur! You can't have this, it will look rubbish on you.
Excuse me, those are clearly pink. I only accept underpants of the purest and most angelic white; anything else would be tasteless.
And good morning to you too.
Red and grey are my family colours. I thank you for this gift. *accepts the underpants solemnly*
AGGGGG *RUNS AND HIDES*
DAT MAKES A NO GOOS MORNING,EVEN WIF OUT MORPIN FACE
NOOOS COMIN OUT TIL HIMZ GONE
I shan't.
*goes out swathed in a bedsheet to buy the newspaper like something from a high school theatre production of arabian nights*