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MORNINS
- Thread starter whiterabbit
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meeens poop?
Just because we won't let you throw your underpants on the floor!
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
stick dems undies to da wall
MORNINGS
MORNINGS
MORNINS EBERYBUDDIES
Everybody look at my dog.
*kissy sounds*
*kissy sounds*
awww itz beees warm
*throws fishy at Slug* Mees bees dere drivin a pea green 1971 AMC Gremlin! if'n da gobby mobile is a rockin yoos nos comes a knockin!
*rofl* Good morning everyone!
Allo!
OOC: hey Mama when ya comin back? I gots no-one left to play around with. No offense to the wonderful people of Baja but it seems the fewer and fewer times I still play I'm more of an annoyance than anything else
Hello old (but younger than me) friend,Allo!
OOC: hey Mama when ya comin back? I gots no-one left to play around with. No offense to the wonderful people of Baja but it seems the fewer and fewer times I still play I'm more of an annoyance than anything else
We're nearing completion on the ND house but even with that, I have about 3 more trips up there and each time I go, I'm gone for 2-3 weeks. I'm heading up again next Friday but hopefully, the latency and disconnect issues I was having will be gone! If that's the case, I'll be ingame to keep you out of trouble...or in trouble. I'll see you soon but until then, don't behave.
YOOS LIBES BY MEES?
*radiates happiness*
MORNINS
Yep. *points at lower right side of palm* I live right there. (Livonia)
meees in woodhaven
like a bat?
MORNINS , GUNNA RAINS HERES TODAZE
MORNINS UO
GOTS LOT OB HOUSE WERK TO DO. MEES LETS IT ALL SLIP CAUSES BEES MEES SICK FER 3 DAYS
GOTS LOT OB HOUSE WERK TO DO. MEES LETS IT ALL SLIP CAUSES BEES MEES SICK FER 3 DAYS
Good morning! So how does a goblin clean house? *ponders this age-old question* I'm glad you're feeling better and hope you're back to your normal gaseous self in no time.
weee cleans bys habing big winds blow ebery tink out da door( big farts)
I clean by spilling milk on the floor and pretending not to notice until Alouenikah mops it up, because he always goes overboard and polishes the entire kitchen while he's at it.
linde some of us like things to look nice and also we can cook eggs withot making them explode but that is nether here nor there
Why are you always so mean to me?
MORNINGS
TODAZE BEES EBERYBUDDY BEES NICEY TO EACH UDDER
TODAZE BEES EBERYBUDDY BEES NICEY TO EACH UDDER
ALOUENIKAH! WHY ARE ALL MY UNDERPANTS ON THE ROAD?
o i dont know lindy maybe they fly there like beatiful buterflies or maybe they got cranky becase you didnt screw the lid on the fudj tight enugh and now is full of ants agen even tho i tell you so many times!!
or maybe they got cranky becase you didnt screw the lid on the fudj tight enugh and now is full of ants agen even tho i tell you so many times!!
for hours i work on the fudj, lendi! hours!!
I'll screw your lid on in a minute, you squawking porpoise! *skulks out to collect his underwear, glares at the delighted passersby*
YOOS GUYS SOOOOO FUNNIES
There is absolutely nothing funny about this wanton abuse of my undergarments.
*snatches a deliciously lacy little number away from the neighbourhood dog* Get away, you cur! You can't have this, it will look rubbish on you.
*snatches a deliciously lacy little number away from the neighbourhood dog* Get away, you cur! You can't have this, it will look rubbish on you.
*HOLDS OUTTA STICK WIF LACEY UNDIES ON DA END* DES YOOS?
MORNIN BAJA
MORNIN BAJA
Excuse me, those are clearly pink. I only accept underpants of the purest and most angelic white; anything else would be tasteless.
And good morning to you too.
ohs den des nos yoos
mebe momos?
mebe momos?
Ah yes, they do seem to fit his tastes.
and deys red
Red and grey are my family colours. I thank you for this gift. *accepts the underpants solemnly*
*SINGS* WALKIN AROUND IN WOMENS UDDERWAER
MORNINS
MORNINS
AGGGGG *RUNS AND HIDES*
DAT MAKES A NO GOOS MORNING,EVEN WIF OUT MORPIN FACE
NOOOS COMIN OUT TIL HIMZ GONE
lendiy do you stop posting things to terify everbody!!! *hides his pants in retaliation*
YAY DAT BB GUY SKEERY
HIMS GOTS BB'S FER BRAINS
HIMS GOTS BB'S FER BRAINS
I shan't.
*goes out swathed in a bedsheet to buy the newspaper like something from a high school theatre production of arabian nights*
TAKES HIMZ OFF!!!
TOGA TOGA TOGA