*GIBES AMBER AN MOMO AN ICE CREEMS
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OH HECK GIBES 1 TO EBERY BUDDY
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MORNINS
- Thread starter whiterabbit
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Afternoons! I don't do mornings when I"m on vacation
So has anyone else noticed that the Baja forums seem to be far the most active all of all shard forums lately? Especially since Yattery popped back in and started spreading his unique form of mayhem and chaos. *wishes that translated over to the shard itself* Oh well, what we lack in population we certainly seem to make up for in character and overall goofiness.
Oh yay! compost flavored ice cream.... wait are those slug bits in there?? and this seems to taste a little salty .... aw crap, not again
MORNINS
*hides* dat skeery
Oh dear! I didn't mean to frighten you. *coaxes the goblin out with macarons*
MORNINGS BAJA
HABES A GREAT SUNSHINEY DAZE
HABES A GREAT SUNSHINEY DAZE
MORNING
MEEES SWEEPS LONG TIMES, BUT FEEL MUCHES GOODER TODAZE....YAY
MEEES SWEEPS LONG TIMES, BUT FEEL MUCHES GOODER TODAZE....YAY
dat causes goblins beees heresAfternoons! I don't do mornings when I"m on vacation
So has anyone else noticed that the Baja forums seem to be far the most active all of all shard forums lately? Especially since Yattery popped back in and started spreading his unique form of mayhem and chaos. *wishes that translated over to the shard itself* Oh well, what we lack in population we certainly seem to make up for in character and overall goofiness.
I am considering making an open offer of three million gold pieces to any woman - or man; he is equally uninterested in both genders so it wouldn't make any difference - who'll take Molokha on a date. As a screamingly effeminate man, I am the closest thing to a Jewish mother in his life and I feel obligated to step in and get him safely married off before he hits fifty.
If any of you are interested in dating a schlubby middle-aged amputee with a phobia of being touched and a complete inability to smile, please let me know. He comes from a monstrously wealthy family who all slaughtered each other in a ridiculous civil war a few years back so there's a good dowry attached if you manage to get to the wedding stage.
meees dos it
TAKES MOMO TO FEL MOON GATE FOR A DATE
TAKES MOMO TO FEL MOON GATE FOR A DATE
Can I chaperone?
Good morning!
Good morning!
meees just gets up
HABES A GOOS DAZE
HABES A GOOS DAZE
Thank you. You also!
Hmm. Yes, I'll think about this. *notes it down*
MORNINS ALL
Good morning.
puppy !!!
He is my LITTLE PRECIOUS BABY PRINCESS *trails off into kissing noises*
(OOC: I had a housewarming party on Saturday night. My friends asked me what I'd been doing during the day and I was like "oh you know just fooling around on the internet" because I couldn't bring myself to say "Even though I haven't played Ultima Online for two years I still roleplay on the forums and one of my characters is currently trying to get one of my other characters laid.")
MORNINGS UO
I'm not sure if 3:10AM (the time of your post) is morning or night? Egad, do you ever sleep or do goblins need less rest than humies? Either way...good morning Ozog and Baja! *sips strong black coffee*
MEEES BEES HABIN TROUBLES SWEEPIN
Well, his post was 2:10AM on my screen but, YOUR post is 5:35AM.... Do YOU sleep?
Busted! To quote one of my favorite goblins, "MEEES BEES HABIN TROUBLES SWEEPIN".
MORNINS
NO KIN SWEEPS AGIN
STILL NO COLORED CHARCOAL
NO KIN SWEEPS AGIN
STILL NO COLORED CHARCOAL
I'm right here with you, Ozog. I can't sleep either.
You all need an Alouenikah to cuddle up to.
If Alou snores, he wouldn't want to cuddle with me. I kick precious body parts when someone startles me awake with snoring.
why wees doing dis?I'm right here with you, Ozog. I can't sleep either.
meees startin to feelz rotten from it
MOMO YOOS NEEDS TO SWEEPS
I TINK WEES HABES TO CUDDLES ,DIN WEEES COULD SWEEPS?
MEEES NO SNORES, MEBE FARTS A LIBBLE BIT
MORNINS ALL
im afraid i snore o so loudly :< ever morning i wake up and lindie is say oy alniekah you are snore all damn nite ive had no sleep at all and i am going to leve you for a sexy bank teller, but he never does 
SNORNING KIN BEEES BAD FER YOO
GO HABE SLEEP STUDY DONE
GO HABE SLEEP STUDY DONE
There is nothing mysterious about his snoring, he looks like a hairy dugong.
MEEES NO SNORES, MEBE FARTS A LIBBLE BIT
*Can't help laughing at where this post has gone.* *Sits back and watches the banter between Ozog, Alou and Lindae*:snoopy:
WEEES TRIES TO KEEEPS YOOS SMILIN
He bloody well does that too, he farts like a cow.
I, of course, do not. My vapours escape as delicate potpourri-scented exhalations from every orifice.
lendy your farts sound like a rusty door hinge
What!
DAT BIG WERD, DUNNO WOT IT MEANS