MORNINS

[whiterabbit]

*GIBES AMBER AN MOMO AN ICE CREEMS
OH HECK GIBES 1 TO EBERY BUDDY

 

[The Slug]

MORNINS
MEEES STILL TIRED

Afternoons! I don't do mornings when I"m on vacation

So has anyone else noticed that the Baja forums seem to be far the most active all of all shard forums lately? Especially since Yattery popped back in and started spreading his unique form of mayhem and chaos. *wishes that translated over to the shard itself* Oh well, what we lack in population we certainly seem to make up for in character and overall goofiness.

 

[The Slug]

*GIBES AMBER AN MOMO AN ICE CREEMS
OH HECK GIBES 1 TO EBERY BUDDY

Oh yay! compost flavored ice cream.... wait are those slug bits in there?? and this seems to taste a little salty .... aw crap, not again

 

[whiterabbit]

MORNINS

 

[Lindae Lives]

 

[whiterabbit]

*hides* dat skeery

 

[Lindae Lives]

Oh dear! I didn't mean to frighten you. *coaxes the goblin out with macarons*

 

[whiterabbit]

MORNINGS BAJA
HABES A GREAT SUNSHINEY DAZE

 

[whiterabbit]

MORNING
MEEES SWEEPS LONG TIMES, BUT FEEL MUCHES GOODER TODAZE....YAY

 

[WildStar]

That is good to hear. *smiles*

 

[whiterabbit]

Afternoons! I don't do mornings when I"m on vacation

So has anyone else noticed that the Baja forums seem to be far the most active all of all shard forums lately? Especially since Yattery popped back in and started spreading his unique form of mayhem and chaos. *wishes that translated over to the shard itself* Oh well, what we lack in population we certainly seem to make up for in character and overall goofiness.

dat causes goblins beees heres

 

[Lindae Lives]

I am considering making an open offer of three million gold pieces to any woman - or man; he is equally uninterested in both genders so it wouldn't make any difference - who'll take Molokha on a date. As a screamingly effeminate man, I am the closest thing to a Jewish mother in his life and I feel obligated to step in and get him safely married off before he hits fifty.

 

[Lindae Lives]

If any of you are interested in dating a schlubby middle-aged amputee with a phobia of being touched and a complete inability to smile, please let me know. He comes from a monstrously wealthy family who all slaughtered each other in a ridiculous civil war a few years back so there's a good dowry attached if you manage to get to the wedding stage.

 

[whiterabbit]

meees dos it
TAKES MOMO TO FEL MOON GATE FOR A DATE

 

[Amber Witch]

Can I chaperone?
Good morning!

 

[whiterabbit]

meees just gets up
HABES A GOOS DAZE

 

[Amber Witch]

HABES A GOOS DAZE

Thank you. You also!

 

[Lindae Lives]

meees dos it
TAKES MOMO TO FEL MOON GATE FOR A DATE

Hmm. Yes, I'll think about this. *notes it down*

 

[whiterabbit]

MORNINS ALL

 

[Lindae Lives]

Good morning.

 

[whiterabbit]

puppy !!!

 

[Lindae Lives]

He is my LITTLE PRECIOUS BABY PRINCESS *trails off into kissing noises*

 

[Lindae Lives]

(OOC: I had a housewarming party on Saturday night. My friends asked me what I'd been doing during the day and I was like "oh you know just fooling around on the internet" because I couldn't bring myself to say "Even though I haven't played Ultima Online for two years I still roleplay on the forums and one of my characters is currently trying to get one of my other characters laid.")

 

[SuperKen]

Just pointing out that Amber is "tending her garden".

Hurr hurr.

 

[whiterabbit]

MORNINGS UO

 

[Mama Faith]

I'm not sure if 3:10AM (the time of your post) is morning or night? Egad, do you ever sleep or do goblins need less rest than humies? Either way...good morning Ozog and Baja! *sips strong black coffee*

 

[whiterabbit]

MEEES BEES HABIN TROUBLES SWEEPIN

 

[War Wizard]

I'm not sure if 3:10AM (the time of your post) is morning or night? Egad, do you ever sleep or do goblins need less rest than humies? Either way...good morning Ozog and Baja! *sips strong black coffee*

Well, his post was 2:10AM on my screen but, YOUR post is 5:35AM.... Do YOU sleep?

 

[Mama Faith]

Well, his post was 2:10AM on my screen but, YOUR post is 5:35AM.... Do YOU sleep?

Busted! To quote one of my favorite goblins, "MEEES BEES HABIN TROUBLES SWEEPIN".

 

[whiterabbit]

MORNINS
NO KIN SWEEPS AGIN
STILL NO COLORED CHARCOAL

 

[Mama Faith]

I'm right here with you, Ozog. I can't sleep either.

 

[Lindae Lives]

You all need an Alouenikah to cuddle up to.

 

[Mama Faith]

You all need an Alouenikah to cuddle up to.

If Alou snores, he wouldn't want to cuddle with me. I kick precious body parts when someone startles me awake with snoring.

 

[Molokha]

I do not sleep.




Ever.

 

[whiterabbit]

I'm right here with you, Ozog. I can't sleep either.

why wees doing dis?
meees startin to feelz rotten from it

 

[whiterabbit]

I do not sleep.




Ever.

MOMO YOOS NEEDS TO SWEEPS

 

[whiterabbit]

I'm not sure if 3:10AM (the time of your post) is morning or night? Egad, do you ever sleep or do goblins need less rest than humies? Either way...good morning Ozog and Baja! *sips strong black coffee*

I TINK WEES HABES TO CUDDLES ,DIN WEEES COULD SWEEPS?
MEEES NO SNORES, MEBE FARTS A LIBBLE BIT

 

[whiterabbit]

MORNINS ALL

 

[Alouenikah]

im afraid i snore o so loudly :< ever morning i wake up and lindie is say oy alniekah you are snore all damn nite ive had no sleep at all and i am going to leve you for a sexy bank teller, but he never does

 

[whiterabbit]

SNORNING KIN BEEES BAD FER YOO
GO HABE SLEEP STUDY DONE

 

[Lindae Lives]

There is nothing mysterious about his snoring, he looks like a hairy dugong.

 

[whiterabbit]

MEEES NO SNORES, MEBE FARTS A LIBBLE BIT

 

[Mama Faith]

*Can't help laughing at where this post has gone.* *Sits back and watches the banter between Ozog, Alou and Lindae*:snoopy:

 

[whiterabbit]

*Can't help laughing at where this post has gone.* *Sits back and watches the banter between Ozog, Alou and Lindae*:snoopy:

WEEES TRIES TO KEEEPS YOOS SMILIN

 

[Lindae Lives]

MEEES NO SNORES, MEBE FARTS A LIBBLE BIT

He bloody well does that too, he farts like a cow.

I, of course, do not. My vapours escape as delicate potpourri-scented exhalations from every orifice.

 

[Alouenikah]

lendy your farts sound like a rusty door hinge

 

[Lindae Lives]

What!

 

[WildStar]

[It is amazing where Lindae, Alouenikah, & Molokha can move a thread.]

 

[Molokha]

Life in this household is a tragicomic surrealist nightmare that never ends.

 

[whiterabbit]

DAT BIG WERD, DUNNO WOT IT MEANS