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MORNINS

Lindae Lives

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goodmornig darlign *waves at goblin, staggers out, falls asleep in the bathtub, still completely nude except for a feather boa and a plague doctor mask*
 

Molokha

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I was a seed planted in hope by my family, but instead of a flower I grew into a sad and poisonous cactus.
 

Molokha

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*wakes up* *looks around wildly* Ey? Beige? Beige and grey? Where is this? What is happening, ey? *runs out in a blind panic* AVSHALOM! OY! AVSHALOM WHAT DID YOU DO *vanishes into the distance*
 

Amber Witch

Babbling Loonie
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UNLEASHED
*logs in to shriek then decides to also thwack everyone*
 

Molokha

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People of Baja, I would like to introduce you to my new son, Betsalel Shafiri. He may be small and grey, but I have confidence that he will do our bloodline proud.

*stares at Amber while cheeping intensely*
 

WildStar

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and I can communicate this to my employer and they will actually believe it?
 

Lindae Lives

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(OOC: I'm illustrating a book IRL and the author keeps trying to set me up on dates with every nice Jewish boy in the city)
 

Lindae Lives

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And yet there is no National Ozog Day. For shame.

Molokha, your date tomorrow believes that you're a qualified chef, so tonight Alouenikah is going to teach you to prepare a simple omelette. Pay attention!
 

WildStar

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Strawberry or Grape?
 

WildStar

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"Here comes Peter Cottontail..."
 

Alouenikah

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o thse chocolats are so delicies, such good chocolats i've never known, maybe i should share some of such with lindeigh - o i forgot, HES JEW

*shoves them all in his mouth at once*

ohoho :heart:
 
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