breakfast

[whiterabbit]

*grumbles* meees sweeps bad last nites. GET YUR OWN BREAky

 

[Ashlynn_L]

BACON DAY TODAY. Which may I add, goes well with fried mushrooms.

 

[Calkano]

sowry ta hear dat! Yoos take yer ice cream befor sweepin last nite? Mees make sumfin.

 

[whiterabbit]

arrrrrrrrrr Swoorys mees ober sweeps. hopes ebeery budddies hep demselfs.
ozog

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Mees always heps myself wen no one lookin laufs.

Scabby

 

[old gypsy]

Morning eberybuddie! Mees gotz brekfest onz da vendor. Jes Ozog en mees ates en nowz mees gotz uber tings toos doos. Sees yoos allz laters!

~ Icky ~

P.S. Nooes gotz rasberries en nooes denver omlettes!

 

[OccupyEA]

Morning eberybuddie! Mees gotz brekfest onz da vendor. Jes Ozog en mees ates en nowz mees gotz uber tings toos doos. Sees yoos allz laters!

~ Icky ~

P.S. Nooes gotz rasberries en nooes denver omlettes!

LOL, ROFL and ROFLMAO!!!! I love ya man!!! But you are not getting my last Bud Light!!

 

[whiterabbit]

morning chessy.*makes coffes, water fer tea. Puts on juices and fruit.* ok omletes dis mornin (cheesy mushroom ones) and lots ob bacon
be safe habe funz
OZOG

 

[Ashlynn_L]

I have been doing some Sosarian culinary research and I hear in Papua they serve chicken lizard balut for breakfast. Yet another reason to avoid that avatar-forsaken place.

 

[whiterabbit]

morning chessy . YAY ders sum coffees, ooo an bacon left .
be safe an habe funz
ozog

 

[whiterabbit]

MORNIN CHESSY.
MEEES FEEELS GOOS TODAY!!! GUNNA COOKS SCRAMBLED EGGS, HAM, HASH BROWNS.*PUTS OUT COFFEES.JUICES,AN FRUIT AN TOAST. WEEES GUNNA GET SNOW TODAY, BAH. NOES LIKES SNOW.
HABES FUNZ AN BEEES SAFE
OZOG

 

[whiterabbit]

WAKES UP CHESSY. ALLA DA BREAKY STUFFS BEES OUT
BE SAFE HABES FUNZ
OZOG

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Cake for breakfast it is then, today.

 

[whiterabbit]

yay cake an ice creams

 

[whiterabbit]

ok ok meees up early makin yoos hot breaky. no bothers meees rest ob da day. Yoos bestest eat it all up too.My peepers still 1/2 closed,so nos blames meees ifin sumin burned.
ozog

 

[Ashlynn_L]

You should keep a pet lava lizard so you can feed anything you accidentally burn.

 

[whiterabbit]

meees late again, breaky vendor was fukk tho. hopes yoos all heps yoos selfes
ozog

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

I hear orcs will eat burned food as well.

 

[whiterabbit]

morning chessy meees bees on time today
ozog

 

[Ashlynn_L]

So Ozog tell us. What are the five most foul and putrid goblin breakfast dishes?

 

[whiterabbit]

der bees scrambles orc brain,fried ettin snot, tripe soup,head chesse wif vinagar,compost cookies. Wees no eat dat stuff only serves to unsupecting hummies and pointed ear ones
ozog

 

[whiterabbit]

der bees scrambles orc brain,fried ettin snot, tripe soup,head chesse wif vinagar,compost cookies. Wees no eat dat stuff only serves to unsupecting hummies and pointed ear ones
ozog

MEEES ONLY JOKING YOOS. WEES NO MAKES DAT STUFFS. YOO HABE TO ASK ICKY DAT QUESTION. EGG MC MUFFINSN FER BREAKY TODAY. EFFER BACON OR SAUSAGE OR MUSHROOM.
OZOG

 

[Ashlynn_L]

MUSHROOM PEROGI.

Perogi is such a great word. It has a nice sound to it and it is nice to say. Other words that are nice to say include "Ozog smells" and "Cove cola", which is a new remedy I saw for sale in Cove. Apparently they make it from cinnamon and whatnot.

 

[whiterabbit]

MEEEES ;LIKE DEM AN KRAUT ONES TOOS
DEYS MAKES YOOS FARTS REAL GOOS

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

mornin, wuts fer breaky todays?

Scabby

 

[OccupyEA]

I would like an omelette made with portabella mushrooms, gently sauteed in salted butter, with sharp cheddar cheese toasted on top!!

 

[whiterabbit]

I would like an omelette made with portabella mushrooms, gently sauteed in salted butter, with sharp cheddar cheese toasted on top!!

okie dokie meees kin make dem. wif big bowl ob bacon!!

 

[whiterabbit]

ruh oh meees ober sweeps agin...swoory
ozog

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Have you all been skipping breakfast lately? This is terrible. Although I did skip it today.

I once painted red spots on one of my big button mushrooms. And green spots on another. I am easily amused.

 

[whiterabbit]

Have you all been skipping breakfast lately? This is terrible. Although I did skip it today.

I once painted red spots on one of my big button mushrooms. And green spots on another. I am easily amused.

meees beees sweepin late dunno why
meees makes lunch *tooth grin*
ozog

 

[Ashlynn_L]

What is the earliest you can have breakfast and it can still be called breakfast?

 

[whiterabbit]

hmmmm gooos question

 

[whiterabbit]

Goood morning Chessy .Messs sweeped goos last nites.Ready fer big breaky. Eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, fruit.. Coffees an juice. Prolly gone all day getting ears cleaned.
be safe habe funz
OZOG

 

[whiterabbit]

MORNIN CHESSY, GOOS GOBLIN BREAKY TODAYS. TOASTED SHROOMS, FRIED TURNIPS,BOILED EGGS.
BE SAFE HABE FUNZ
OZOG

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Fried turnips? I thought goblins were sort of born from turnips or something. Doesn't that make the whole thing a bit weird?

 

[OccupyEA]

Could we have some sauteed Zoogi Mushrooms too please!!

 

[OccupyEA]

Has anybody ever tried that Goblin Gravy and Grits that they serve in Magincia??

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Goblin gravy just sounds foul. Seriously.

 

[whiterabbit]

afternoons meees sweeps late . was berry tired from toss em nets. Mees tossed 14. dat scalis baddy beees tough. Mees got nicey collection ob grey robes, any ones wanna buy dem. *makes submaries sandwitchs fer lunch* der heps yooos self
Meees still achey an tired
OZOG

 

[whiterabbit]

meees up to early. *puts down donuts an bagel an udder stuffs* Ozog going back to beds *WABES*

 

[whiterabbit]

Morning chessy meees sweeps goos. makin big breaky. eggs, pantycakes,sausage wif graby an biskets, lots ob bacons. coffee, juice,milk. hope yoos all comes eats today. oooo meees fergets shroom omelettes and raspberry syupy fer da pantycakes.
habes goos day an habs funz
OZOG

 

[Ashlynn_L]

I just woke up and I still feel very tired. I think I'll just make toasted cheese sandwich.

In papua they eat gazer eye sandwiches. The bread is really terrible too. I'm pretty sure it is not made from wheat flour. What else do they grow in papua that they could make bread from?

 

[OccupyEA]

Morning chessy meees sweeps goos. makin big breaky. eggs, pantycakes,sausage wif graby an biskets, lots ob bacons. coffee, juice,milk. hope yoos all comes eats today. oooo meees fergets shroom omelettes and raspberry syupy fer da pantycakes.
habes goos day an habs funz
OZOG

On the way get me a big platter with sideboards, I'm hungry!!

 

[Ashlynn_L]

For all those who want to know where to find the best Britannian mushrooms for their breakfast, I made this handy visual guide! Sadly chanterelles do not grow in Sosaria.

Happy mushroom hunting my budding mycologist apprentices!

 

[whiterabbit]

mornin chessy
beees shroom omelettes todays,bacon ona da side fer those woo needs meats
be safe habe funz
ozog

 

[old gypsy]

*rubs eyes*

Mees jes woke upz. Mees maybees hab narcolepsy! En mees hungrie!

*grabs muffin, leg of lamb, bacon, eggs, pitcher of milk, plate of cookies, cake, gravy, loaf of bread, cooked bird, turnip, ribs, fish pie... and pizza*

Ahhh... dat's goos!

~ Icky ~

 

[Calkano]

mmmmmm graaavy

 

[whiterabbit]

Mornin Chessy. Heps yoos selbs this fine morning.sumbuddy else kin cooks fer ebnery b uddies,
wabes
habe funz beees safe
OZOG

 

[whiterabbit]

meees got BIG head ache. n o cookin dis am. Habe left obers. Mees tinks dat ashlynn beees stickin pins in herz lil dolly ting

 

[Ashlynn_L]

MUSHROOM PEROGI. It is something you should all try.

Also I came up with a new game. It's a sort of mushroom roulette. What you do is you take a bunch of tasty, safe mushrooms, and then you take one deadly toxic mushroom. Then you cover them in a coating of breadcrumbs so you can't tell which one it is. Then you force a group of goblins to take turns eating them one at a time.

What do you think?