The Squirrel Empire Has Come For You, Sosaria.

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Tyrath

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The guild is Atlantic based unfortunately, but maybe one day we will become powerful enough to open up a Siege recruiting station as well :)

Speaking of recruiting, this seriously is a guild on Atlantic, a few members so far (3 people joined because I made this thread) so if you want to join please tell me. It's a "play however is fun for you" type of guild, nothing too serious. Sir Nutsalot is a Ninja/Bard who follows people around in squirrel form playing music when he is pretending to stalk them. It's fun, and I'd love for anyone who wants to join us.

I also made a "The Squirrel Empire" guild on Stratics, open membership, anyone who wants can join. Once you join you can activate the "The Squirrel Empire" red banner like the one you see under my name to show support for the idea.

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Thank you all for being so awesome about this thread, I honestly wasn't expecting such great replies. This community is amazing!

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I am envisioning the day when ZOOG and the PERV alliance go to war with the Squirrels....... Perverts, Zoogie Hunters and Squirrels talking trash in GC! On a more serious note have you ever just picked up a Zoogie fungus and sniffed it, then gently licked it, and then rolled it up and smoked it?
 

Sir Nutsalot

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I am envisioning the day when ZOOG and the PERV alliance go to war with the Squirrels....... Perverts, Zoogie Hunters and Squirrels talking trash in GC! On a more serious note have you ever just picked up a Zoogie fungus and sniffed it, then gently licked it, and then rolled it up and smoked it?
Yes I have, and I even have a picture to prove it!

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Sir Nutsalot

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my friend pubert is looking to apply to this army...he brings his own nuts...no touch dem nuts
I've sent your stratics account an invite to the guild on here, and can meet your friend pubert in game to add him to the actual guild whenever is a good time for him :)
 
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Modoc

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We are the rustling in the trees
We are the chitters in the distance
We are the thieves who take your nuts.

We are....

The Squirrel Empire. Now Recruiting in a tree near Yew.

Signed,

Sir Nutsalot
Knight Commander of the Squirrel Empire.

*you hear chitters of approval coming from outside your home and look out the window*

We are Legion.

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Thank you very much. I needed a good chuckle after reading all the usual Dribble on U-WHINE. *Raises Fist* Squirrel Empire* :thumbup1:
 

Capt. Lucky

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We are the rustling in the trees
We are the chitters in the distance
We are the thieves who take your nuts.

We are....

The Squirrel Empire. Now Recruiting in a tree near Yew.

Signed,

Sir Nutsalot
Knight Commander of the Squirrel Empire.

*you hear chitters of approval coming from outside your home and look out the window*

We are Legion.

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This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. How can you possibly promote modern automatic weapons in UO?
 

Varingian

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Gotcha. I have cannons on my ship though and I'd sure like a Blunderbuss or a Flintlock pistol. Would complete my pirate toons quite nicely. ;)

Oh, and a max Swing Speed Repeating X-bow is a lot like a sub-machine gun. No SSI needed. lol
 
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Capt. Lucky

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Gotcha. I have cannons on my ship though and I'd sure like a Blunderbuss or a Flintlock pistol. Would complete my pirate toons quite nicely. ;)

Oh, and a max Swing Speed Repeating X-bow is a lot like a sub-machine gun. No SSI needed. lol
Well if your flintlock works like ship cannons you'll be dead before you can reload ;)
 

kelmo

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You could start the Siege chapter...
 
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Looking for a Healer
One of our Agents has successfully ambushed and dispatched Darrel as he headed to work. Please take a look at this image from the scene.

Covert agents (my other Brothers Darryl Darrel, and Darell), have infiltrated the lair of Squirrel Team 6 and inflicted heavy casualties.

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