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The Squirrel Empire Has Come For You, Sosaria.
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Iron Squirrel
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I am envisioning the day when ZOOG and the PERV alliance go to war with the Squirrels....... Perverts, Zoogie Hunters and Squirrels talking trash in GC! On a more serious note have you ever just picked up a Zoogie fungus and sniffed it, then gently licked it, and then rolled it up and smoked it?The guild is Atlantic based unfortunately, but maybe one day we will become powerful enough to open up a Siege recruiting station as well
Speaking of recruiting, this seriously is a guild on Atlantic, a few members so far (3 people joined because I made this thread) so if you want to join please tell me. It's a "play however is fun for you" type of guild, nothing too serious. Sir Nutsalot is a Ninja/Bard who follows people around in squirrel form playing music when he is pretending to stalk them. It's fun, and I'd love for anyone who wants to join us.
I also made a "The Squirrel Empire" guild on Stratics, open membership, anyone who wants can join. Once you join you can activate the "The Squirrel Empire" red banner like the one you see under my name to show support for the idea.
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Thank you all for being so awesome about this thread, I honestly wasn't expecting such great replies. This community is amazing!
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We squirrels are much more attractive than rats though, we even have squirrel supermodels!Squirrels are nothing but furry tailed rats and this is how we deal with them:
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So, since your empire is growing, can we see a picture of your home base?
Sir Nutsalot
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I've sent your stratics account an invite to the guild on here, and can meet your friend pubert in game to add him to the actual guild whenever is a good time for him
Sir Nutsalot
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Our squirrel empire is growing at a rapid pace!!
Iron Squirrel
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Sir Nutsalot
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It's ok, the anti-squirrel protesters can't hurt us. We are well guarded by the Squirrel Secret Service!
Lady Nutcracker
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Sir Nutsalot
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Thank you very much. I needed a good chuckle after reading all the usual Dribble on U-WHINE. *Raises Fist* Squirrel Empire*
Sir Nutsalot
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Presenting, the first ever in game meeting of The Squirrel Empire in our Yew clubhouse!! (which hasn't been built yet, but still!)
I told you it was a real guild!!
I told you it was a real guild!!
Sir Nutsalot
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The Squirrel Empire is now in Luna Bank, as we have conquered it with our fluffy tails of glory. Come visit us!!
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The Squirrel Empire has been dispatched by my other brother Darrel. His face has been masked to keep him a viable agent.
Iron Squirrel
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One of our Agents has successfully ambushed and dispatched Darrel as he headed to work. Please take a look at this image from the scene.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. How can you possibly promote modern automatic weapons in UO?
I'm good with squirrels. Several close friends of mine are squirrels. But modern weapons in UO is just wrong! Oddly enough I do feel Lucky, CAPTAIN LUCKY!
Well if your flintlock works like ship cannons you'll be dead before you can reloadGotcha. I have cannons on my ship though and I'd sure like a Blunderbuss or a Flintlock pistol. Would complete my pirate toons quite nicely.
Oh, and a max Swing Speed Repeating X-bow is a lot like a sub-machine gun. No SSI needed. lol
Loved the first post. Had to do something with it, just for fun.
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Covert agents (my other Brothers Darryl Darrel, and Darell), have infiltrated the lair of Squirrel Team 6 and inflicted heavy casualties.One of our Agents has successfully ambushed and dispatched Darrel as he headed to work. Please take a look at this image from the scene.
As stated by MalagAste we can replace our losses at an alarming rate. New recruits are constantly in training. Admittedly not all of them have what it takes. This fellow was mustered out after failing the BIFROC.
Bird Feeder Raid Obstacle Course.
Bird Feeder Raid Obstacle Course.
Sir Nutsalot
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This is AWESOME! Thank you for making that, I've set that picture as the profile picture and cover of our Stratics guild and sent you an invite to it as well in case you want our banner
The Squirrel Empire thanks you Ma'am!