The Squirrel Empire Has Come For You, Sosaria.

[Sir Nutsalot]

We are the rustling in the trees
We are the chitters in the distance
We are the thieves who take your nuts.

We are....

The Squirrel Empire. Now Recruiting in a tree near Yew.

Signed,

Sir Nutsalot
Knight Commander of the Squirrel Empire.

*you hear chitters of approval coming from outside your home and look out the window*

We are Legion.

 

[Varingian]

The Foaminian Cult greets you with DEFIANCE!

 

[Aran]

I'll get the broom.

 

[Arroth Thaiel]

 

[Fridgster]

I'll get the arsenic laced peanut butter.

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

I'll get the broom.

Sir, I am obligated to inform you that we have an anti-broom task force trained to neutralize an enemy wielding a broom.

Here is an inside look at their elite training:



Here is one of our anti-broom task force agents from the Countrywide Coalition of Chipmunks who is specially trained to identify and remove broom related threats. No, your eyes do not deceive you, that is indeed a Mark V explosion potion launcher.



If you still choose to pursue your broom related activities we will be forced to take action.

Signed,

Sir Nutsalot
Knight Commander of The Squirrel Empire

 

[Aran]

Shoo.

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

Shoo.

We are ready for your assault sir. Let the battle commence!

 

[Bobar]

You can leave my nuts alone thank you!

 

[Fridgster]

Dont worry folks we have an agent on the inside

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

You can leave my nuts alone thank you!

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

Dont worry folks we have an agent on the inside

Your agent merely has a costume, ours had complete facial reconstruction surgery to blend seamlessly into the canine population!

 

[Aran]

We are ready for your assault sir. Let the battle commence!

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Go on, get on outta here.

 

[Varingian]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

 

[Merlin]

Your father says it's personal this time...

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

Go on, get on outta here.

I am happy to inform you all, that Aran's giant vaccum cleaning space station has been destroyed.

The operation was carried out by Space Squirrel, a pilot from the elite Flying Blue Squirrels aviation squadron, who specializes in space based warfare.



Here is proof that the space station is indeed gone and no longer a threat to squirrel kind everywhere.




Unfortunately, Space Squirrel was also caught in the blast radius, since as you saw in the first picture he had to manually steer the missile.

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

Your father says it's personal this time...

 

[Tyrath]

As long as you leave my Zoogies alone conquer away!

 

[Varingian]

Your father says it's personal this time...

I don't how many people will get that but it's *&%$ing hilarious

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

I don't how many people will get that but it's *&%$ing hilarious

 

[Varingian]

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

As long as you leave my Zoogies alone conquer away!

Oh, I am truly sorry. An Agent has already raided your Zoogi fungus stockpile. He says the mushrooms give him visions of rainbows. He has a problem. We are thinking about checking him into rehab soon.

 

[Varingian]

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[Fridgster]

We are currently traing jedi knights to deal with the vermin problem

 

[Eärendil]

...can these knights also deal with the virem problem on Siege?

;-P

 

[kelmo]

 

[MalagAste]

Squirrels are nothing but furry tailed rats and this is how we deal with them:

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

...can these knights also deal with the virem problem on Siege?

;-P

The guild is Atlantic based unfortunately, but maybe one day we will become powerful enough to open up a Siege recruiting station as well

Speaking of recruiting, this seriously is a guild on Atlantic, a few members so far (3 people joined because I made this thread) so if you want to join please tell me. It's a "play however is fun for you" type of guild, nothing too serious. Sir Nutsalot is a Ninja/Bard who follows people around in squirrel form playing music when he is pretending to stalk them. It's fun, and I'd love for anyone who wants to join us.

I also made a "The Squirrel Empire" guild on Stratics, open membership, anyone who wants can join. Once you join you can activate the "The Squirrel Empire" red banner like the one you see under my name to show support for the idea.

Information - The Squirrel Empire | Stratics

Thank you all for being so awesome about this thread, I honestly wasn't expecting such great replies. This community is amazing!

 

[Varingian]

@MalagAste

 

[Zosimus]

AH you play music eh....maybe dance a little...your secret is out on YouTube

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

We are currently traing jedi knights to deal with the vermin problem

We are one step ahead, We predicted the rise of the Feline Jedi so have already trained our own Squirrel Lords of the Sith!

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

AH you play music eh....maybe dance a little...your secret is out on YouTube

Yep! you caught us, that was the guilds secret dance video. We also do country:

 

[kelmo]

The guild is Atlantic based unfortunately, but maybe one day we will become powerful enough to open up a Siege recruiting station as well ...
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Why not both? You can have houses on Siege and training with RoT is not nearly what many of the whiney lil girls here make it out to be.

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

Why not both? You can have houses on Siege and training with RoT is not nearly what many of the whiney lil girls here make it out to be.

Oh, your right! I forgot they let people have an extra house there now. I will get started on a Siege branch right away!

 

[Lady Nutcracker]

 

[kelmo]

*chuckles* When ya get there tell 'em Kelmo sent ya.

 

[Dot_Warner]

*peruses thread with growing concern*

Did someone slip LSD into my chai?

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

Announcing the two newest members of The Squirrel Empire!

@Lady Nutcracker

@Varingian

Thanks for joining!

 

[Eärendil]

You shoud have done that earlier! Sosaria has been waiting for 18 years now!

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

Announcing another new member!

@Captn Norrington

Thanks man!

 

[Captn Norrington]

Announcing another new member!

@Captn Norrington

Thanks man!

Thanks for making it!

It's a great idea, sounds fun.

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

Our agents have captured @Aran in a secretive operation by Squirrel Team Six as vengeance for the death of Space Squirrel, caused by Aran's giant vacuum cleaning space station.

Here is a live picture of the capture!

 

[Varingian]

NUTZ to YOU @Aran and you're Vacuum of Death!

 

[The Slug]

*salts my nuts so squirrels don't steal them* On 2nd thought, being a slug and all, that's probably the mother of all bad ideas.(Seriously tho I need to look and see if I have a squirrel form tali on ATL)

Oh and as a proud Detroiter .... Bite Me Varingian !!

OK checked and I do have one. Lil Squeaker waiting assignment! Sir!

 

[WildStar]

(Very cute thread.....too bad UHall doesn't have more like this.)

 

[OREOGL]

Who would have thought there'd be so many squirrel memes?

 

[Gilmour]

poor squirrel

 

[Lady Nutcracker]

I don't how many people will get that but it's *&%$ing hilarious

 

[Sir Nutsalot]

Who would have thought there'd be so many squirrel memes?

I know right!

I still have about 15 more saved on my desktop just waiting for someone to comment something I can use some more on.

 

[The Slug]

I think I just bagged a member of squirrel team 6

Never mess with a slug's nuts!