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Elwood
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rofl, just saw this. Of course you do pet, of course you do....
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Oceania PVP Thread - Episode 20 - Rise of the Tramite
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Paradox_
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But its made for liar's and bull****ters like you?
Ok mate.
How's talking to girls and playing UO at 2am on saturday going for you? Tops I bet.
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Elwood
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PRICELESS...
Well venus, stevro and myself gave pet, hero and ash a hiding tonight at bmg. We killed pet several times before he rage logged but not without a tirade on vent. First he and hero claimed that we were using some sort of hack because we always seemed to hit them with a bleed when they bumped into us and they said that stevro never missed. LMFAO!
"WTF WE GOT PWNT, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? THEY MUST BE USING HACKS!"
Then he proceded to call me a fat meathead, 30 year old virgin, arse licker, ***got, gook and rapist over icq, (I have the screen shot of the conversation if anyone wants to see it pm me, it's funny stuff) LOL, and these guys will have you believe they are highly educated and much smarter than the rest of us... I don't think so. Pet you really showed your age tonight and your intelligence level for that matter. It was one of the best rage posts I have ever seen and we were in hysterics when I was repeating it to the guys in vent.
You also said that the only reason you died is because you were playing with your two worst members, way to go team player, blame everyone else around you. I thought you always said that the worst sso members are better than the best AUPK/OPK members, I guess we proved that theory wrong... I think we also proved tonight that your guild is sh*t without the rons, no wonder you rarely log on without them...
So thank you for the fun tonight petrify, we had a great time owning you and the others and your icq rage gave me one of the best laughs I have had in a while.
Well venus, stevro and myself gave pet, hero and ash a hiding tonight at bmg. We killed pet several times before he rage logged but not without a tirade on vent. First he and hero claimed that we were using some sort of hack because we always seemed to hit them with a bleed when they bumped into us and they said that stevro never missed. LMFAO!
"WTF WE GOT PWNT, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? THEY MUST BE USING HACKS!"
Then he proceded to call me a fat meathead, 30 year old virgin, arse licker, ***got, gook and rapist over icq, (I have the screen shot of the conversation if anyone wants to see it pm me, it's funny stuff) LOL, and these guys will have you believe they are highly educated and much smarter than the rest of us... I don't think so. Pet you really showed your age tonight and your intelligence level for that matter. It was one of the best rage posts I have ever seen and we were in hysterics when I was repeating it to the guys in vent.
You also said that the only reason you died is because you were playing with your two worst members, way to go team player, blame everyone else around you. I thought you always said that the worst sso members are better than the best AUPK/OPK members, I guess we proved that theory wrong... I think we also proved tonight that your guild is sh*t without the rons, no wonder you rarely log on without them...
So thank you for the fun tonight petrify, we had a great time owning you and the others and your icq rage gave me one of the best laughs I have had in a while.
Wow you kept it under 500 words this time.
We killed you guys more than you killed us, you had chomper there blue healing you and sending pixies on us and ash wasn't even there for half the fight. I left because I was going to sleep (not all of us like to spawn at 4am). What "tirade" did I do on vent? Or are you making up more lies (just like how you were going to quit - which you never seem to respond to)?
We never accused you of hacking, you even asked me in ICQ if I thought you were hacking and I said no. Can you post the log of that?
Yeah I was abusing you because you're a 30+ year old virgin. I love it how you guys think abusive language = rage.
You manage a rural sporting club and you argue with 16 year olds over the internet. What does that tell you?
No I said the reason I died was because Stevro was on his gimp archer (he gave up on his ebaying mage already?) and ASH is spastic.
Hero is much better than you guys, ASH isn't.
You mean I don't log on at 4am? Because thats when they aren't on and you are. Seriously you guys are so ****ing gutless that you won't fight us between 5pm-11pm, you log on at 11pm-4am because (I'll quote venus) "we actually win". When was the last time you fought us in peak hour?
I'm glad to see your so happy about getting a few kills, but I guess because they are so rare that you have to make posts like this, hey?
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Paradox_
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Who is this 'Elwood' charachter? I vagualy remember someone called Elwood saying he was never going to play again and we can take his word on that? I must be mistaken, right?
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thenow
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LOL, typical responses from SSO losers. Lies and raging abuse doesn't change the facts. Again typical of SSO losers LOL.
Go and re reg, ya skill less loser!!
Pettles. commonly known as Sword of Justice, get a life you skill less loser.
Oh and before the winger responds in defence of his lovers pancake, go back to standing near the sideline and hope someone will notice you.
Go and re reg, ya skill less loser!!
Pettles. commonly known as Sword of Justice, get a life you skill less loser.
Oh and before the winger responds in defence of his lovers pancake, go back to standing near the sideline and hope someone will notice you.
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Elwood
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My god pet you are a horrible liar. You died at least half a dozen times, we got ash and hero a couple of times but ran so much we found you easier to kill, and much more fun. And I must point out I never died once and venus and stevro died once each too. Ash was there for the whole fight, he even stayed after you rage logged, looks like you are bullsh*tting again. Kind of like when you said that you had my account details and that I should change my password immediately, remember that? LOL Chomper as you well know is disgraceful on a mage and was barely in the fight. He was never involved in any of your deaths. You are clutching at straws if you are counting him...
You left because you got sick of getting owned so you rage logged. I went to bed at midnight my time, I was talking to hero just before I logged and it was 3am where he was (NZ). Hmm sso players playing at 3am, wtf???
No, you complained about us hacking to venus over icq and hero was saying the same thing to robin on icq. True or not pet?
Tell me something about sex pet, from your extensive experience, LMAO, we know who the virgin is. I think Robin made you cry one night it vent a while back didn't he when he was paying you out for being a virgin?
Actually you blamed it on the fact that you were playing with your two worst members. For most of that fight pet it was 3v3, you hero and ash vs me, venus and stevro. Hoow did you die with 3 mages OMFG you guys are terrible... LOL
Well you f*ckwits guilded him! LOL again
ask hero what happened the last time we fought 1v1...
My peak hour is a little different to yours kid. For a start i'm an hour earlier than you and secondly I work, sometimes late, and then I go to the gym most days so the earliest I log into UO is around 9pm qld time. Sorry i'm not a school kid with no responsibilities mate, I can't finish at 3pm and then run home and play uo...
I made that post because you would have still been raging even this morning (obviously you are) and I wanted to rub it in.
Thanks again cry baby.
Ps. The offer is still there for anyone that wants to see 16 year old hate rage at it's best, pm me and i'll send you the screenshot. Just shows how much this game means to him lol. Be prepared though, there is some explict language in it !
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Held
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Pet's icq rage after fight is hilarious. "***got gook ****s wishes with 5km of anal beads, biggest gimp in the world" rofl.
I died 3x (I re-regged 3x), Stevro died 3x alone, we killed you twice (you had 36 apples on your corpse), venus died twice.
Not true, I said to venus that he hits me constantly, he agreed and noticed it himself. I never said he hacked. Your going by word of mouth... which is obviously going to be warped in vent because your trying to impress your bed buddies.
Me ash and hero vs You venus and robin on his mage would wipe you flawlessly. That is a proven fact.
So you get to your home, in which you live by yourself, at about 9pm then you go log on UO. Wow. You must have no social life.
Wow you're a ****ing dreg. - Is that rage? Because that's how I would normally refer to you. Swearing does not equal rage Elwood, sorry.
Elwood, when are you going to admit you are a proven liar? You never quit.
I love how you ignore paradox because you have nothing on him and the only thing you have on me is "LOL YOUR SIXTEEN PET SIX-TEEN".
Again abusing you for your sexuality doesn't translate to rage, although you and Elwood seem to simply respond by saying "LOL RAGE" - because you have nothing to say back, as you know I'm dead on the money.
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Held
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Dead on the money eh? lets see, i'm not gay, not asian, never met wishes before, doubt anal beads would come in 5km and im pretty sure im not the biggest gimp in the world.
This is too easy.
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Held
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Just like your mother
Don't you mean my dad?
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Held
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no, i mean your mum
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Paradox_
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Sophisticated banter Held.
Shows the level of intelligence here - people berating a 16 year old for being immature and acting like a kid (which, SHOCK HORROR LADIES, HE IS) - yet resort to 'your mum' jokes.
Wit-ty.
Waiting for a response from Elwood (because I know I wont get one, he ignores anything where he has no comeback).
Actually, he is probably counting his latest batch of donation money from the bakery, or his government grant to take on abos into his team.
Shows the level of intelligence here - people berating a 16 year old for being immature and acting like a kid (which, SHOCK HORROR LADIES, HE IS) - yet resort to 'your mum' jokes.
Wit-ty.
Waiting for a response from Elwood (because I know I wont get one, he ignores anything where he has no comeback).
Actually, he is probably counting his latest batch of donation money from the bakery, or his government grant to take on abos into his team.
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Elwood
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Sophisticated banter paradox... And you are how old? Congratulations, you just made an idiot of yourself.
I'll say it again, educated bunch these sso lads aren't they? Calling people gooks, abos, assrammers, ***gots, rapists, etc
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Elwood
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I respond by saying LOL RAGE because that's exactly what it is, little boy rage, a tantrum from a spoilt brat. I bet you rage it at your mum if she doesn't cut the crust off your sandwiches when she makes them for you, hahahaha
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Paradox_
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Its all you understand you simple idiot.
U R TEH RUDEREST PERSUN IN WORLD
Still love your ignoring of all the points you worthless sack of crap.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A PROVEN LIAR ELWOOD? And addicted to an online game at 30?
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Elwood
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Pretty much the text book definition actually, well done, spot on.
Well it does unless swearing is part of your every day vernacular. Come to think of it tradies swear a lot... you're not a tradie are you pet?
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Paradox_
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4v2 and you have to resort to dismount OPK
and you wonder why people say you are crap?
and you wonder why people say you are crap?
lol Elwoods annoying me on ICQ claiming I got owned... when I literally just got home.
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Elwood
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At least I actually play, what's your excuse for posting here, a) you don't play and b) this is a pvp thread and you were/are terrible at it to begin with. Katlene has more right posting here than you...
You keep asking why I am ignoring you, well, like in life I tend to ignore people who ramble on with mindless banter / have no relevant points / are boring / stupid / are like sheep / are gutless / have a narrow minded point of view / act like they are better than others / are racist etc. Basically people who I don't think are worth talking to...
People like YOU.
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Held
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lol, that makes it sound like im actually older than pet or something
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Elwood
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Yeah I found that funny too. But remember held, it's ok when sso do it but not anyone else. Kind of like dismounts, it's not a dismount if you use a bardiche apparently... (I saw hero asking around luna for a bardiche the other day btw, LOL)
Hmm I think I might get me one of those...
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Paradox_
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Ok, lets recap.
a) i just logged in, and fought 2v4 which your lame guild then resorted to dismounting when you have a 2 to 1 advantage. This is gutless. One of your points for people who you ignore. Should you not ignore your own guild then? I have also been away for 6 weeks on a HOLIDAY hence no logging on or even following whats going on. You however, on your holiday, had to log in and post. Im pretty sure that means you have an addiction, even on a holiday you are thinking about UO.
b) i dont care if im terrible - i fight because its a GAME. G A M E. Yet for you and your guild, its a life.
I have no relevant points huh? What about the point that you continue to ignore, which is that you fail to acknowledge that you are a lying scumbag and we have proof because as you so aptly put, 'we can hold you to that one'. You have no comeback, so you ignore. Simple.
You are an addict. You have 2 handles to post on this 'forum'. You run a crap rugby club who relies on donations and then parade about how you have a future and a 16 year old kid does not. You post on a MESSAGE BOARD about this GAME at 2am on a saturday morning when normal people are out in the world socialising or being with friends. Clearly, you have no real life friends. You are on the internet.
You claim to also ignore people who act like they are better than others - yet you constantly claim to be worth more and have a better life than Pet. You are doing exactly what you preach. You are a hypocrite, and an idiot.
Now, get back to lavalife and try to pick up old housewives, you fat old ****.
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Katlene
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Oi dont mention me or ill have to come back and post stupid crap again.
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Elwood
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"RAGE LOL RAGE. YOU SWORE OMG YOUR RAGING HAHA RAGE, LOL RAGE. DID I SAY RAGE?"
Exactly my point, you don't post anything of substance towards Paradox because you know you have absolutely nothing on him other than him being bad in a game. Like I said before, the only reason you reply to my posts is because I'm 16 (which is the only thing you have on me). Whereas we know the following about you:
1. You manage a rural sporting club in Mackay.
2. You're 30+ still playing online games.
3. You aren't in a relationship.
4. You have absolutely no life out of this game (even you said you get home at 9pm then log on).
5. You argue with 16 year olds on the internet.
I pity you Elwood, I really... really do. You have no future, no friends and no life.
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Paradox_
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Who cares what he does? As he said, he played professional sport for numerous years, would have a little bit of money behind him and just has that job to keep a constant flow coming through.
Again, I dont think anyone cares expect you.
How do you know? I really dont remember him saying anything about a relationship in any of his posts, for all you know he could be. Your just clutching at loose straws there.
By the looks of it niether do you.
Its obvious to why he does it. He gets a bite out of you.
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Paradox_
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Or, he does it because he has no life and nothing else to do. Being 30 +, you would think he was mature to realise that twice Pet's age means that there is really no point in argueing over the INTERNET. But no, he is a sad piece of crap.
Back to the game - why are you so gutless Clog? Resorting to dismount in a 2v4 situation. Why should we bother even playing when you cowards resort to this?
Reverse the situation, 4 SSO v 2 OPK you wouldnt even show up or try. You would log and come back at 4am for your spawns.
Back to the game - why are you so gutless Clog? Resorting to dismount in a 2v4 situation. Why should we bother even playing when you cowards resort to this?
Reverse the situation, 4 SSO v 2 OPK you wouldnt even show up or try. You would log and come back at 4am for your spawns.
Reverse the situation. We did. Later last night. Also I had just logged in and heard that there was a fight at BMG so i recalled in. Not knowing the numbers, who it was or anything.
Also about us resorting to dismounts, you do it also. Me and dragod were dismounted 3v2 lastnight. It seems its the only way you can get a kill on dexers
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Paradox_
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Bull****. You always run even when you outnumber 4v2 so we dismount you to stop you running. I didnt run once when it was 4 of you dumping me.
It is just utterly pathetic.
It is just utterly pathetic.
4 of us dumping on you? I never knew there was 4 mages there. I know there was me and vaticus. Who were the others? No one.. I remember seeing Morrowind there who is a nox ninja, and yakka who is a nox dexxer..
See nothing but lies.
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Paradox_
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By dumping you know what I meant dont be a ****ing idiot. 2 mages dumping and one DP ninja spamming and one paralyzing with a bow and you still think dismounting is okay vs 1 dexer and a mage? Against apparently the 2 worst SSO members...
Christ you're an idiot.
Christ you're an idiot.
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SadlittleBoy
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LOL kid, I might get offended if it came from someone who has actually done something in their life.
I live a great life actually and it's clear that you hate me because you know that you will never be able to do half the things I have done... poor sad little petrify.
If any of you want an insight into this raging little net nerd's life here it is -
...and this was just a small part of it would you believe! Thank you again pet for one of the best laughs I have had in UO.
RAGE LITTLE BOY RAGE!
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Paradox_
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Actually Elwood looks like you are the one raging.
Especially when your handle is directed at Pet.
You are obsessed with him - I am sorry I dont think he shares your feelings.
3rd Handle on stratics now...and he says he is not addicted..
Especially when your handle is directed at Pet.
You are obsessed with him - I am sorry I dont think he shares your feelings.
3rd Handle on stratics now...and he says he is not addicted..
Live with it. You lot would have done the same thing. Stop complaining.
Playing at 11 to 3am to avoid SSO from stealing your spawns does not constitute "playing", it merely suggests you're a coward with an online game addiction.
It was funny 2 nights ago, when at like 11pm before we logged out we found you guys spawning a t2a rat spawn, which we took swiftly. It's funny how even at those times where u would of been pretty sure we weren't online, you still couldn't bring yourself to spawn despise in the event that you might get crashed.
Now that would be the 2nd spawn in weeks that we've actually found AUPK doing (the other was yakka and his stupid son), because AUPK only do t2a spawns to avoid us, and generally at weird hours. However when we log on during weekend afternoons, we always hear from our asian type member (heron) that you guys had 6 to 8 farming despise and/or harrowers at 1 to 3am (when no ones online). But then AUPK says:
Maybe fix your post clog?Clog|Mordain said:
The sad thing is oceania is most active during these hours, because the other gutless guilds ("KHK gk gold farmers" and "AUPK illiterate half-wits") would rather spawn WITHOUT pvp, than give it a try, have some fun and maybe get killed.... SSO seem to be the only guild who will do destard or despise at reasonable PEAK hours, and we do it most the time when only 2 people are online... Furthermore we're the only guild willing to fight when outnumbered. AUPK will refuse to fight us (leave their house) once their numbers even drop 1 below ours, that's how weak you all are.
It must suck losing all the time even when you outnumber, but the fact is you won't improve if you don't try.
Although the main problem with you maggots gold farming at bs hours is:
a) The shard becomes more dead than it already is.
b) You condition yourselves to thinking "It's not worth fighting, SSO just rip us apart too much".
c) You never improve, so SSO will continue to hammer you even when outnumbered.
So maybe swallow your pride, and recruit the shard? Because your current playstyle of eating curse apples like candy and sitting in a house until you outnumber us by atleast 1 isn't working.
Remember the "yew days" when KHK and AUPK were 1 big meatshield force... I mean sure you guys still lost alot of the time with 1.5-2x our numbers, and abused house hiding, but you also got kills. Sure your house hiding used to drive us nuts, but you know what? it was better pvp than we currently get. Hell sometimes the oceanian meatshield pack even had a victory (although technically a victory can only be had if it is even numbers), but still it was better than what you do now...
Explain who from AUPK spawns late at earlier hours of the morning please.
Ask in your vent channel maybe?
Why do you think elwood posts on stratics at 2am... dar...
BTW u guys can more safely spawn, we can now access our beloved free shard again (been over 6 months since we could), so i'm not gonna bother logging into oceania unless i hear on vent there is some actual action before 12am - which i highly doubt.
No I asked you. Dont Dodge the Question.
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Paradox_
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He did you spastic.
And no, I would not use dismount if it was 4v2 of you if you stayed at fought because
1) we wouldnt need to, you would be dead so fast
2) you would never leave the house with that ratio
Just STFU Clog you life failure.
Yes. But I want to know who it is that is spawning at 3am. No one in vent can answer.
LOL. so 3v1. Dismounting me and casting paralyze on me while your gimp dexers chase me and another mage exp fsin me.
And you do? You only do it with either the rons or cookie. Put hero or any other you log in your dexxer.
Life failure? All assumptions.
Venus, dragod, elwood etc - all your regular house hiding trash, icq heron, or ask him in game, we all couldn't stop laughing. Not to mention regularly when some of our members come home late (1am+) on a sat/fri night, AUPK can be found doing despise.
mmm maybe in the eyes of an illiterate tradie, doing a 'harrower' does not constitute 'spawning'.
We asked dragod as to why you guys had around 8 doing a 3 am harrower that hero found, he simply replied:
"Because that's the only time everyone is on". - lol yeah right.
I wonder why, all you'd here in that channel is a dog trying to bark, "free" repeated hysterically and a whole bunch of "use" or "yous" befouling the english language.
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Paradox_
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He just said ELWOOD you moron.
3v1 - were you running like a little girl? My guess is yes.
I log in a dexer when we are outnumbered, 4v2 with 2 mages and 2 gimp dexers attacking 2 mages - doubt we would get a spell off. At least with a dexer I give you a fight, BUT WAIT, YOU USE DISMOUNTERS.
And here you are trying to justify it. You are an IDIOT.
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