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OZOG AND ICKY

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*OZOG PACKING HIMZ BAG, FULL OB FOOD AND STUFFS** RUNS OVER TO ICKYS AND CALLS HERZ OUT.* ICKY YOOS READY !!!!
TIMES TO GO AN SEARCH FER MEANING OB LIFE
 

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ICKY WEE GOT TA STOP BY DA STABLE AN GETS PITA AN ITCHY
I GOTS USINS A SMALL BOAT TO TAKE USINS ACROSS DA BIGS WATER
 

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I wish you guys would reconsider. Don't let the pinworms win.
 

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These goblins constantly confuse me... I read this and assumed he was taking a vacation to Europe or something...
 

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OZOG AN ICKY AN PITA AN ITCHY. TRUDGE OFF INTO DA WILDERNESS . DER 1ST STOP WILL BEES DA GYPSE CAMP , ME TINKS. MEBE DEY LOOKS INA DER CRYSTAL BALL AND HELPS USINS FINDS DA GREAT SEER?
 

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Icky followed Ozog to the gypsy camp....

"Da gypsiez mite noe wot lies ahed, Ozog," she said. "Mees hadz a dreem lass nite... inz da dreem yoos en mees bees lookin fer da meenin ub life. Wees met an ole gypsie onz da road hoo tole usins ta findz da waye backs ta Eden, cause dats da place wher wees gonna finz da meenin ub life. Den mees wokes up... befores mees cud askz herz hows usins cud findz dat place calldz Eden."

Icky sighed and continued walking.
 

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Icky nodded. "Yerg, eben iffin itz gonna takez a wile. Mees gotz a feelin itz reely da place wher wees kin gits sum ansers toos da gratest questshun ub allz."
 

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yerg fer nows wees make camp an gets sum rests *spreads out icky an himz sleep roll.
wabes nitez icky, *open hims bag fer pita to crawls in*
 

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Icky woke up early, started the campfire, set a pot of water on to boil, then went foraging among the weeds nearby. A stand of sword ferns yielded generous handfuls of small tubers, which Icky plucked from the roots. She also harvested leaves and flowers from the Biden's alba and chickweed growing nearby. "Yum," she said. "Dis iz gonna bees a goos breckfest!"
 

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Ozog and Icky traveled most of the day, but were unable to locate the gypsies. "Mess gesses dey bees movin az muches az wees arr," said Icky.

She glanced at Ozog, who was lagging a bit behind her. "Yoos lookie tiredz, Ozog. Wees kin stop rite hears fer da nite iffin yoos wants."
 

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Icky pulled a small basket out of her backpack and handed it to Ozog. "Here," she said. "Mees brot da cure alongs jes inz case."
 

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Later that day, Icky noticed something shiny and colorful slip out of Ozog's pocket and drop to the ground. "Mess noes tink yoos gotz pinwerms," she said, frowning. "Mees tinks yoos bees eatin toos mennies balintines daze candyz." :pie:
 

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Later that day, Icky noticed something shiny and colorful slip out of Ozog's pocket and drop to the ground. "Mess noes tink yoos gotz pinwerms," she said, frowning. "Mees tinks yoos bees eatin toos mennies balintines daze candyz." :pie:
ooopsy yooos found meees out. *holds out a sticky hand wif slighty melted candyz in it
 

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okie dokie, weees neeed to be getting along nowz. carefuls wees on edge ob da swamp.Allkindz ob neasty ting in der
but may be near eden?? lots ob wiggy snakes
 

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Icky's attention was drawn toward something moving on the ground beneath the underbrush. "Hmmm," she said softly. "Iffin dat's a werm, itz sures iz a bigs onez. Wot doos yoos tink, Ozog?"
 

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Runz !!!
Lookz sum bubby der*points* looks like dey pickin herbz?
beequites wees get closer to seed whoo it beez
*sneakin up they jump back, when the firgure turns and yells HA HOO little big ears. * It beeez Niva da sabage lady *icky runz nad hugs herz leg . Niva sends herz spear between Ickys ears. Both Ozog an Icky are taken back by this agressiveness tord dem.
Niva chuckles , tells them to turn around. *right be hindz dem beees a big snake wif Nivas spear threw it head.
 

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Icky jumped up and down, yelling, "HOORAYS FER NIVA DA KILLER UB BIGS BADS SNAKES!"
 

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After dat Jocasta lady's Easter Ebent can mees joins yoos? Mees might habs rune to eden ... oh no dats green acres
Icky nodded enthusiastically. "Yerg," she said. "Eberbuddie shud bees lookin fer da meenin ub life!" :)
 

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"Not safe for Small Big-Ears!" "Niva take to hut!"

Niva leads the goblins to a nearby small Savage encampment. The goblins explain to her why they are in swamp on the way. Niva thinks to herself that "Niva know "meaning of life"!" Once in the encampment, Niva and the goblins head directly to the Shaman's hut to deliver the plants that she had been picking.

After giving the plants to the Shaman, she asks about this place the goblins called "Eden".
 
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Icky hugged Niva. Then she sat down and told her why the goblins were searching for the place called Eden.

"Long longs timez agoes, befores dere wuz eny goblins ore peeples, dere wuz a grate bigs peesfuls garden dat da maker ub da werld cald Eden. Fer a longs timez dere wern't eny monsturs ore badz tings dere. Dere wer lotz ub goos tings ta eets, en da wether wuz always perfec... neber toos hotz ore toos coldz. Da legend sez itz wuz a wunderfuls place." Icky paused and sighed. "Wees goblins tink dats da place wees needz ta start iffin wees wants ta lern da reel meenin ub life. Wees needz ta starts atz da beginnin ub eberyting. En dat's allz mees sures ub rite nows."
 

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"Sounds like boring place to Niva! No orcs to kill! Niva ask Shaman!"

Niva sees that the Shaman is almost done making the potion and goes over to ask him about this "Eden" out of hearing range of the goblins.
 

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Icky looked at Ozog. "Mees neber thot ub dat," she said. "Maybees goblins en peeples en savages en orcs cant eben git to Eden? Maybees dere onlyz bees flafers en trees en froots inz Eden? Maybees wees notz gonna findz da anser dere abter allz?"
 

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but but Icky.Bees goos place to start. Da gypse no says wees fing da menin ob life der,says says start der.
 

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meees tinkin eden beees ina usins head
finds happyness and compasshun inside yoos self.
 

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*mrs bug* runz arunds pitmuck looking fer King Ozog ....herz only findz dis drawing of a garden. Humz dem lookies fer dis garden and himz takin Icky wif himz....Mees needs dem herez demz probly lost. Mrs bug grabs slug and putz him in da pack wif a turnip and heads out toz fins King Ozog and Icky.
 

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ICKY ? beees takin long times fer Niva tos gets back
mebe wees need to set offin or usins own???
 

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Niva returns to where the goblins are sitting.

"Shaman no hear "Eden"! Shaman think boring place! Swamp no place Small Big-Ears! Small Big-Ears want go?"
 

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Yerg girgkle to yoos an shaman
wees beees going away from swamp
wabes
*icky an Ozog already packed
 

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Icky nodded. "Yerg... wees noes feelz goos inz da swamp. Wees don feelz safes her."
 

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mees looks in a bigz holes in da ground...slug wees needs a rope to gitz in der ...mees drops yoos in. mrs bug yells down tooz slug iffins himz smellz King Ozog and Icky
 

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Niva nods and leads the goblins out of the hut. She looks around and starts walking with the goblins following her. After a few hours, they reach solid ground.
 

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Icky breathed a sigh of relief. "Wees soo luckie," she said. "Mess gladz fer frendz dat bees wit usins!"
 

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mees looks in a bigz holes in da ground...slug wees needs a rope to gitz in der ...mees drops yoos in. mrs bug yells down tooz slug iffins himz smellz King Ozog and Icky
*sniffs around hole* Nos smells anyting... realizes climb up rope bees gone. *Wonders why mees didnt see dat comin*

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*Starts singing "30 days in da hole" by Humble Pie*
 
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slugs been down hole long time. Himz probably parting wif himz cuzins. Mees pullz himz out of da hole and putz da slug back in mees pack. Heads off toos lookies fer King Ozog and Icky. wees bees walking fer days and days ...hours and hours ob walking. Lookie big cabe ober dere....yooos goes in dere and see iffins yoos see King Ozog and Icky. *tosses Slug in da cabe*
 

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slugs been down hole long time. Himz probably parting wif himz cuzins. Mees pullz himz out of da hole and putz da slug back in mees pack. Heads off toos lookies fer King Ozog and Icky. wees bees walking fer days and days ...hours and hours ob walking. Lookie big cabe ober dere....yooos goes in dere and see iffins yoos see King Ozog and Icky. *tosses Slug in da cabe*

*wanders into big scary cabe yellin fors Ozog and Icky* Nothing here can possibly go wrong, right?
 

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Icky moved slowly across the cave floor, seemingly without even moving her legs. Puzzled, she looked down and suddenly screeched, "WOT BEES DOSE SLIMEY TINGS UNDER MEES FEETZ EN WHER BEES DEY TAKIN MEES?! :eek:
 

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Icky moved slowly across the cave floor, seemingly without even moving her legs. Puzzled, she looked down and suddenly screeched, "WOT BEES DOSE SLIMEY TINGS UNDER MEES FEETZ EN WHER BEES DEY TAKIN MEES?! :eek:

*whistles innocently* which actually might be alot easier if slugs had lips *sighs*
 
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