***OT*** Corrupt a Wish

[Kai Allard]

*granted* But you end up taking that Job at McDonalds and become Employee of the Month

I wish the guy next to me would shut up!

 

[JadeViper]

Granted! But now you're deaf because he talked too much.

I wish it wasn't Monday today

 

[Braelynn Aria]

Granted, but you now realize youhave been in a coma for the last 36 years of your life! It's now tuesday.

I wish I has something salty to eat.

 

[Elsgaroth]

granted* but u die of too much salt on a pretzel

i wish i could travel the world

p.s. i knew it would be hard to find something against no world hunger

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* But at the end of your Journey you realise this is not where you started from

I wish I had an Endless supply of Pepsi Max

 

[JadeViper]

Granted! But you end up drinking so much Pepsi that your head explodes with caffiene overload.

I wish I had a good hair day tomorrow.

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* But you find out the Hair Spray you've been using for over 3 years is tested on Animals. Upset, You decide to shave your head.

I wish my car would stop breaking down

 

[Elsgaroth]

granted* but you use a mechanic that overcharges 18000 for an overhaul

i wish i had an unlimited suplly of sunflower seeds and slim jims

 

[Chur Hongan]

Granted, but you choke on the sunflower seeds

I wish I wasnt tired akk the time

 

[Artemus]

Your Wish Has Been Granted...

But your discover that your fatigue was your bodies natural response to prevent the growth of breasts on your back and buttocks from the presence of chemical hormones added to common sunflowers seeds to enhance thier growth...

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* You have been disconnected from Ultima Online

I wish I could become Invisable at will

 

[Braelynn Aria]

Granted, but almost everyone you know can do the same thing and invisible folk can see other invisable folk so it's pointless.

I wish I knew what Pepsi Max was

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* You find out that it is a Normal Pepsi with the sugar taken out of it. You try some. Now you wish your next wish could be an Endless supply of Pepsi Max

I wish I earnd money while playing a sport

P.S.

 

[CassieDarksong]

Granted. However you have to retire at an early age due to bad knees that surgery cnat fix.

I wish I Could get two more hours of sleep a night....

 

[Elsgaroth]

granted* but u over sleep on an important business day and ur fired.
i wish i could be able to legendary any skill when i want without going overt the max skill limit

 

[Artemus]

Granted.

But an "IGR Time Limit" error prevents you from from logging in; Forever...

I wish I had a <100ms ping to Origin from whatever Hotel I stay at during the week.

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* Unfortunatly UO is down for a week for maintanence

I wish it wasn't so hot here

 

[Braelynn Aria]

*Granted* You now live at the north pole!

I wish creating coins didn't cost so much!

 

[Suicide Bard]

*Granted* Your coins are now made out of ice

I wish I knew the reasons behind 24 cans of beer in a case and 24hrs in a day?

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* 1 Beer per hour

I wish some-one could make me Stitches Mittens for free
*batters eyes and looks all sweet and innocent*

 

[JadeViper]

*Granted* Except, you put them on, go to Fel, get pk'd, and lose them because you forget to insure them.

I wish I didn't have any grown-up responsibilites

 

[Barok]

*granted* But now you find yourself living in an old folks home wearing diapers.

I wish I had a bigger house.

 

[Suicide Bard]

*Your wish has been granted* your house is Big, unfortunatly it's a Big house (prison) you share a room with Burtha the destroyer and he makes you where seatless chaps and a pink cowboy hat. . .

I Wish reallity now days, was like it was in the renissance days

 

[jheanin]

granted but you catch a weird leg fungus and wihtout meds you lose your leg

I wish i could own more then one house with same account!

 

[Lord Ancient]

*granted* however every house you own has a grand total of 0 storage slots.

I wish there wasn't anymore of the drama and player hate that goes on in stratics forums and in game.

 

[Barok]

*granted* There is nothing happening on Stratics or ingame because there is a world-wide power outage.

I wish I could come up with better wishes.

 

[Guest]

*granted* But you pronounced "better" incorrectly and it sounded more like butter, you wake up to find your house dripping in "I can't believe it's not Butter" with Fabio at your bedside serving you a bagel.

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I wish I had an Xbox 360! Woot!

 

[jheanin]

*granted* but with mail delays it doesnt show up till the next xbox is out.


i wish i could get over being sick

 

[Crystal Canyon]

Granted...You get over being sick but then you break your big toe falling out of the back of a pickup truck!

I wish I had a ton of pink cotton candy!

 

[Elsgaroth]

granted* but u die of sugar overdose

i wish i was top in my school class

 

[Cody McCourt]

congrats! you are top in the class of "clown and burger fry-cook's school" of Denver.

I wish I could hop into any TV show or video and be any of the people in it.

 

[imported_Maelwyn]

Granted. Except your the corpse in Dr G: Medical Examiner.

Hmm, what shall I wish for....

You know, I'm still waiting for Jade to deliver my lottery winnings actually.

I think I'll be nice to Jade though.

I wish that Jade would get her dress back from the BTH person who took it.

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* BTH also gives her 50mil in gold, every 120 scroll available, 2 Castles 1 in fel 1 in Tram, Free access to mine the mountains anywhere in Fel and lets her leather hunt in peace.
Also, everyone in BTH lines up and gives her *hugs* & *kisses* and says sorry for the trouble.

I wish I didn't have to start work in 9mins *frowns*

 

[Chur Hongan]

Granted, but you find out that you lost your job.

I wish I could use the grass areas in my keep.

 

[Guest]

Granted but your castle Decays.

I wish we had special priced house only acounts.

 

[Crystal Canyon]

Wish granted but as pricing in the game goes, they cost more than paying for a regualr account...hehehehe

I wish I had a pink unicorn in game!

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* But now all the other Unicorns laugh at him/her and no amount of apples or grapes will ever make him/her happy again

"that wasn't very nice Crystal"

I wish I had a BLESSED <------ Blessed

Shock Trooper Sash

 

[JadeViper]

*Granted!* But UO decides to delete Origin, so, bye-bye sash!

I wish I could play in the snow right now.

 

[Barok]

*granted* but then you notice that it is yellow.

I wish I made more money at work.

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* But now your working a 15 hour shift, 6 days a week

I wish my Cats could use the toilet

 

[Guest]

Granted, but they wished you used the kitty litter box and now your squatting in the box!

I wish I had a better computer!

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* But now your computer developes AI and the Terminator Movies become a reality

I wish I didn't have to use the Kitty Litter

 

[Guest]

*granted* But now you are digging in the plants making the cats quite upset and they kick you to the curb.

I wish my cats would stop thinking that my bed was thier bed.

 

[Crystal Canyon]

Wish granted but now that they cant use your bed they use your computer chair and desk to sleep on.

I wish I had a snowcone machine built into my computer.

 

[Guest]

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Wish granted but now that they cant use your bed they use your computer chair and desk to sleep on.

I wish I had a snowcone machine built into my computer.

[/ QUOTE ]

psst they already do that too! LOL

 

[Kai Allard]

*granted* Now everyone is Jealus of you and you find yourself the only one left in your guild

I wish I had a snowcone machine in my computer so I can be Crystals friend again

 

[CassieDarksong]

Granted, but the snow cone machine malfunctions, leaks, and fries your computer with water...because water and PC parts DO NOT mix....

I wish all the PVP trash talk would stop...especially the lies...

 

[Crystal Canyon]

Wish granted but now all of the trash talk is about "the pvp guild" owning the swoops!

I wish that the Dev makes us an uber "swoop slayer" in the next publish.

 

[JadeViper]

*Granted* Except that now everyone is killing swoops and the darn bird becomes extinct!

I wish that I could walk on water

 

[CassieDarksong]

Your wish is granted, however it caused the newest Iceage so the water is all frozen over =P

I wish that life would quit handing me lemons by the bucketful.