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***OT*** Corrupt a Wish

Braelynn Aria

Lore Master
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
This is an OFF Topic Thread meant for fun! It's apparetnly all the craze as I first saw it in my GeoCaching Forums and am now seeing it in some UO Shards Forum's as well...This is how it works:

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million euros.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.

I'll start.

I wish I had a great big house.

Try not to reply more than twice in a row, let others get in, it will be more interesting that way!
 
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Elsgaroth

Guest
Wish granted, but you are locked in with 10 million roaches and snakes.

I wish I could turn into any animal any time i wanted and could turn back with no loss of knowledge
 
C

Crystal Canyon

Guest
Wish granted... but you last turned into a moneky and for some reason you cant turn back human now, your stuck as a monkey for life.

I wish I could read Braes mind!
 
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imported_Maelwyn

Guest
Wish granted. But you are not longer sane.

I wish I'd win the lottery tonight.
 
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JadeViper

Guest
Wish granted...but now, you're surrounded by "young" players everywhere you go!

I wish I could fly.
 
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Crystal Canyon

Guest
Wish granted...but now your head is so big you cant hold it up.

I wish I could throw a bomb on Fel.
 
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Elsgaroth

Guest
Wish granted but now the explosion kills u and the fel diseases infest brit and luna(great job!)

I wish i could have infinite knowledge
 
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Lord Ancient

Guest
granted* but with all this knowledge, you fry your brain and are a vegatable for the rest of your life with Barney the dinosaur as your nursemaid.

I wish i had xray vision
 
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Elsgaroth

Guest
granted but u see ur mom naked and are scarred for life.

i wish i could breath underwater
 
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SuekaMalchick

Guest
Granted* but now seems everyone around you is 300 pounds over weight

i wish i could be happy for the rest of my life
 
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Elsgaroth

Guest
granted* but now u are put in an insane assylum because u ant quite smiling.

i wish i could be anyone i want and read minds at will

i love this game
 
L

Lord Ancient

Guest
granted* but you are the last person on earth and are now trapped in an eternal void of darkness of thought.

I wish i was a photographer for playboy
 
L

Lord Ancient

Guest
granted* you are know wife number 189 in his harem in Harlem.

I wish I could make Ultima Online bug and scripter proof
 
C

Crystal Canyon

Guest
Wish granted but as soon as it is all fixed they close UO and come out with a new game.

I wish I was Braes boss!
 

Braelynn Aria

Lore Master
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Granted but it only lasts for 30 seconds then she fires you again!

I Wish I owned UO.
 
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Elsgaroth

Guest
granted* but u screw it up and some ninja guy assassinates u

i wish i were a dreadhorn
 
K

Kai Allard

Guest
*granted* But now you've become too Horny for your own good

I wish I could Kill a Dark Father By myself
 
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Lord Ancient

Guest
granted* but now your mom will never forgive you for slaying her husband last night when everyone was asleep.

I wish women AND men never had PMS
 

Braelynn Aria

Lore Master
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
granted now all humans are gone and yor stuck with the cats and dogs...ewww

I wish I had a better job
 
K

Kai Allard

Guest
*granted* But in 3months time you wish you had a better job

I wish all weapons in the world where destroyed
 
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Elsgaroth

Guest
granted* but now the earth is overpopulated cause of no wars.

i wish i spiderman skills
 
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Kai Allard

Guest
*granted* But one day you burst into an Appartment and an Old Lady sprays you with Insect Killer, you die 2 days later


I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow
 
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Elsgaroth

Guest
granted* u lose job becasue it is importanat day and u beome homeless

i wish i could telll the future
 
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Kai Allard

Guest
*granted* But in the Future you see yourself Obtaining Spiderman Skills and being killed by Insect Killer. You die of a heart attack over this vision


I wish I had a 2 Piece Feed from KFC infront of me now
 
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Elsgaroth

Guest
granted* but chicken is raw and u die of food poisoning.

i wish my taming vet and lore were 120 without jewelry
 
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JadeViper

Guest
Wish granted, but now you have so many pets that you're kicked out of your house and have to live on the streets!

I wish I could play UO all the time
 
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Elsgaroth

Guest
granted* now u have no job, no bf, no home, and rely on girl scouts to feed u.(loser)(lol)

i wish i could have he best siblings
 

Braelynn Aria

Lore Master
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Granted, but you love them so much you go crazy if they leave your side for just a moment.

I wish I had some more Angel wine. (Electra....mmmmmm yummy!)
 
K

Kai Allard

Guest
*granted* But you over do it and your kidneys Explode

I wish I could start a Music Career
 
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Guest

Guest
Granted but you follow in Janic Joplins Footsteps

I wish I were an Oscar Myer Wienner
 
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imported_Maelwyn

Guest
Granted !

But since everyone is now in love with you, you are eaten all over the world !

I wish, I wish....

What do I wish?

I wish......that.....

Oh !

I know !

I wish I was an astronaut !
 
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Elsgaroth

Guest
granted* but u die on mars

i wish there was no world hunger
 
G

Guest

Guest
Granted but Not Fair, you can't say anything bad about that.

I wish for a ride in a nascar
 
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Kai Allard

Guest
*granted* but the G forces where to strong and now you could play the Joker in the next Batman film

I wish I could be botherd to check the mail
 
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imported_Chaucer of TS

Guest
Granted, but it's nothing but bills (as usual)

I wish my feet would stop hurting from starting a new job 3 days ago.
 
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jheanin

Guest
granted but now they turn green and fall off.

I wish I had a better bartending job!
 
G

Guest

Guest
Granted but now you have to deal with rich abusive snobs.

Wish i was rich
 
J

JadeViper

Guest
Granted! But now, you have so much money that you retire and travel the world, and stop playing UO!


I wish that I had a date this weekend!
 

Braelynn Aria

Lore Master
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
granted but its with a troll and his 5 warts...

I wish I was still sleeping (feeding bella)
 
K

Kai Allard

Guest
*granted* But you wake up and spend 22 hours cleaning up Bella's mess after a 5-6 hour unsupervised feeding frenzy

I wish I could stop playing this sketchy game I found while surfing the net
 

Braelynn Aria

Lore Master
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Granted, but now your bored with nothing really bewtter to do so you walk out into traffic?!

I wish there were more hours in a day so I could do all the things I <u>want</u> to do as well as all the things I have to do!
 
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Kai Allard

Guest
*granted* But now everyone has to work an Extra 5 hours a day, and you look out your window and see hundreds of people waiting for you too step outside


I wish I was an Actor
 
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gazellemon

Guest
Granted, but the paparazzi drives you insane, and you run over a cliff while trying to escape them.

I wish I was in Florida
 
G

Guest

Guest
Granted but you find out the hard way you bought a house on a sink hole.

I wish I were sipping an expresso in a cafe in Torino.

P.S. Jade traveling the word and gitting UO is not a bad thing, at least not in my mind.
 

Braelynn Aria

Lore Master
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
granted, but your there all by yourself and very lonely.

i wish bella could hold her bottle so I didnt have to type with 1 hand
 

CassieDarksong

Babbling Loonie
Stratics Veteran
Granted. But she's holding the wrong type of bottle in her hand and becomes an alcoholic at an early age.

I wish I had my college degree already
 
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