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Picture if you will a small mountain of jelly beans with a small green foot sticking out of it!
Now picture two signs lying on the pile in front of the beans.
One says don't stand under trap door when pulling on rope.
The other says Good Morning.
HEY! Meez nerg uh pet! Meez yooz Queen - yooz inzsolent hummie slabe! Meez gunna peez on yooz crayonz und den yooz wont beez able to make all da purdy pikturdz here kause dem crayonz gunna beez all melty!
Dooz dat mean all da shrmipz skamperz unwayz fum yooz hummiez todaze? Demz better runz fast dere season kominn soon!
PS kan wun ob yooz hummiez let Zoogi (iffn herz dun seez it here) dat dere iz uh Booger Brush on a sale at da Rarez fest on da Yamamamam shard. West Wing Silent Auction house - furst floor NE kornmer. Girkle !