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Zoogi

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Otay otay mez mizzed out on wun yezderday.. 4-8 uz Nashunul Dawg Fart Uwarnezz day!!!! Nawt shur anywun needz dat az uh nashunul day cuz mez purdy shur ip dey let wun fly yooz gunna b uware!!!!
 

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Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Hug Your Dog Day! This originally started out as National Hug Your Goblin Day but was later rejected after too many people were peed on. Goblins are well known for their weak bladders.
 

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Why yooz waked meez upz? Nowz meez gunna hab to peez on yooz fur dat.

it iz uhwlayz hug da goblin dayz - iffn da queen sayz it iz. Und meez sayz huggin uh goblin iz betta den huggin uh hell beasttie dat willz chewz oft yooz hed when yooz try to hugz it. Hummiez und dere hell beastiez - meez jus dun gitz it.
 

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Mez purdy shur yooz mean goblinz hab yooz hummiez spaded er nooderd. N mez shood hab mez pet hummie take mez out fur ice creamz taday. Datz uh grate idea!!!!
Aww how cute! The little gobbie thinks its human. ;)
 
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