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Sweetpeez

Seasoned Veteran
UNLEASHED
Hmm diz daze seemz to gooz uhginst ebey ting uh giblinz stoodz fur - ebery fiber ob meez being....

meez jus guuna peez on diz daze tooz!
 

Sweetpeez

Seasoned Veteran
UNLEASHED
Oh nooz todaze ulmost ober! Wutz todaze!!! Wut meez gunna dooz iffn meez dunt nooz!!

...oh meez nooz ..... Todaze iz "Gib all yooz Gold Shinniez to Queen Sweetz Daze!"

yooz kan gibz it tooz meez flappie slabe Lilith - meez goin tak uh nap!
 

Sweetpeez

Seasoned Veteran
UNLEASHED
Iffn yooz walk meez to yooz bank und gib meez all yooz shiniez - meez guud wif dat! Uddawiz - meez peez on yooz!

Oh - meez still waiting on all dat shiniez yooz found in yooz funniturdz NANOC! (Meez still laufin at da 50/50 = peed all ober fish ladyz bed on dat wun meez laufed so hard!)
 

Poggrog

Adventurer
Stratics Veteran
Pogg appears (out of nowhere) behind Zoogi Holding up a big sign that says: PIE!!!
Pogg disappears under a barrage of Banana Cream pies!!! (also out of nowhere)
Pogg's right hand appears briefly at the top of the small mountain of pies, and raises a thumbs up to nobody in particular, and everyone in general...
Then sinks back out of sight.
(Have a great day everyone!!!)
 

Poggrog

Adventurer
Stratics Veteran
You see the Goblin Puck rolling a large brown ball up a hill.
Pogg holds up his hand to stop him at the top of the hill.
Pogg holds up a sign that says: That's not a Meatball.
Pogg holds up a sign that says: Give that back to the beetle you took it from!
Pogg holds up a sign that says: Have a great day!!!
 
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