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Chesapeake PVP Thread

dlo88

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Been quiet on the shard lately..... toke has been somewhat absent since Asha and Goldberg got spanked the other day. Pits out in huge numbers tho. Uh oh had been watching the new sausage party movie on repeat... hoping that will end soon
 

cazador

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You should spend more time in game, less on the forums!! Js!


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Great DC

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LOL who is this cazador clown. I never seen him in game before yet he claims to have fought me. If its army he's a serious joke. And yes I did beat you on Cats long ago Lox. Its ok to deny it all worthless pvper's deny dying to me, yet im known by name everywhere. Love the hate though, just shows how good I am and I still get under peoples skin I havnt fought in years. Too funny!!

P.S. Its not trolling when scrubs call your name out on a pvp thread and you respond to it with truth!!
 

Krush

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In all honesty I've never seen Army lose a mage duel - although these days you will only see him on a stealther/nodachi gimp template! :p

Maybe you will convince him to get back on his mage and duel you eh?


-Pete
 

cazador

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Only way I'm killing his is brokered..I won't even waste my carpal muscles owning him like the lil nubbie he is


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cazador

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What's even worse. With zero practice he dies..and I play like 5 weeks a year lol


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cazador

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In all honesty I've never seen Army lose a mage duel - although these days you will only see him on a stealther/nodachi gimp template! :p

Maybe you will convince him to get back on his mage and duel you eh?


-Pete
You love my gimpness


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So all this talk of old scrubs like rabid clown, i fired up my old desktop and was looking through old uo screen shots. Does anyone know who tinkertrains from Catskills is? That man had a rage meter that rivals the likes of Asha, Rabid Clown, MiaKoda, Mithrandir (sp?), EMO, etc.... Ill have to post the pic when its all done downloading. He was not a happy camper.

Speaking of, name some of your favorite ragers. I'm sure I forgot some.
 

Giggles

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I think Tinkertrains was also Saint? Not 100% sure.
 

Bombastic Fail

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Oh and might as well add one of the screenies of the "self proclaimed" best pvper in UO and how legit he was.

Behold, Calamity!! (and this was in 2008-2009ish lol)

(PS: If you want me to remove this MODs because of the cheats, just say so. Don't flag me lol)


EDIT: had to remove it. sad face. :(
 
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Miakoda still whines a lot too lol. Or Taka when he died "LOOT MY POTS!" We still laugh about that in vent when someone dies.

And whoever was CARE BEARS RULEZ was in WOWZ. Man he did he cry when he died.
 

Lynk

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No omg! Dude that's Dc he's a silly little troll who cries to duel me, then dies very quickly..blames my template. Then goes on and on about how's he's mystic blah blah..the greatest ever were Lynk and Dorinda. They forgot novas though :(


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wut?
 

Lynk

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Sir, you have never EVER killed me 1v1, let alone DUELED anyone 1v1... so how could you of killed me 1v1? You are so full of !@#$ that after all these years you believe it yourself.
This is the guy that says he will own anyone 1 v 1, but then refuses to go to arena to duel on foot.

Yes, he seriously does believe that he is good. It doesn't matter how many times you kill him, he still thinks he's good. Dorinda and I dropped him the other night on ATL in a 3 v 8, and he cried that we "off screened and then killed him when he was alone", when he got ****ing baited like a champ.

Honestly, his surviveability isn't bad, but only because he's gun shy and will ditch his guildies without an xheal if his HP drops a pube hair below full life.
 

Great DC

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Oh and might as well add one of the screenies of the "self proclaimed" best pvper in UO and how legit he was.

Behold, Calamity!! (and this was in 2008-2009ish lol)

(PS: If you want me to remove this MODs because of the cheats, just say so. Don't flag me lol)


EDIT: had to remove it. sad face. :(
LOL!! admits to cheating and is still just another chump ive killed. Im still waiting on the day when someone without cheats duels me, I fear UO will be dead before that happens though. Necro is better then you Lox by a longshot.
 

cazador

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LOL!! admits to cheating and is still just another chump ive killed. Im still waiting on the day when someone without cheats duels me, I fear UO will be dead before that happens though. Necro is better then you Lox by a longshot.
UO isn't dead yet?


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Lynk

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Since we're bringing up screenshots and making fun of Dark Cloud at the same time, I'll just share the only 1 v 1s DC was ever an unwilling participant in with me.

Note in the 2nd one he has a healer and still died.



 

CottonEyeJoe104

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Courage gets a bad rap. But hes a super chill guy. He is now insanely laggy to where you can't talk to him lol. he used super lame tactics to avoid death and got hated by it.
 

Turles (UHOH)

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Today alot of good fights considering we killed everyone that pvps actively on chessy we had a blast maybe bring a few more guys toke. an pits good fights all around. till next time baddies. High Fives High Fives
 

Bombastic Fail

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LOL!! admits to cheating and is still just another chump ive killed. Im still waiting on the day when someone without cheats duels me, I fear UO will be dead before that happens though. Necro is better then you Lox by a longshot.
Were you the window licker in school? Or the glue stick eater? Or the smelly marker licker? Because I clearly said that it was Calamity... I swear you are either legit ******** (Sorry if you really honestly are, but don't talk like a moron), or you have the reading comprehension level of a 7 year old child. You are in the running for one of the worse pvpers of all time. Ask anyone who played with/against you. I don't see too many "RABID CLOWN WAS A GREAT PVPER/DUELER/FIELD FIGHTER/TEAMMATE/GUILDIE" messages going your way. So again, much like your UO PVP career, failure kind sir. FAILURE.
 

Bombastic Fail

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Since we're bringing up screenshots and making fun of Dark Cloud at the same time, I'll just share the only 1 v 1s DC was ever an unwilling participant in with me.

Note in the 2nd one he has a healer and still died.




Only 1v1 duel he ever UNWILLINGLY participated in... rofl. Your words are like poetry Lynk.
 

Bombastic Fail

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Today alot of good fights considering we killed everyone that pvps actively on chessy we had a blast maybe bring a few more guys toke. an pits good fights all around. till next time baddies. High Fives High Fives

Asha seriously only pvps with 7 or more people now. Before it was a running joke because he always had a lot on with him.... he hasn't been seen online in Felucca on ATL OR CHESSY in July/August without 7 other guildmates/pvp mates with him. I do give him one thing though, at least he sticks to his guns. No less than 7 or else he WILL NOT pvp lol.
 

Great DC

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Since we're bringing up screenshots and making fun of Dark Cloud at the same time, I'll just share the only 1 v 1s DC was ever an unwilling participant in with me.

Note in the 2nd one he has a healer and still died.

LOLOLOL, that was the day he came on screen and got relinded by me about 9 straight times and kept running off. Then I client crashed and he kills me offline and takes a picture!!. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Lynk will never be on my level in UO ever. How sad are you bad kids. I know Im good therefore I don't even bother with screenshots, that's why everyone I fight against hates me on every server I ever played. Screenshots are for players with low self-esteem.
 

Lynk

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He died to my wakizashi tactics mage on atl 1 v 1. The only reason I even made that character was to spam force walk for our sync dumps. No one should die to that character 1 v 1.
 

UltimaLordAmitlu

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LOL who is this cazador clown. I never seen him in game before yet he claims to have fought me. If its army he's a serious joke. And yes I did beat you on Cats long ago Lox. Its ok to deny it all worthless pvper's deny dying to me, yet im known by name everywhere. Love the hate though, just shows how good I am and I still get under peoples skin I havnt fought in years. Too funny!!

P.S. Its not trolling when scrubs call your name out on a pvp thread and you respond to it with truth!!
Dude just come to chessy and we'll show you how bad you and your group are at pvp. Please, I want you to come and try to fight us whoever you are. You think army is bad? You are seriously smoking some Flokka.

Asha seriously only pvps with 7 or more people now. Before it was a running joke because he always had a lot on with him.... he hasn't been seen online in Felucca on ATL OR CHESSY in July/August without 7 other guildmates/pvp mates with him. I do give him one thing though, at least he sticks to his guns. No less than 7 or else he WILL NOT pvp lol.
Asha only plays chest when it's like 4am 5am est time and plays until about 11-12am and logs off to sleep, snort crack cocaine or inject steroids into himself.

Toke doesn't read the forums, they are basically DWXC now or a chesapeake HOT guild.
 

cazador

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It would be more fun if you logged in vent every few weeks..


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TheDeacon

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I log into vent...see you and Broli in afk channel...no one else there.. wait 5 min...log out...
 

Bombastic Fail

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Yea dude seriously...I get two weeks basically off from work, and it's a ghost town


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WOW is striking down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger to those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when WOW lays it's vengeance upon thee.
 
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