breakfast

[whiterabbit]

mornin chessy !!
beees bacon an yeggs dis mornin wif hash browns taters an toast
habes a safe an funz day

 

[OccupyEA]

RUH-ROH !! Run Scooby Run, this might be the end. We have reached page 10!!

 

[whiterabbit]

beees fruit and oatmeal fer breaky todaze

 

[OccupyEA]

OK where's the beef?? We want bacon and eggs or some other kind of good tastin' cholesterol raisin' kind of food we need real food not rabbit food!!

 

[whiterabbit]

no beefs mad cow diease, tink ashlynn gibed dem sumin to drink
to humid to cooks todaze hep yoos selbes

 

[Ashlynn_L]

I am making beef, ale and onion suet pudding tomorrow!

 

[whiterabbit]

m orning chessy
cookies fer breaky todaze

 

[old gypsy]

Tomorrow morning you may have bacon and eggs, sushi, and numerous other fine culinary delights. And don't forget to ask for the fruit bowls and flowers that our stewards are offering this week!

~ Lucy Little ~

 

[whiterabbit]

yoos peeeooopls quits eating?? lots ob left obers lately. so cold ceral dis morn *puts milk, juice an coffees*

 

[whiterabbit]

were bees eberybuddy?

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Mees wuz der fer lunchy but nobudy bees der

Scabby

 

[whiterabbit]

swoory meees habe to take puppy to da vet. herz nos like meees nows

 

[whiterabbit]

morn chesy meees still sweepy, hep yoo selbes

 

[whiterabbit]

morn chesy meees still sweepy, hep yoo selbes

 

[whiterabbit]

morning chessy ,ham cheese omlets wif toast todays

 

[Ashlynn_L]

I didn't have breakfast this morning. =(

Also I have decided to declare myself Governor of Cove. Or Umbra. Not sure which yet.

 

[whiterabbit]

donuts fer breaky today. all habe funz an beees safe

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Surely you mean just one donut and a stick. This is page 10.

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Could be an onion ring though. Or calimari - the deceptive false onion ring.

 

[whiterabbit]

gottta heps yooos selbes today still in bed prolly
ozog

 

[whiterabbit]

weees beees swoory deli bees close fer renovation .vendors still habe take out dem
ozog

 

[old gypsy]

I must apologize for the recent silence. While awaiting Icky's return, I decided to undertake some much needed renovations to the Pitmuck Deli. Most of the work was completed today and the vendors are once again stocked and ready to serve friends and visitors. Please do drop by for breakfast (or any time) and check out the deli's new facelift.

~ Lucy Little ~

 

[Ashlynn_L]

It has gotten bigger! That means a higher mushroom tax I am afraid.

 

[whiterabbit]

ozog da king says free trade on shooms

 

[The Slug]

ozog da king says free trade on shooms

Yay! Free shrooms! I have heard of the concept of "breakfast" but because it traditionally occurs in the morning I can't say I have ever partaken of that particular repast *sighs* Anyhoo, anti social grumpy guy out ! (Im gonna play that one up)

 

[old gypsy]

It has gotten bigger! That means a higher mushroom tax I am afraid.

Never fear. As long as Icky and I are running the Pitmuck Dei, every day is an "all you can eat for free" day.

~ Lucy Little ~

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Yay! Free shrooms! I have heard of the concept of "breakfast" but because it traditionally occurs in the morning I can't say I have ever partaken of that particular repast *sighs* Anyhoo, anti social grumpy guy out ! (Im gonna play that one up)

Didn't you know? Breakfast is relative.

 

[The Slug]

Didn't you know? Breakfast is relative.

So cold pizza at 1pm is good? Then yeah me lubs breakfast

 

[old gypsy]

So cold pizza at 1pm is good? Then yeah me lubs breakfast

As a matter of fact, we've added a new pizza to our menu: Pitmuck Deli Mushroom Medley. It's even good cold!

~ Lucy Little ~

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Does it include Mushroomfish?

 

[old gypsy]

Does it include Mushroomfish?

Alas, I have never heard of a Mushroom fish... *wonders what it might look like*

~ Lucy Little ~

 

[Ashlynn_L]

To summarize, it looks like a mushroom on it's side with fins. Swims around in the lake next to Justice falls.

I thought everyone knew that!

 

[old gypsy]

*Makes note to look for UO scuba gear*

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Lazulli has suggested attaching a magic box to a plate helm and putting holes on the inside, then trapping a baby air elemental in the box. If you wear that then you should be able to breathe.

Potential complications: 1) It won't work (likely), 2) The Air Elemental will get inside the helm proper and eviscerate your head (possible), 3) It'll still be able to ebolt you in the face (likely)

So who wants to give it a try?

 

[old gypsy]

Lazulli has suggested attaching a magic box to a plate helm and putting holes on the inside, then trapping a baby air elemental in the box. If you wear that then you should be able to breathe.

Potential complications: 1) It won't work (likely), 2) The Air Elemental will get inside the helm proper and eviscerate your head (possible), 3) It'll still be able to ebolt you in the face (likely)

So who wants to give it a try?

I presented your question to the citizens of Pitmuck. All agreed that since you are more knowledgeable in these matters, you should go first.

~ Lucy Little ~

 

[whiterabbit]

mz lucy yooos come my house meee got a diving helm

 

[old gypsy]

mz lucy yooos come my house meee got a diving helm

Hmmm.... perhaps I should learn how to swim first?

~ Lucy Little ~

 

[whiterabbit]

gooos I derer
oh meees got flippers toos

 

[Calkano]

yoos no need ta swim! Mees got sum rope! yoos jus jump in, wees pulls yoos up when wees tink yoos ready

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Just tug on the rope if there is a problem.

 

[old gypsy]

Mees fixin brekfest agin. Eberybuddie bees welcoms ceptin yoos noe whoo.

~ Icky Rotblossom ~

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Everyone knows Blackthorn only eats brass gears anyway.

 

[old gypsy]

Everyone knows Blackthorn only eats brass gears anyway.

Gess mees betterz lockyup Dawn's music box den.

~ Icky Rotblossom ~

 

[old gypsy]

Wens yoos git yoos brekfest in da mornin, don ferget toos ax da stewerd atz da dore fer a free bottle ub Repellent.

~ Icky Rotblossom ~

 

[whiterabbit]

OOOS MORNIN CHESSY

 

[old gypsy]

Goos mornin! Brekfest bees surved. Git yoos Repellent atz da door. Drinkie itz up en yoos bees safe!

~ Icky Rotblossom ~

 

[whiterabbit]

GOOOD MORNING CHESSY , stop by get yoos fresh foods from da vendor an yoo Blackthorn replent from da stewert

ozog

 

[old gypsy]

ANNOUNCEMENT

As of tomorrow morning, the Pitmuck Deli will be closed.

We are not moving. However, we will be making significant structural renovations, as well as certain other changes which will be evident upon the opening and formal dedication of the new building.

Thank you.

~ Lucy Little ~

P.S. For a short while the steward will remain. She will continue to distribute free bottles of Blackthorn Repellent until her stock is gone.

 

[Ashlynn_L]

A rare commodity now!

 

[whiterabbit]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CHESSSSSY

 

[old gypsy]

Miz Lucy putted da venders ta werk dis mornin. Yoos kin git brekfest again atz -- hows didz Miz Lucy spelled itz? - oh yerg, atz "Thy Daily Bread Mission." Wees da place ta bisit iffin yoos hungrie.

~ Icky Rotblossom ~