MORNIN

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Beware Vampires! Today is National Garlic Day!

 

[NANOC]

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Cheddar Fries Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Jelly Bean Day!

 

[Poggrog]

Picture if you will a small mountain of jelly beans with a small green foot sticking out of it!
Now picture two signs lying on the pile in front of the beans.
One says don't stand under trap door when pulling on rope.
The other says Good Morning.

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Cherry Cheesecake Day!

 

[Sweetpeez]

Meez dooz nerg likiez da cherriez er da cheezkake - so meez changin todaze to "Happie Natschul Almund Icing fum da Bakery day"!

Tooz celelurbrate - yooz buyz bucketx ob da icing und eat it wif uh spoon til yooz votimitz - den eat sum more. Bonuz Pointz fur diabetic komaz.

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Pigs in a Blanket Day!

 

[Sweetpeez]

Diz wuz uh eaze wun to kelebrate - all meez had to dooz wuz gooz to bed und sleep!

 

[NANOC]

 

[Zoogi]

Purdy shur dat makez taday Nashunul King ub da Goblinz day!!! Mez wizhez mez wooda had da chanze ta meet himz eben doh mez feel like mez habz in sum wayz.

 

[NANOC]

You may be his reincarnation!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Pet Parents Day! Don't forget to be a proud pet parent and take your pet goblin out for a walk and show him/her off to the rest of Sosaria!

 

[Sweetpeez]

HEY! Meez nerg uh pet! Meez yooz Queen - yooz inzsolent hummie slabe! Meez gunna peez on yooz crayonz und den yooz wont beez able to make all da purdy pikturdz here kause dem crayonz gunna beez all melty!

*stomps uhway mublin aboot inzolent hummiez slabez*

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Pretzel Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Prime Rib Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Blueberry Pie Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Shrimp Scampi Day!

 

[Sweetpeez]

Dooz dat mean all da shrmipz skamperz unwayz fum yooz hummiez todaze? Demz better runz fast dere season kominn soon!


PS kan wun ob yooz hummiez let Zoogi (iffn herz dun seez it here) dat dere iz uh Booger Brush on a sale at da Rarez fest on da Yamamamam shard. West Wing Silent Auction house - furst floor NE kornmer. Girkle !

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Oatmeal Cookie Day! It is also National Adopt A Shelter Pet Day so make sure to adopt a cute puppy, kitten, or goblin from your nearest shelter!

 

[NANOC]

I know, I'll call it DEEOOGEE!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Chocolate Parfait Day and May Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Brothers and Sisters Day

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Paranormal Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Teacher Day! May the 4th be with you! Star Wars Day

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Hoagie Day! Look out! It is the Revenge of the 5th!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is International No Diet Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Space Day!

 

[Sweetpeez]

Kan weez gooz bak to da No Diet Daze? Meez lik dat wun betta - in fact meez sayz mak all da daze No Diet daze!

 

[Poggrog]

Pogg wonders what a diet is?

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Scabby looks around
Looks at belly
Looks at sign and crayon
Scribles "diet meenz eats lots"
Proudly holds up sign and waves it around

 

[Poggrog]

Pogg holds up a sign that' says: WOW that's a good word!!!
(Then eats the sign)
Pogg holds up another sign that says: GOOD MORNING!!!
(Pogg is to full to eat this sign)

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Coconut Cream Pie Day and that can be washed down with National Have a Coke Day!

 

[NANOC]

Good Morning Chessy!
Happy Mothers Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Shrimp Day! I hope all you awesome moms had a spectacular Mother's Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Eat What You Want Day!

 

[Sweetpeez]

Meez been doozin dat eber since Nerg Diet Daze!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Nutty Fudge Day!

 

[Sweetpeez]

ummm ... hmmm... dooz meez really hab to rite wut diz daze really iz er dooz yooz all nooz wut meez tinking?

 

[NANOC]

"Baby Ruth"

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Apple Pie Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day!

 

[Zoogi]

Aarp!!!!! Nashunul Chocolate Chip day!!!!!! Mez alzo hab ta menshun Nashunul Armd forzez day sooo mez tinkin say girkle ta yooz armd forze hummiez by makin demz Chocolate Chip COOKIEZ!!!!!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Chocolate Chip Day, National Armed Forces Day, and Peace Officers Memorial Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Barbecue Day!

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Good morning Chessy!

Today is National Cherry Cobbler Day!