*returns home to find a piece of handwritten and illustrated erotic short fiction about ants sitting on the kitchen table*
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MORNINS
- Thread starter whiterabbit
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ANTS?? STOMP DEM
MORNINS BAJA
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*reads* his antennae slowly rise; stiffen; grow rigid with arousal, pointing straight at the roof of the tunnel. cool acid leaks unbidden from his mandibles. he is ready; he has never been so ready. his compound eyes are dimmed by desire. six lust-clouded images of his lover float before him, the other ant bowed low against the sandy nest floor, his bulbous gastor raised and quivering. through the walls he can hear the larvae stirring. the underground dark is cool and compost-scented. as he slowly strokes a segmented leg across the underside of his lover's carapace, he whispers "take me, lindant"
...MOLOKHA, WE NEED TO TALK.
...MOLOKHA, WE NEED TO TALK.
oh noes insect sex
YUCK
YUCK
I knew Molokha was mad when I voted for him, but if I'd known how mad-... oy, hell, I still would have voted for him.
LAUFS
dats cause himz walks around in womens udderwears
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Don't worry, dear, he has nothing down there that needs supporting anyway.
mornins
hallo! *presents with homemade smoked salmon and dill quiche* 
MORNINGS ALL
OOO DAT GOOOS STUFF ALOU
OOOPS MEEES DROP MILK ONA DA FLOOR *WONDERS IFIN ALOU WILL CLEAN MY SHOLE KITCHEN , IFIN MEEES IGNORS IT
OOO DAT GOOOS STUFF ALOU
OOOPS MEEES DROP MILK ONA DA FLOOR *WONDERS IFIN ALOU WILL CLEAN MY SHOLE KITCHEN , IFIN MEEES IGNORS IT
dohoho you silly litle goblen *tries to ignore*
...
*cleans kitchen, cleans entire house, weeds the garden while he's at it*
*tries to ignore*...
*cleans kitchen, cleans entire house, weeds the garden while he's at it*
meees got no gardendohoho you silly litle goblen
...
*cleans kitchen, cleans entire house, weeds the garden while he's at it*
well sombody is in for a nice suprise then
*lol* That started out my long day with a laugh.well sombody is in for a nice suprise then
Good morning you all. Carpet is being put in the master bedroom today so I'm going to put in the kitchen tile backsplash while they're doing that. I hope you all have a fantastic day because I plan to. *curtsey*
GLADS WEES COULD KEEEPS YOOS SMILING
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BRRRR BEEES COLD HERE ONLY 58
BRRRR BEEES COLD HERE ONLY 58
NOOOO LIKES WINTER
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WOO PUT ALLA DES PLANTS INA MY WAY? DEY TIPS MEES
WOO PUT ALLA DES PLANTS INA MY WAY? DEY TIPS MEES
(OOC: I had a dream last night - IRL - that Lindae and Molokha, and Nicholas for some goddamn reason, were taking me on a tour of Malas and giving me a lecture on its history. We reached one of the orc forts and I found children's drawings all over the walls, and Lindae said that it used to be an Umbran public school until the orcs moved in and slaughtered everybody. Then Molokha started crying and saying that all the children's bones were still in there unburied and Nicholas and Lindae both laughed at him. Anyway that's my story, I'd say I need to stop playing so much UO but um)
YERG DAT WAS BAD DREAM
MORNINGS ALL
MORNIN
Good morning!
*takes sip of coffee*
I've been away for a couple weeks and haven't had access to Stratics so lots of catching up to do....
GOOOOD MORNING ALL! I missed you! *hugs*
SK... my Garden is beautiful and always well tended!
Alouueee, Molo and Lindae... I was at a museum, saw this painting and first thing that came to mind was that this was the 3 of you as one being. I knew I had to take a photo of it (which I hate doing) and post it for you so here it is.
*takes sip of coffee*
I've been away for a couple weeks and haven't had access to Stratics so lots of catching up to do....
GOOOOD MORNING ALL! I missed you! *hugs*
SK... my Garden is beautiful and always well tended!
Alouueee, Molo and Lindae... I was at a museum, saw this painting and first thing that came to mind was that this was the 3 of you as one being. I knew I had to take a photo of it (which I hate doing) and post it for you so here it is.
Oh my goodness, Lady Amber, you anti-Semite! I will confess, though, it looks exactly like Molokha does whenever a woman tries to flirt with him (and also at all other times): tits to the wind, soaring majestically across the sky.
MORNINS BAJA
*comes home to find that Lindae has gone on a bender and passed out in the sunflower patch and that Molokha has escaped into the wilderness*
o dear
o dear
pooor momo
Valek Typhoon poisoned him with blackrock a few years ago and he's never been quite right since.
Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. (Leviticus 11:22)
HUH?
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ohhhs momo bees in troubles alla time?
*builds a wind-powered perpetual motion machine out of deer bones, carries it to a far corner of the property and sets it loose*
*watches as it lumbers straight over the edge of a cliff and smashes to pieces on the rocks far below*
*takes notes*
*watches as it lumbers straight over the edge of a cliff and smashes to pieces on the rocks far below*
*takes notes*
BUTS DEM HABES GOOS IDEAERS
*Hugs Ozog because he said idears*
*BLUSHES*
