Re: Sonoma PvP thread, v. 3.03
And on a more personal note... scam is really horrible now. What happened? I was fighting 3-4 of them in Despise and killing them while they yelled how badly I sucked, and complained about me being "trash...?" Ok... I'll take the easy kills tho. No matter what you say.
So I'm thinking, it's been a while since I've been out in UO to kill something, and I thought I'd go look around for some easy kills, to keep the skills sharp. So I hit Despise. Low and behold, 3 scam are doing it. I was just going to move on and look around, see what was going on, but I stepped on a mushroom and became exposed. And 2 scam start laughing. Like it was funny to see me...? Anyways, I didn't think anything of it, because come on, who thinks about what scam says? But it knawed at me a bit, and I came back. Fully prepared to give them a piece of my mind. I dismounted the one guy in red. Attacked the blue girl one, and she ran forever. They are mighty fast. And they talked a lot. But neither of them was very good, couldn't touch me. I chased them.
And gave them some what for.
Then that Iceman fellow said something that annoyed me. It sounded like, "You're a noob, we can kill you. You can't kill us." And he proceeded to run. After I dismounted him. And I was shocked to see some little fellow pop out of hiding and attack the scam too, but he disappeared as soon as the scam ran. In the end, it was inevitable. He spoke harshly of me. That will not be tolerated.
Then I found a unique artifact named SCAM'S KARMA. Strange.
Then I gave them some more what for, and did my best scary little llama impression.
Then I decided that the trash talking was enough, it was time to show them that my neep was strong. Notice it's a 3 on 1... they kept calling in new people who kept dying.
They fielded the bridge, while I was TRYING to get a res kill. That guy was annoying, I wanted to get my 3rd res kill on him, because BAM BAM wouldn't shut his trap. Kept mouthing off even after he died. Twice. To a, what was it again BAM BAM? Trash hider?
Only cops (and Vhinn) brag about getting pop shot kills it seems like.
In the end, it ended quite like I thought it would. With gold in my bank, another item of SCAM's and a laugh or two at their expense. Like usual.
I love you girls. You're so fun to play with.
Thanks for the fun Gernize. But you're still a noob.