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Goron
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Thank you for not embarrassing me last night. I wholey expected you guys to come and call me out for running from a fight, but you didn't. For that, i thank you.
But the situation has been sitting on my conciencse in a most uncomfortable way- so I feel I must come clean. I am sorry for hiding the truth for so long.
Everyone, Siege community: I ran from k0c last night. Details below...
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It all started at around 10:15pm EST last night when I saw Wrath in Brook's house outside of Luna. I stood outside and engaged him in mortal combat. It appeared that he was either not equipped or I was very good (likely the former), as I half healthed him with each swing... Resulting in his running back into Brook's house.
It was during this time that I took a mental note that Wrath is blue...
I proceeded to stick around playing house-and-go-seek with Wrath for a couple more seconds until I saw Sir Daniel pop out on foot.
Naturally I assumed the dismount was coming, and fearing a bola dismount, I moved off Sir Dan's screen... only to find Cash coming in full speed. In my haste to avoid getting dismounted, I neglected to get screen shots. But needless to say, I continued to fight Wrath, until he ran into the GZ, at which point I turned to Cash, and got a friendly revanant on me as a thanks.
I figured maybe, with Wrath running off into town maybe I'd get a chance to fight the 'fair' fight against Cash (and Sir Daniel)... but no, Wrath came back.
Assuming my skills were too petty to fight all three fo them at once, I moved the battle East, away from the dismounter Sir Dan. At this point I changed target to Cash. I figure it would be unfair for me to hit Wrath, having seen the damage I dealt to him earlier.
If you look closely, you will notice that Wrath actually took the time to remove his robe, in an obvious attempt to belittle me (he appears to be naked now, but was not in the first pic). Little did he know, that just made me more intent on only hitting the equipped person first. I can just imagine their vent now... "Hey, I am going to get naked so that we can post pics of strangelove dying to a naked guy".
I don't think I need to comment ont his pic... it seems to speak for itself.
But being the good guildmate he is, Wrath did not leave Cash to lay by himself.
At this point I verified that Wrath was naked (if I recall correctly he was completely naked), and proceeded to make cash naked. Much to my surprise Cash started trash talking himself
But, as I told you Cash, you don't suck. Don't be so hard on yourself. As Kage is sure to point out, I am a non-factor- a complete noob and incompetant house hiding ganking pvper. Thus, it must have been divine intervention that put me on top, not my, or your skill. I mean look at the next pic, I am such a noob I couldn't even kill your horse:
Shame on me though, for chatting with Cash and fighting his horsey rather than collecting my spoils of war... for within seconds some names appeared on my screen. It seems Squid and Iron man had come to join the fun. And considering the distance we were from the city, it appears they had been on the way long before their guildies fell.
I am sure you are all very confused now, for my whole point of this thread was to discuss my cowardice in running away. But I must make you wait longer, for I did not run, yet. Instead, I engaged Squid. And as expected he ran off like with his tail between his legs (literally, he was dog form), allowing me to attack Iron Man in peace. Or not... Squid didn't just come back seconds later, no, he came back with friends
So there I was... alone... surrounded by enemies... Out of apples, low on potions... What did I do? No... sorry, gotta make you wait for my confession to running a bit longer. I didn't run yet. (heres a full screen pic just for you Turtle, since I am sure you would just LOVE to claim there are 1000000 stealthing TnT around, and 100000000 TnT in krystals.)
Wow, look at those great resists I run, 68,66,47,58,60... maybe you guys should have mind blasted me huh?
I dillydallied, still trying to kill Iron Man... Unfortunately I started getting paralyzed too much for comfort, and the THREE dismounters got closer. (Brook, Sir Dan [not seen in pics, but he was there], Cash [ressed and I assume running a bola])
This left the battle at this:
K0C: Wrath, Sir Dan, Cash, Squid Wakayama, Iron Man, Brook, Justin Credible (am I missing anyone? I do not want to leave anyone out from getting credit for their amazing victory)
TnT: Strangelove
Now, my friends, comes the moment of truth. I ran.
On my cowardly flight, I also happened to go by Big Ed, on his way to the battle field.
K0C: Wrath, Sir Dan, Cash, Squid Wakayama, Iron Man, Brook, Justin Credible, Big Ed
TnT: Strangelove
But in the end, I took the cowardly path and ran away. I apologize K0C. I guess I will need to stop talking crap, for in the end you guys are right, I never leave Krystals, and I never fight 1v1 (only 1v8), and regardless, I run from the 1v8...
I hope you enjoyed your victory k0c... For the loss was painful on my heart. When I walked back into the safety of my home, I felt guilt for being alive...
BUT, that guilt did not last long...
For I managed to strike down many of those that humilliated me when I ran.
House hiding, anyone? (Note my uoam, Krys and I are alone, Sir dan and Hakiru are in house... 2v2...)
Less than a minute later Cash comes charging past the barricade and into the house... where he stayed... along with the rest of them... it would appear as though k0c needed to get superior numbers in order to fight a scrub like myself and Krystal... but surely Kage has a good excuse for that. (Ru came over at this point, to make it 3v3, yet they STILL didn't come out...?)
Unable to avenge my humiliation from before against Cash and Sir Dan (since they didn't want to leave the house for some reason?) I was forced to find a new target... Iron Man. Sadly as I chased a severely wounded Iron Man we ran straight into Mythril... I fear Mythril may have hit Iron Man once, spoiling my fun... but at least I got a point.
Lucky for me, I was able to engage Sir Dan again, this time alone, so I hoped Sir Dan would actually fight this time... Krystal was no where nearby, so it was just a non-factor scrub Strangelove verse a mighty k0c... Unfortunately Sir Dan beelined into Brooks...
But I thinK I may have struck a nerve with this comment:
For Sir Dan came out of the house immediatly after and fought me on the field
... but almost immediatly after, JSV rolled in thick. Sir Dan went into Brook's leaving me to fend for myself... Which I proceeded to do, leading jsv on a chase. Krystal came out at this point, and on her way to aid me, Sir Dan attacked her and left Brooks. Big mistake.
So as the night went on I managed to retain some level of honor, having vanquished a few of those that so viciously humiliated me earlier in the night...
But the fact that I ran from a 1v8 fight still stands... and I am deeply embarrassed by that.
On a side note...
But the situation has been sitting on my conciencse in a most uncomfortable way- so I feel I must come clean. I am sorry for hiding the truth for so long.
Everyone, Siege community: I ran from k0c last night. Details below...
...
It all started at around 10:15pm EST last night when I saw Wrath in Brook's house outside of Luna. I stood outside and engaged him in mortal combat. It appeared that he was either not equipped or I was very good (likely the former), as I half healthed him with each swing... Resulting in his running back into Brook's house.
It was during this time that I took a mental note that Wrath is blue...
But I guess Wrath is not K0C huh... so he doesn't count...
I proceeded to stick around playing house-and-go-seek with Wrath for a couple more seconds until I saw Sir Daniel pop out on foot.
Naturally I assumed the dismount was coming, and fearing a bola dismount, I moved off Sir Dan's screen... only to find Cash coming in full speed. In my haste to avoid getting dismounted, I neglected to get screen shots. But needless to say, I continued to fight Wrath, until he ran into the GZ, at which point I turned to Cash, and got a friendly revanant on me as a thanks.
I figured maybe, with Wrath running off into town maybe I'd get a chance to fight the 'fair' fight against Cash (and Sir Daniel)... but no, Wrath came back.
Assuming my skills were too petty to fight all three fo them at once, I moved the battle East, away from the dismounter Sir Dan. At this point I changed target to Cash. I figure it would be unfair for me to hit Wrath, having seen the damage I dealt to him earlier.
If you look closely, you will notice that Wrath actually took the time to remove his robe, in an obvious attempt to belittle me (he appears to be naked now, but was not in the first pic). Little did he know, that just made me more intent on only hitting the equipped person first. I can just imagine their vent now... "Hey, I am going to get naked so that we can post pics of strangelove dying to a naked guy".
I don't think I need to comment ont his pic... it seems to speak for itself.
But being the good guildmate he is, Wrath did not leave Cash to lay by himself.
At this point I verified that Wrath was naked (if I recall correctly he was completely naked), and proceeded to make cash naked. Much to my surprise Cash started trash talking himself
But, as I told you Cash, you don't suck. Don't be so hard on yourself. As Kage is sure to point out, I am a non-factor- a complete noob and incompetant house hiding ganking pvper. Thus, it must have been divine intervention that put me on top, not my, or your skill. I mean look at the next pic, I am such a noob I couldn't even kill your horse:
Shame on me though, for chatting with Cash and fighting his horsey rather than collecting my spoils of war... for within seconds some names appeared on my screen. It seems Squid and Iron man had come to join the fun. And considering the distance we were from the city, it appears they had been on the way long before their guildies fell.
I am sure you are all very confused now, for my whole point of this thread was to discuss my cowardice in running away. But I must make you wait longer, for I did not run, yet. Instead, I engaged Squid. And as expected he ran off like with his tail between his legs (literally, he was dog form), allowing me to attack Iron Man in peace. Or not... Squid didn't just come back seconds later, no, he came back with friends
So there I was... alone... surrounded by enemies... Out of apples, low on potions... What did I do? No... sorry, gotta make you wait for my confession to running a bit longer. I didn't run yet. (heres a full screen pic just for you Turtle, since I am sure you would just LOVE to claim there are 1000000 stealthing TnT around, and 100000000 TnT in krystals.)
Wow, look at those great resists I run, 68,66,47,58,60... maybe you guys should have mind blasted me huh?
I dillydallied, still trying to kill Iron Man... Unfortunately I started getting paralyzed too much for comfort, and the THREE dismounters got closer. (Brook, Sir Dan [not seen in pics, but he was there], Cash [ressed and I assume running a bola])
This left the battle at this:
K0C: Wrath, Sir Dan, Cash, Squid Wakayama, Iron Man, Brook, Justin Credible (am I missing anyone? I do not want to leave anyone out from getting credit for their amazing victory)
TnT: Strangelove
Now, my friends, comes the moment of truth. I ran.
On my cowardly flight, I also happened to go by Big Ed, on his way to the battle field.
K0C: Wrath, Sir Dan, Cash, Squid Wakayama, Iron Man, Brook, Justin Credible, Big Ed
TnT: Strangelove
But in the end, I took the cowardly path and ran away. I apologize K0C. I guess I will need to stop talking crap, for in the end you guys are right, I never leave Krystals, and I never fight 1v1 (only 1v8), and regardless, I run from the 1v8...
I hope you enjoyed your victory k0c... For the loss was painful on my heart. When I walked back into the safety of my home, I felt guilt for being alive...
BUT, that guilt did not last long...
For I managed to strike down many of those that humilliated me when I ran.
House hiding, anyone? (Note my uoam, Krys and I are alone, Sir dan and Hakiru are in house... 2v2...)
Less than a minute later Cash comes charging past the barricade and into the house... where he stayed... along with the rest of them... it would appear as though k0c needed to get superior numbers in order to fight a scrub like myself and Krystal... but surely Kage has a good excuse for that. (Ru came over at this point, to make it 3v3, yet they STILL didn't come out...?)
Unable to avenge my humiliation from before against Cash and Sir Dan (since they didn't want to leave the house for some reason?) I was forced to find a new target... Iron Man. Sadly as I chased a severely wounded Iron Man we ran straight into Mythril... I fear Mythril may have hit Iron Man once, spoiling my fun... but at least I got a point.
Lucky for me, I was able to engage Sir Dan again, this time alone, so I hoped Sir Dan would actually fight this time... Krystal was no where nearby, so it was just a non-factor scrub Strangelove verse a mighty k0c... Unfortunately Sir Dan beelined into Brooks...
But I thinK I may have struck a nerve with this comment:
For Sir Dan came out of the house immediatly after and fought me on the field
... but almost immediatly after, JSV rolled in thick. Sir Dan went into Brook's leaving me to fend for myself... Which I proceeded to do, leading jsv on a chase. Krystal came out at this point, and on her way to aid me, Sir Dan attacked her and left Brooks. Big mistake.
So as the night went on I managed to retain some level of honor, having vanquished a few of those that so viciously humiliated me earlier in the night...
But the fact that I ran from a 1v8 fight still stands... and I am deeply embarrassed by that.
On a side note...
Vortex I think you should leave the ROC to the mods... I am not trying to get around the filter... I typed in the word bull **** and the filter did it's thing...
