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Oceania's Picture & Jokes thread

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Ovrkill

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Rules:​

1: No Pornography
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2: No insulting pictures towards other members of the Oceania Community
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3: No Trolling
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4: No Personal Insults
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5: No fighting
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6: No provoking
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7: Good clean fun at all times
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8: Dont break the ROC
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This thread will last as long as you people keep it the way it should be. It wont work unless you all work together and keep the trash out of this thread.

Please do not reply to a post that you know is breaking the ROC, it will only get you in trouble as well, thats if you also break the ROC with your reply, just hit the report post button (
) so a moderator can take care of the infraction.

and remember.....


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Ovrkill

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As Requested....

Jahira-Tor said:
Ooh i can start for a few of us

*rubs hands together with glee at bringing out the ol' Kryal Castle photos again*

This is me at my 21st. Was a few years ago now though... (is 24)




This is our lovely reporter Katlene, hitting an almost bullseye if i remember correctly (was a fluke im sure :p)




Arkone Gracion, whom has recently returned to our lands of UO, missed completley.



Myself, also missed completely, though i did nearly take the head of my sister who was taking the photo.



My sister



One of my fave photos, Nightowl the guild leader of the once great Tamers Of Virtue, with Aragore.



Nightowl with an Realowl... lolz



Myself riding the handsome steed, whom was broken...



The party shot, so cool, im up the front with a wedge tailed eagle!

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Katlene said:
ARGH OMG JAH!! *slaps*
and no it wasnt a fluke, i am actually pretty good when it comes to archery. I even beat an olympic archer at a sports fair. If it wasnt so expensive id be doing it all the time.
TOV is still around, my tamer is the GM now, just therse some alliance issues and the TOV collections havnt been handed over either (inc guildstone :( )
Cant believe that was nearly 3 years ago now!! Insane.

Quick everyone cover your eyes...

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Azureal said:
Picture of my wife and I at some sort of party. Halloween maybe, or a fancy dress of some kind. I cant remember :)



And my current desktop.

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Amathist of PoC said:
Me and My brother
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Amathist of PoC said:
And totally because I can my little girl Maddison.
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Dain

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Whats red and bubbly and taps on the window?






















































A baby in a microwave!
 
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Katlene

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did you hear the one about the 2 baked beans that went up to queensland?

they ended up in cairns
 
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thenow

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Whats got 4 legs and one arm?



A hungry pitball dog.



When I first came to aussie from NZ I saw written on a wall
Australia- four
New Zealand- sex
and thought, 'as often is the outcome'.
 
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Daniella-EOB

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Ok so I was really bored the other night and this was the outcome.

 
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Amathist of PoC

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I think you covered the floor with bandages for some reason that picture went a little strange and ended up with BIG BIG white surroundings.
 
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Daniella-EOB

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Ok fixed it for you now u can see the full picture properly. :p
 
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Daniella-EOB

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Hehe, they weren't my bandies just saw a whole lot stacked so thought I might put them to good use. Oh and that would be the second time i've decorated Luna with bandies (I get really bored really fast). Hope some other people might take up the decorating Luna buisness.
 
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Fink

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It's the Richard Simmons salad diet! :sad2:



One giant fruit and a whole lotta veggies..
 
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Ovrkill

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uh huh, Fink actually super imposed Richard Simmons head onto that, what he didnt tell you was that he posed for the picture himself....

its really the Ya-Fink-a-Diet
 
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Sacred Spirit

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Mmm Let me see for a good one.

Ok whats black and white going thunk thunk thunk going down a hill ?

An OREO Cookie
 
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Fink

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By popular(?!) demand..



Left to Right:
Trousers McGee, Jodhpurs von Zeppelin, Knickerbockers Saint Claire, & Pants Clementine.
(AKA Trouse, Jodhpurs, Claire & Clem)
 
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Amathist of PoC

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awww so cute I use to have a pet mouse called Dartanion - but I had to give him away as my mum kept trying to kill him....mostly by accident.

And hubby wont let me get a pet rat. I don't know how they would cope with a 2 years olds attention any way. but so cute fink and love the names.
 
Lady-Tor

Lady-Tor

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Jiminy Kricket has nearly all grown up now, apart from the fact that he still finds toes tasty.

 
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Katlene

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awww looks just like the kitty i had to give up!! such a beautiful cat
 
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Amathist of PoC

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*sobs* I cant have pets cause of where we rent.......so mum and dad have my kitty Gabe now he is a farm cat and loving it.
 
Lady-Tor

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He may look a treat, but now hes figured out that he can reach under the doona at the end of the bed and snag a toe... well you get the idea. 8 months old now, its like the terrable 2's on a human child...
 
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Katlene

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No such thing as the terrible 2's! Beans not 2 till thursdays and he's been a bugger for a long time now hehehe
 
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Amathist of PoC

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Interesting Health Fact


Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that
connects the eyeball to the anus? ?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving
people a ****ty outlook on life. ?

If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your arse
and see if it doesn't bring tears to your eyes.
 
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siyeng0

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This is my dog, Vanya. He's a miniature fox terrier / Jack Russell (yet, miraculously, not yappy at all!) and he's almost three years old.

Stay tuned. If you're really lucky, I might upload a picture of my axolotl.
 

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Fink

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siyeng0 said:
This is my dog, Vanya. He's a miniature fox terrier / Jack Russell (yet, miraculously, not yappy at all!) and he's almost three years old.

Stay tuned. If you're really lucky, I might upload a picture of my axolotl.
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Sooo Cute! :love::love:
 
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Fink

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Post a Hero Machine version of your favourite character!

Fink and her pet rat, Otto:



They didn't have a shepherd's crook, so I went with the pimp cane. :D
 
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Petrify

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hi guyz i tired very hard 2 maek a portaet off me i tink i spend bout 4 hours on dis so plz b sure to commant n tel me if u like it! thxs!

 
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siyeng0

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...MY BRAIN BROKE, PETRIFY.

I AM SUEING YOU FOR THE BREAKAGE OF MY BRAIN.

-olololol...
 
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siyeng0

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This is what Lindae sees when he looks in the mirror. Reposted because Imageshack vainly tried to preserve his reputation. This is, of course, why the other liches kicked him out of Wind.
 

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siyeng0

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Kizukai has painted a picture to show his admiration. He hopes that you like it and are very flattered.

...and that he is still intact this time tomorrow.
 

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Petrify

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Hi guys heres a funny picture I made in my spare time, I was out shopping and saw some kid's parents buying her some elmo doll and the kid kept saying "Emo" so this popped into my head!

 
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