::Walks in using cane and sits in the tavern seat where people are most likely to overhear an old man complaining::
“Hey there you young whipper snappers! Did I ever tell you the story of my first ramble? I remember my first ramble. It was back in the summer of sixty-four, or sunny-year-mas as we called summer at the time. Anyway, I was rambling about my hat to Lord British, who said he had been lit on fire, but I knew it was fake and they made simulated-y it inna lab or Magincia somewhere. I was once in Magincia. There was this family trip... Oh, anyway, back to the subject -have I ever told you about the many ways people pronounce '/' while talking? Oddly, those people who record them, as in quotes, see, always transcribe- err... write, them '/', even if they're bizzarely not similar, like / or / or / or... I knew another sentence I made that went like that, being "punctuation or punctuation or..." once. Funny how it happened. Well, I'm off to go yell at clouds, youngins. Old Man Stark out.
::walks out, clearly forgetting what he had come for in the first place::
