Catskills Babel and Daily Thread

[Black Sun]

Over easy, but only if you promise not to break the yolks.

 

[Podolak]

Woh woh wait a minute now...I left those eggs on Siege when I logged in there a couple days ago!

 

[Black Sun]

I bet you still have some bacon in your shoe though!

 

[Podolak]

I "had" bacon but it was stolen by Chad...

 

[Black Sun]

You gotta watch out for that guy. He'll steal the dirt from under your fingernails... usually without removing your gloves.

 

[Podolak]

Yes though I am not sure which is more of a concern, him or his following!

 

[Podolak]

*yawns*

Morning all!

*kicks ABM into submission*

 

[Aedon Durreah]

So, I have this keep that was given to me. And inside I found a bunch of potion kegs. Some are full, some just lined kegs. Anyone want these. It also had a crap ton of level 4 T maps.


*hatez Keepz*

 

[Podolak]

Aedon!

Good to have you stop by old friend. How goes with you?

 

[Podolak]

*wheels out the ABM*

Morning all, I know this isn't the quality if food you are used to but we very well know that my cooking would be worse.

 

[Aedon Durreah]

*walks in carrying bags of freckled rolls and doughnuts Sets them out on the sdeboard along with fresh jellies and some kerry gold butter. *

Good day all. I decided to save you from Podo's cooking. Enjoy.

 

[Podolak]

*setting the rolls out on a tray*

Everyone owes Aedon big time for this!

Morning all.

 

[Podolak]

*notices none of the dust on any tables have changed*

Ahh well, I'll enjoy the quiet for now.

 

[kelmo]

I can use a cook of your renowned skills...

 

[Podolak]

*chuckles*

Is that so? If you need references Black Sun will be happy to give his opinion.

 

[Podolak]

*slips in to the tavern and gets to work cooking up a breakfast*

Anyone for some crystalline blackrock eggs?

 

[Black Sun]

Anyone for some crystalline blackrock eggs?

Mmmm. Sounds... crunchy.

 

[Podolak]

and that is just the egg shells

 

[Podolak]

*slipping in to the tavern and realizing the crystalline blackrock eggs didn't go over well*

Good Day everyone.

*tosses some dragon steaks on the girl along with osty eggs to compliment*

 

[KayMcK]

*glances up from the shadows in which he'd spent the night, nodding gently at Podolak as his thoughts swirl softly through his mind*

Somehow I have to get back
To the place where my journey started,
Find the course I charted,
When I first departed!

Somehow I have to hang on
To the vision that first inspired me,
To the hope that fired me,
When the world admired me!

I'll find a way back to the higher ground,
And see the view I saw before!
I'll search the world
Until the answer's found -
Turn my despair around
Forevermore!

Somehow I've got to rebuild
All the dreams that the winds have scattered,
From what fate has shattered -
I'll retrieve what mattered!

Somehow I've got to go on,
Till the evil has been defeated -
Till my works completed -
I will not be cheated!

God, you must help me carry on!
When it seems all hope has gone,
I have got to carry on!

*The Way Back by Frank Wildhorn*

 

[Podolak]

*slips in to the tavern and starts the coffee and hot water*

Good day all, what a nice few days off. How is everyone?

 

[Black Sun]

Days off? I didn't get any days off!
I'm filing a complaint. Who should I send it to?

 

[Podolak]

Well you see the way it works...you take the days off FIRST and then ask for them when you come back.

...it is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

 

[Podolak]

Happy Friday Catskills!

 

[Black Sun]

*does the Friday dance*

 

[Podolak]

*slipping in to the tavern Podolak gets to work cleaning up some dishes behind the counter*

Man this place has been neglected...

*when there is some semblance of order, he starts up the fryer for a hearty egg, sausage and bacon breakfast*

Well, breakfast is coming everyone.

*starting the morning coffee and hot water, he looks around at the empty tables and chairs*

Ahh...spring is clearly in the air. Happy Monday everyone.

 

[Black Sun]

*walks in looking confused*
When did we get a fryer?

 

[Podolak]

The Gypsies, they stopped by over the weekend. Said it would improve my cooking ten fold! I told them that wasn't too hard to accomplish though.

(I did make no pudge brownies this weekend too, well I started it and the wife couldn't take it anymore and had to take over...)

 

[Black Sun]

*begins looking around the room for stuff to deep fry. Takes off his hat and looks around*

 

[Podolak]

*snags his hat and poises to put it in the deep fryer*

 

[kelmo]

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[Black Sun]

*snags his hat and poises to put it in the deep fryer*

Hey! I was going to dip it in batter first.

 

[Podolak]

Hey! I was going to dip it in batter first.

Drat, is that how it works???

*gets his baseball bat out*

Alright, lets do this thing.

 

[Black Sun]

*takes his hat off and steps far away from it*

 

[Podolak]

*wraps his hands around the large end of the bat and prepares for a swing, winds up and then starts poking the hat with the bat*

Am I doing this right?

 

[Black Sun]

Eh, close enough.

*scoops his fried mushrooms out of the fryer and drops into a chair*

 

[Podolak]

Hmm....I wonder what else we can put in a deep fryer?

*tosses a few pieces of Va'lis's blackrock in*

 

[Podolak]

*fires up the griddle, pulling the bacon and sausage from the ice chest*

Morning all! Spring..spring oh wonderful spring what have you done with my UO time?

 

[Black Sun]

Spring is taking yours away? Work seems to be the culprit in my case.

 

[Podolak]

Work? Bah, you need your priorities man!

 

[Black Sun]

No, I need EA to make an iPhone port of UO.
*begins daydreaming, drools a little*

 

[Podolak]

*imagines tilting the iphone from side to side to move our characters*

Has merit...I think we have a better chance of my making an edible breakfast though.

 

[Black Sun]

You're such a pessimist sometimes.

 

[Podolak]

*looks around*

Me? Alright you got me...it is hard being a realist in a virtual world...

 

[Black Sun]

it is hard being a realist in a virtual world...

LOL
I want that embroidered on a throw pillow.

 

[Podolak]

*confused look*

Wow...I was actually useful.

 

[Podolak]

*slips in to the tavern twirling a spatchula*

Morning all, *flat* jacks for breakfast today, anyone seen Jack?