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WWI Official Contest: Day Six

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Xyphisternum

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I would walk off happy with the stuffed FAIL murloc and give it to my fiance because she would owe me till the end of time. :)
 
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skywind

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Offer twice the standard amount to get one of the "reserve" tickets they have lying around... or three times.... or four times..... goblins have their price :D
 
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TheGnomeChibi

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Id go with my pet to the guards make me pet do puppypig eyes. They look at pet, and i walk in with style :D
 
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Joshmaul

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Blackmail. I'd remind the goblin that there is a standing dead-or-alive bounty on his head from Gadgetzan for water hoarding and embezzling Steamwheedle Cartel funds, and also note the arrest warrants for fraud in the capital cities (that includes Shattrath, ol' Peacekeeper Jadaar is PISSED - he can't snag Griftah so he'll settle for this goblin). So unless he would like me to either bring him to trial (or just bring his head, the Cartel is weird like that), he'd better let me in.
 
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DirtyLilSecret

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I don't bother trying to get in. I'll take the stuffed FAIL murloc, go home, and taunt my significant other with it.
 
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Celi

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log on my enh shammy and whine about PVP until they get sick of me and let me participate
 
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obbity

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I'm an engineer. I would create fake tickets (that would pass casual scrutiny), and then pop on my Rocket Boots as I turned on my Gnomish Cloaking Device. My decoy mage friend who had a friendlier goblin sell her tickets would distract the invisibility detecting Arcane Guardians while I sped into the games.
 
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khz88

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I just try to buy a ticket from any player in the game or ask guildies whatever the price is...
 
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4erinyes

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If I were rich, I'd just tab to ebay... but I'm not! I'd take the trade the FAIL Murloc to one of my friends that collects *every* non combat pet / vanity item in game... for a ticket! If that didn't work, I'd try to use a press pass - better view anyways!
 
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Darkdream

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With my trusty pet i would eyes of the beast him, he would stealth and then sneak in and i would watch the games that way, sitting in a inn.
 
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Fojos

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I would probably think "meh" and go play with my stuffed murloc, because murlocs are awesome, not fail. :p
 
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Chozei

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I'm thinking... I'm thinking what about getting the rarest mount in the game and attract the attention of the goblins while my alt sneaks in
 
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Nyaz

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I have a few alternatives here (though none of them include waiting in line again...!):

- I would send in my trusty pet bird, Benny, to beat on the guards whilst running for my life inside, hiding and Feigning Death, then pretending I was there all along.

- I would run in and get killed, then pick up my corpse from a safe spot inside. (I do that alot :p)

- Kill everyone, and then stroll in as if nothing ever happened. I sure hope the guards aren't on endless spawn here. (The Beast Within might come in handy here? Oh why did I respecc Marksman...?!)
 
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Aussienut

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I would sit in wait for the next keen ticket buyer, while stealthed, and sap said buyer and happily purchase that ticket.... just in case the next ticket was bound to Fail!

You never know!
 
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Blast

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I would honestly just wait until I hear that the problem with "the system" was
fixed and then attempt to buy some tickets, I wouldn't wanna end up like one
of my guildies spamming F5 and end up getting charged for multiple tickets. LOL
 
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celer

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i think i'd take my flying mount and grab a slow fall cloak from the shatari sky guard.

I'd fly over the stadium at a very high altitude to avoid detection. I'll drop of my mount and thus speeding towards the ground (while in stealth mode ofcourse, me being a rogue). At the very last second, i'd proc my cloak, thus leaving me temporary visible. Straight after i'd completely vanish from sight with a big flash thx to my awesome super de luxe powder mixture. Guaranteed to make you totally stealty ^^.

Further i can just stealth my way through everything, or shadowstepping to some atlete down in the arena just to get a close view on things ;)
 
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Phinor

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I would just give up, knowing it takes months to fix the problem, if it ever gets fixed.
 
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nejja

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I would whip out my trusty [Orb of Deception] and turn into some important figure.(Everyone knows they dont buy their own tickets they have reserved seating) And if they showed up at an akward moment while I was watching from their booth, well thats what vanish is for.
 
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Kemani

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I would gather 20 of my fellow shaman and make them place four totems each by said goblin, then put on some shades and wait until the goblin gets struck by an epileptic attack. Then I'd just snatch the tickets, and get in. Voilà!
 
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meros

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Check the AH for tickets being sold by those who were not FAIL-burdoned.

No luck there, I'd hang around abit for the system to get fixed.
 
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Ghormrand

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I'd find a way to shift in swift flight form in Azeroth, and simply fly over the stadium while uising a spyglass to see everything.

For free
 
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Vampyrx

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I'd visit a gnome get him to design a basic laptop, then immediately head over to WoWStratics and see if they have a competition to win tickets on :D

Or if not i'd wait patiently...for a while anyway...then wait for some gnome tocome along stealth and pickpocket his ticket..
 
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Tanoth

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simple id use my goblin rocket launch helmet right over the gate and land in the bleachers :p bet you guys didnt think of that! XD and then after the azerothian olyimpics id AH the fail murloc XDD
 
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Jump

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I'd brag about my team ratings, hoping he'd let me in.
Maybe even lie about boosting his 2v2 rating!
 
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Thrann

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Same way I opened the gates of Ahn'Qiraj.
A pair of rocket boots, 60 thorium grenades, a nubless pacifier, a light feather, and three Noggenfogger elixirs. They'll never be the wiser.
 
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BurningSaber

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I would beat the tickets out of the goblin and if that didn't work just go in anyway cause I r arthas menethil :lick:
 
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Vandrid

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I wouldn't wait till later...
*walks up to the Goblin, and with a slight hand gesture* (You will sel...Give me the tickets Now.)

* After getting in..I make my way over to watch the Female Tauren Gymnastics*
*cackles*
 
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mithos244

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I would go into cat form and stealth in or start a thunder storm untill i can get a ticket.
 
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gebannsmama

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I think Scream would be the best to get in. everyone arounds is running away and by the time they got back i would in and seated.
 
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Shiosh

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I'd just scare the goblin off with my intimidating shout, leisurely stroll in, and find myself a seat.
 
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Starla_Rae

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What Do you mean I need a ticket!!?? Can't you see I am a Champion Competitor from Moonglade! Move aside pest...
 
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xdarthduckiex

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I would either try to find another way inside, or I would threaten to hurt them severely if they didn't allow me inside. If that didn't work then I would log on to my rogue and sap them before stealthing in..quickly! :)
 
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Tarielen

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As a hunter I would send in a big red kitty to distract them, aspect of the cheetah passed them then after they kill my kitty, feign death in front of the seat I want to make the person sitting in it freak out and leave and to also drop aggro off the guards, then once they are all out of sight get up and sit down ^^

EDIT: Also is anyone else reminded about how Blizz fails at Blizzcon Ticket selling from this post? o_O
 
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Balthiar

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I would craft a hanglider out of the flesh and bones of the gnomes I have slain to fly safely into the stands.
 
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Fallenfate

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I would wait it out. I'm a pretty patient dwarf. Unless the ticketmaster is a troll...I hate me some trolls...*hic*
 
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Zoblire

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Sheep the goblin run up to the gates invis past ticket collector and sheep anyone who claims I'm sitting in their seat. no dr since its not a pvp bg or arena /cheer.
 
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