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WWI Official Contest: Day Five

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Yilumi

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Jebediah, Johnny, and Jimmy McWeaksauce! They are obviously awesome if they had full T5 available to give away to everyone at that point in time. ;)
 
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Squeegy

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It would have to be Muradin Bronzebeard. His years of shot put practice are what allowed him to throw his axe so far at enemies.
 
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myriadkek

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High Overlord Saurfang for sure, he is a true champion of the horde!
 
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devster80

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=O omg it would be my dream to be one of the first Beta testers for WoLK. please pick me? it would help me through all my hard times. haha
 
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Calziana

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I'm going to agree on Tirion Fordring. He's indeed a worthy candidate!
 
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Thrann

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Saurfang is far above a lowly cereal box of "champions". Grom takes the cake as textbook champion from me.
 
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Zoblire

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Malfurion Stormrage for Alliance since he basically saved the world from the legion and the old ones

Overlord Saurfang for Horde because he can be in two places at once like during aq lol
 
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Kassic

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Gotta say Thrall. I suppose he wasn't as amazing as Grom or Uther, but he kept his people from dying out, and led them to safety, so he's got my vote.
 
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klepalko

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Nat Pagle would be an ideal choice -- he's the undisputed top fisherman; he is both a published author and has his own line of fishing rods and fishing accessories, giving him prior experience in marketing (and a household name!); and the Azerothian Olympics would surely have a fishing category, seeing as they already compete in it every week. In addition, one piece of cereal in the Nat Pagle's Oatlies box could be shaped like Ashbringer.

Though I think Smokeywood Pasture's best option would actually be to create their own knock-off cartoon character -- named, say, "Fhrall," catchphrase "FOR THE BREAKFAST!" -- and keep all the profits themselves.
 
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lolshiv

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I would definitely take General Stoutmantle, i think he makes a good subject.
 
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chauronity

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Champion of azeroth is definately is the King of Stormwind Bolvar Fordragon everything about him is epic.
 
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Tarielen

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Malfurion Stormrage. Any time Azeroth is in major trouble he comes out of his dreams to help. Plus him not falling into darkness while his brother Illidan is one of the strongest villains in WoW lore shows real strength of character.
 
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DarkPhantom

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Definatly going to have to go with Rexxar being the champion of the horde. However you have to make sure he is flexing and he has Misha with him otherwise it isn't complete. And maybe for a laugh you should throw a random gnome on his shoulders giving the thumbs up! :)
 
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cheeseloafings

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I would have to say Thrall. I would defiantly buy that box of cereal.
:p
 
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nejja

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Uther the lightbringer should be on the box. And the motto...

Have your had your Uther-o's? They bring light to your day.
 
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Shirubia

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High Overlord Saurfang.

He is just that awesome.

Or why not the old cereal?

''From the Depths of the Molten Core, Smookeywood pastures bring you ''Ragnar-O's''! ''By fiber be purged!'' ''Taste the flavors of sulfuron''!
''TWO SCOOPS EXECUTUS, TWO SCOOPS!!!''
 
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gespo89

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Marshal Windsor

He goes after dragons with political power. That has to count for something.
 
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Mithrae

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Well, it sorta depends on who you're marketing the cereal to. But for the most entertaining "athelete", I have to go with Master Helcular who gives the Southshore guards a nice workout ... and before he was nerfed really was hysterically fun to watch.
 
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Lillpapps

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Arthas should be on the cover since he really know what to put in the food. Anyone remember stratholme? :D
 
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VividAriah

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Highlord Tirion Fordring (his WotLK incarnation w/ the Ashbringer)
 
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Tanoth

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DEFINETLEY RAGNAROS TASTE THE FLAVOR OF Oatlies! BY TASTE BE PURGED XDDD

EXECUTUS You have failed me again by not buying new Smokeywood pastures Oatlies!
 
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wazoobi

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Lonika Stillblade <Rogue Academy Proprietor>: The patience, the courage, to teach "a new generation of rogues" "such staples as the gouge'n grin, combat looting, and blaming someone else for breaking polymorph. And who can forget the central rule of roguery --- real rogues don't feint." Nothing less than a heroic feat! She is truely deserving of being on a cereal box ;)

Seriously though, as a rogue I've always liked her. :p
 
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iw00bruiser

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Should do a "x many boxes have this person, and so on" showing the leaders of the different races of Azeroth. Most notably Thrall, Varian Wrynn, Cairne Bloodhoof, Sylvannas Windrunner, Tyrande Whisperand, Fandral Staghelm, Magni Bronzebeard, etc.
 
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Sindaga

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Eldorian said:
Today's Topic:

Smokeywood Pastures "Fresh from our farm to your plate, it's Smokeywood Pastures wholesome goodness" has just released their new cereal "Oatlies" and want to put on the front of a box a true Azeroth Olympic champion to make people think their cereal is the Breakfast of Champions. Who do you think gets the cover spot?
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Grand Marshal Garithos gets my vote. He grew up big and strong on that horse... he must have ate something right as a child.
 
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ivanu

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I know hes from outland but we can shove him through the portal.

Gruul should be on the box from all the roids he takes, similar to some Olympic athletes.
 
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Starla_Rae

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It would have to be Hogger for me. Just for the simple fact that I think a cartoon version of him on the box would make my breakfast that much more entertaining. He could beat Tony the Tiger any day.
 
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Baindyn

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Well if they really want to make the cereal look like the breakfast of champions they need to put up Thrall on the cover. He is the very definition of a true champion.
 
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kheldarr

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Thrall for the Win! or atleast for awesome gold medals! Thrall needs some bling!
 
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