Trolls, Trolls, Trolls and more TROLLS

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Jirel of Joiry

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I was thinking about all the trolls we've encountered in literature, film, games and such. . .

There's cute trolls like this:



There's Bilbo's Trolls Tom, Bert and William:




There's the Cave Troll of Moria:


There's Trolls that live in snow:



There's Mountain trolls:





There's Toilet Trolls:



There's funny stone trolls:



There's the trolls we've all killed in UO:


But by far the nastiest, evilest, vilest, most horrific trolls are . . .
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FORUMS TROLLS!!!!
 
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Capt. Lucky

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I'm rather fond of the first pic with the Lord of the Rings trolls.
 

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if i where i Dev id be all over this recent rash of trolls and make a quick weekend invasion of Cove with hordes of Trolls!

but then im not a Dev....
*looks longingly towards the horizon where the fabled kingdom of Broadsword resides*
 

Jirel of Joiry

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if i where i Dev id be all over this recent rash of trolls and make a quick weekend invasion of Cove with hordes of Trolls!

but then im not a Dev....
*looks longingly towards the horizon where the fabled kingdom of Broadsword resides*
Why Poo, are you calling me a troll? I was making a joke., there for the correct term is Court Jester. :mf_prop: :juggle:
 

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I mislike the 1st pick. It is as if trying to gather and underline everything Jackson did wrong in Hobbit; Plastic default CGI with no grittiness or life. Golumn looked alive, real and beautifully ugly. These guys look like toys-r-us product line. Of course, Hobbit flicks are loaded with things even more broken. These aren't the worst.
 

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Who wants to put down some odds on whether or not this thread ends up locked?? I got gold to spend!
 

Jirel of Joiry

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Who wants to put down some odds on whether or not this thread ends up locked?? I got gold to spend!
Locked for what.....trying to make our community laugh? Geez what a bunch of Grouches and Grinches. :gee:
 
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I don't know what this thing is but it might be a troll.
 
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There are no such persons like forum trolls. There are only people, who are completely misunderstood.
 
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Trolls only really bother you when what they are saying hits close to home
Just sayin...
 
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