"Beer leads to drunkness, Drunkness leads to passing out, passing out leads to hang overs....
I sense much hangovers in me....."
Your logic reminds of my favorite.
No one who hasn't been married ever had a divorce; therefore, marriage leads to divorce.
Which reminds me of another.
Husbands die, on average, 7 years before their wives die and scientists have discoverd the simple reason...
They want to