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[CatHat]

a fight between Chuck or the Hoff
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Hmmm well no contest - Chuck wins...


But when it comes to pics that freeze your blood - and melt your eyes like looking into the 'Ark of the Covenant' in Indiana Jones - Its the Hoff all the way.

Cathat

 

[imported_JediSith]

 

[Larisa]

*Laughs* OMG I totally agree with you there Cat....Hoff=eye's melting...AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*laughs*

Personally I don't like Chuck Norris either....*sighs*

 

[Guest]

Oh no!!! You just opened the Chuck Norris door!

 

[Larisa]

Ohhhhhh CRAP! Kelmo WHY didn't you stop me!!!!!!

*covers eyes*

JEDI! NO MORE HOFF OMG! Cute cat pictures though!

 

[kennykilleduo]

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++NEWS FLASH+++++++++++++++


Bald Man Accused in Hair-Loss Theft
Wednesday, September 12, 2007 11:25 PM EDT
The Associated Press


OSSINING, N.Y. (AP) — A bald man went into a pharmacy and stole five bottles of a hair loss treatment but was caught while running away, police said. Mark Hoousendove, 42, was arrested on misdemeanor charges of petty larceny and resisting arrest, Detective Lt. William Sullivan said. The product was worth about $50.

Hoousendove, of Freeport, had just dropped off friends who were visiting an inmate at Sing Sing prison on Sunday when he went into the pharmacy, police said. An officer nearby chased him and grabbed him, they said,
and was jailed in lieu of $3,000 bail and was due in court Thursday.

There was no telephone listing for Hoousendove at the home address provided by police, and a call to the only listing for a Hoousendove in Freeport rang unanswered.

 

[Larisa]

There are some very strange people in this world...

 

[Connor_Graham]

And strangely enough, statistics show that many of them have at least one picture of Hoff.....*ducks and runs for cover*

 

[Larisa]

ALRIGHT CONNAR! NONE OF THAT NOW!!!

I happen to have NO pictures of that horrid man.....*glares at Jedi* don't you DARE!

 

[Connor_Graham]

Sorry, that one was just TOO tempting to resist. I'll also leave Chuck alone for the moment.....but JUST for the moment.

 

[imported_JediSith]

What did i do

haha

 

[Larisa]

*sighs* Before ANY of you get any ideas....*grins*

(And if you can't figure out why, REALLY look at those pictures.....fair warning, it's hazerdous to your health)

 

[Connor_Graham]

I tell ya, it's a darn good thing I had my glasses off when that page loaded.....

 

[imported_JediSith]

then how did you get those pictures????

 

[Connor_Graham]

"I happen to have NO pictures of that horrid man"

Fibber. You apparently have several....and almost blinded me with em

 

[Larisa]

My computer almost shut down on me when I told it to do a google search of Hoff and Norris pictures..it looked at me and said...

What are you CRAZY????????

ONLY for you would I do that Jedi....I think I AM crazy....*sighs*

 

[Guest]

Chuck will make you whole. *nods*

 

[Larisa]

Ohhhh dear lord....please please PLEASE let there not be any semi-naked pictures of Chuck Norris...*begs* Hoff is bad enough.....*sighs*

 

[Guest]

Let me look. brb.

 

[Larisa]

No no NO! Kelmo that's QUITE alright really!!!

*covers eyes*

 

[Connor_Graham]

Eh, let him do his Chuck thing....

I'll always be content knowing Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's butt, and that Chuck took lessons from him, so Chuck had to call Bruce "master". Jeet Kun Do ftw

 

[Guest]

Naw, just the obligatory shirtless photos, I did find his cat though.

 

[Sergul'zan_SP]

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Ohhhh dear lord....please please PLEASE let there not be any semi-naked pictures of Chuck Norris...*begs* Hoff is bad enough.....*sighs*

[/ QUOTE ]

You'd prefer Richard Simmons?

 

[Samaira]

<blockquote><hr>

<blockquote><hr>

Ohhhh dear lord....please please PLEASE let there not be any semi-naked pictures of Chuck Norris...*begs* Hoff is bad enough.....*sighs*

[/ QUOTE ]

You'd prefer Richard Simmons?

[/ QUOTE ]

OK, I could live with Messirs Hoff and Norris, but I think I speak for the greater Stratics community when I say DEAR GOD LETS NOT GO THERE.

 

[Larisa]

.....*blinks* You know...I wasn't gonna look....I kept sayin' "No....I really don't want to know."

But........you know what thay say about curiosity and all.....So,

I looked......and...

You know what I saw???

(***WARNING THE FOLLOWING NOT INTENDED FOR THE WEAK OF STOMACH***)

*grins* The reasoning behind this? He helped ALOT of overweight people get better...feel better..not only mentally but physically as well...Richard Simmons did great things...so yeah, I like him for that.

FLAME ON! *laughs*

 

[Lady_Rachel]

Umm..he may have helped folks..but

God that is just so wrong on so many levels!!!

Aaaeeeiiii! *covers eyes*

 

[Samaira]

I've never been more disturbed in my life.

Incidentally, who's seen the episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway? where the Fabulous Fatbuster is a guest star? Hehehehe... yeah. Scary. And funny. But mostly scary.

 

[Larisa]

HAHAHAH HAaaha....*cough cough* Yeah....

Okay yeah I like Richard Simmons....his pictures are kinda scary I agree.....but I just HAD to...*grins*

 

[imported_JediSith]

Even those images turned my stomach...for the love of god, budha and moses put those pictures away....

 

[Guest]

Damn, Woman. When you strike back, you get mean! *shakes head*

 

[Larisa]

That will teach you ALL NEVER Cross paths with Larisa...EVER!

I shall threaten you with semi-revealing Richard Simmons pictures if you do!

MUAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHH!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Must... Counter Richard Simmons!... Who... to turn to?...

*smiles* This should do!

 

[Lady_Rachel]

ohhh...nice one Kelmo!

*gets popcorn, waits for it....*

 

[imported_JediSith]

Did you know....

There are no Kangaroos in Austria.....

I am shocked lol..........

 

[CatHat]

Must... Counter Richard Simmons!... Who... to turn to?...

*smiles* This should do!

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Haha - awesome!

* Puts on red security shirt and escorts Kirk.

Nice knowing ya fellas - goodbye Ensign Kitty.

 

[Guest]

*chuckles* There goes another redshirt!

 

[imported_JediSith]

You know your a goner when your asked to escort captain kirk, Dr.McCroy and Mr.Spock to a planet....

 

[Larisa]

(Okay sorry I couldn't help it...YOU STARTED IT!)

 

[Larisa]

I crashed and burned on that one, didn't I?

Okay okay but that's what you get for bringin in the big guns!

So next time you cross me? Remember this....

(Yes that's REALLY me, and yes that's a REALLY bad picture, but I figured the red eyes would be a good visual so I didn't retouch it lol)

When I am THAT pissed off? You DON'T want to mess with me!

So next time you feel the need to bring up some......famous person...remember...

Got it?

*laughs*

 

[imported_JediSith]

No put the aweful pictures away

 

[Larisa]

*sighs* Yes dear.....*laughs*

Okay I'll make you a deal....I won't post anymore Richard pics if you PROMISE me not to post anymore Hoff pics......

Okay okay one hoff pic allowed a week..that's IT!

 

[imported_JediSith]

Never, Never... The force is strong with the hoff and chuck... But richard will never be a jedi....

 

[imported_JediSith]

I still cant get over there being no kangaroos in Austria... i have been ripped off going back to australia....

 

[Larisa]

It's AUSTRAILLA Jedi...not Austria....*laughs*

Really there are no kangaroos in Austria? Are there supposed to be?

 

[Guest]

I just wanted the 1000th post.

 

[CatHat]

Richard will never be a jedi....
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And with any luck - he'll never get onto Star Trek Either..

Cathat

 

[Larisa]

*Laughs* Ohh my CatHat....that's frightening....*Shivers*

 

[Sergul'zan_SP]

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Damn, Woman. When you strike back, you get mean! *shakes head*

[/ QUOTE ]

In her defense, she's taken a rather cruel beating from Jedi with the Hoff. It's about time she started firing back! *Rushes off to get Martha Stewart prison pics*

 

[Larisa]

Yeah! So there!

Wait a minute...did you say Martha Stewart???

*RUNS*

 

[Guest]

*smiles* I detect a weakness.