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imported_JediSith

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Did you know that the hoff sang a number 1 hit when the berlin wall came down?

I know that larisa already does... she already has it download onto her pc..
 
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imported_Seasseragh

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Did you know that the hoff sang a number 1 hit when the berlin wall came down?

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Yes he did - but contrary to what the Hoff thinks (and once said in an interview) he did NOT cause The Wall to come down...
 
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imported_JediSith

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I thought that the hoff was the cause for the wall to come down... all the people in eastern germany want to get a piece of the hoff so there only choice was to rip the wall down...

Hense the Hoff was Born... Which is a day that Larisa has mark in her calendar each year so remembers the Hoff
 
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Lol are they trained up?

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Oh, they're long gone. I released them for stable space. They were all trained up, but I only trained them to make a couple of reds feel REAL stupid. I was successful and it was SOOOO funny. I mean it was so funny that I think even the guys I killed were laughing a little.
 
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I still cant find the Hoff Museum, but i did find some other museums which were very interesting...

Off for a walking tour tomorrow and im going to see check point charlie and the remains of the hoff wall.... sorry i mean the berlin wall
 
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imported_JediSith

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Larisa, Larisa.....

Guess what?

I Went to the place where the Hoff sang to the east berliners prior to the fall of the Berlin wall... And thank god they are pulling down the building to make a museum i think.... :p

So hopefully you can visit the place where the Hoff was the cause of the fall of the communists in germany lol.....
 
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Sergul'zan_SP

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I Went to the place where the Hoff sang to the east berliners prior to the fall of the Berlin wall...


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Is that what made the wall fall...?
 
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imported_JediSith

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I Went to the place where the Hoff sang to the east berliners prior to the fall of the Berlin wall...


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Is that what made the wall fall...?

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Thats what the Hoff thinks... or was the answer to a question- why did the berlin wall fall?...

Larisa thinks the hoff was the downfall of the communists too...
 
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imported_Sarphus

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The secret to how CatHat stays energized while working so hard on UO...

 

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Diet coke with BACON??? OMG....that's just nasty......Wilki would love it I'm assuming *grins*
 
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imported_Sarphus

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Rechargeable Cat
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Well some might think that - but really its more of a caffeine thing.

Too many of those 25 cent sodas calling to me..






Cathat

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I couldn't handle the 25 cents sodas... I rarely drink soda anymore. It seems my body has developed an intolerance to the stuff. I got some bad food about 1.5 yrs ago and got as sick as I've ever been. For a while after that I got real sick every time I had a soda, so I figured they're probably not so good for me and stopped drinking them. Coffee on the other hand... man I bang that down like crazy. Especially if I have a startup at 2 AM or something
 
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kennykilleduo

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Your all insane you know it right...We should call it the Hoff fan club thread now...Blame it on that Cat guy , he's crazy...
 
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imported_Sarphus

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this is the cat channel


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Hoff is invading the cat channel! HELP!

Actually it's a misc debris channel. A community channel
 
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imported_JediSith

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The hoff is invading my dreams now....

Damn you Larisa and your boyfriend - The Hoff....


In Dresden, Germany off to Prague on Monday....
 
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CatHat

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this is the cat channel
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Hmm - bunnies seem to roam freely here too


Anything worth a laugh is good.




Cathat
 
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imported_Sarphus

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well I kinda laugh at most things, so I have to refrain myself. I'm a jolly fellow
 

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I now know that I have to end this Hoff threat no matter how much Larisa will whine about it. So I rushed out and purchased this.

 
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imported_JediSith

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I now know that I have to end this Hoff threat no matter how much Larisa will whine about it. So I rushed out and purchased this.



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Larisa really hates it when people use that program... she thinks its cheating her of sending pictures of the hoff to people.....

Thats why i installed it last year, to reduce all the hoff spam i was getting from larisa......
 
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Sergul'zan_SP

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I now know that I have to end this Hoff threat no matter how much Larisa will whine about it. So I rushed out and purchased this.



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I've had it since it first came out. I'm not really pleased with it. Larisa has still gotten a few Hoffs past it.
 

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How did I become involved in all this hoff business again? Ohhh yeah......it's JEDI'S FAULT! *grumbles*
 
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You know you're a celebrity when you've got your own brand of software.








All EA ever does is just tack up little warning signs around me.









Cathat
 
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imported_JediSith

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Larisa here are some pictures of my trip..... Italy - Spain - France...































 
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imported_JediSith

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More pictures, sorry Larisa i don't have the time to down load all 4000 pictures for you :p




UO armor





















 
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imported_JediSith

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<font color="black"> </font> Who loves ya Larisa - the Hoff does....
 

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These pictures took my breathe away.....I can't beleive you were actually ON the Champs Elysées! And you got to see the Arc de Triomphe....omg! I am just....I'm so jealous!

I took French class in High School...that's the closest I ever got lol...we went to a French Restaurant and I ate frogs legs! LOL

Jedi....you rock...thank you SO much for posting these for me! They are absolutely amazing!
 

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Aren't you glad you're there instead of home playing UO? I know I would be!

Wow....that's so cool! *wishes I could go...is very jealous*
 
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imported_JediSith

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Aren't you glad you're there instead of home playing UO? I know I would be!

Wow....that's so cool! *wishes I could go...is very jealous*

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Yeah i am, especially when i wake up from a pvping nightmare in the middle of the night then i realise i'm in europe and that makes me feel better....
 

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Umm..yeah that would make me feel better too....wait...

You have nightmares about PvP? Don't worry...the Hoff will save you...*grins*
 
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imported_JediSith

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Normally its UO related Dreams - they have even effect my sleep - curse Uo damn uo to hell :p or to the abysis
 

Vallend

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You shouldn't worry about PVP while over there. I just saw Hostel 2 over the weekend and as a young person in Europe traveling around you have lots more to be scared of.. If I was you a would avoid seeing Hostel or Hostel 2 till you are safe at home again. lol
 
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imported_Sarphus

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Normally its UO related Dreams - they have even effect my sleep - curse Uo damn uo to hell :p or to the abysis

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I'm pretty sure I don't dream about UO, cause I talk in my sleep. My wife says I usually talk about work. She said one time I was trying to compare her to an elevator and getting really confused. At the time I was working on a project to do RFID tracking on an elevator paint line. I was in the design phase of the project, so painting elevators was on my mind, but so was my wife... Apparently I was really confused, and rightly so. My wife doesn't even resemble an elevator.
 
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DING! Ground floor. Ladieswear, menswear; children, infants, toddlers ... all manner of softlines. Go-ing up!
 
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imported_JediSith

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hehe off to fight the green fairy....

A prize for the first person to get the object/person correct....
 
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imported_Sarphus

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ROFL, But i bet she didnt like it when you where trying to press the buttons for the elevator :p

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that didn't happen


there are no buttons on the elevators when they're on the paint line... buttons are put on later...

She woke me up to tell me I'm silly.
 
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imported_JediSith

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Cathat can i be employ as a UO Content Researcher....

Since your using some of my pictures :p
 
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imported_JediSith

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hehe off to fight the green fairy....

A prize for the first person to get the object/person correct....

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Boo no one wins the prize.

the answer was -

 
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imported_JediSith

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Chuck Norris trivia for everyone....

*Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

*Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

*They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

*Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.

*When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

*Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

*Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

*Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

*Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made

*In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming. (my favourite)

*Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

*Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

*There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

*Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."

*Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

*Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

 
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