"So yas wants ta be a pirate eh?"

[Blind Tom the Pirate]

So's ya wants ta be a pirate eh?

Well matey, yas needs ta find one of da United Pirates, [UP] Catskiils Shard, ans ask us ta get yas guilded. We do have a book of rules, 'A code really', that all pirates, (A roll play guild), abide by that yas have ta read first; seconly, yas has ta ship out wid us on an adventure first ta see if'n yas has the timber ta be a part of da pirate brotherhood. ahrrrrr.
You may inquire as to wher be the Jolly Roger Inn & Pub, at Red Skull Bay? Ther ya'll find the United Pirate crew wid their Captain Trinsic, as tough a man as ever sail'd da seven seas! He'll see's if ya got what it takes; and train yas right he will.
We have a grand crew that ply da waters in our Orc Ships 'O War, plunderin' as it were sea towns and ships we find in waters far and wide; our motto if yas will, "We Rule Da Seas."
Love ta meet wid yas, Blind Tom Pirate, [UP] *bulches & farts at the same time* har, har

 

[Blind Tom the Pirate]

So's ya wants ta be a pirate eh?

Well matey, yas needs ta find one of da United Pirates, [UP] Catskiils Shard, ans ask us ta get yas guilded. We do have a book of rules, 'A code really', that all pirates, (A roll play guild), abide by that yas have ta read first; seconly, yas has ta ship out wid us on an adventure first ta see if'n yas has the timber ta be a part of da pirate brotherhood. ahrrrrr.
You may inquire as to wher be the Jolly Roger Inn & Pub, at Red Skull Bay? Ther ya'll find the United Pirate crew wid their Captain Trinsic, as tough a man as ever sail'd da seven seas! He'll see's if ya got what it takes; and train yas right he will.
We have a grand crew that ply da waters in our Orc Ships 'O War, plunderin' as it were sea towns and ships we find in waters far and wide; our motto if yas will, "We Rule Da Seas."
Love ta meet wid yas, Blind Tom Pirate, [UP] *bulches & farts at the same time* har, har

 

[Blind Tom the Pirate]

We still be looking for adventure seekers like yer selves ta ply da seas with us. If yas got salt enough in yer veins, then climb aboard mates, and join da finest crew of pirates that ever sailed the seas of Britania. I be speaking of, The United Pirates of Red Skull Bay, them's that male the Jolly Roger Inn their home. Come join us on adventures every week mates.
~ Yer's truly, Blind Tom the Pirate, [UP]