So's ya wants ta be a pirate eh?
Well matey, yas needs ta find one of da United Pirates, [UP] Catskiils Shard, ans ask us ta get yas guilded. We do have a book of rules, 'A code really', that all pirates, (A roll play guild), abide by that yas have ta read first; seconly, yas has ta ship out wid us on an adventure first ta see if'n yas has the timber ta be a part of da pirate brotherhood. ahrrrrr.
You may inquire as to wher be the Jolly Roger Inn & Pub, at Red Skull Bay? Ther ya'll find the United Pirate crew wid their Captain Trinsic, as tough a man as ever sail'd da seven seas! He'll see's if ya got what it takes; and train yas right he will.
We have a grand crew that ply da waters in our Orc Ships 'O War, plunderin' as it were sea towns and ships we find in waters far and wide; our motto if yas will, "We Rule Da Seas."
Love ta meet wid yas, Blind Tom Pirate, [UP] *bulches & farts at the same time* har, har