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*sigh* and this is why I don't pvp.

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Heading out to stock my vendors this morning I arrived at Yew gate to find a few blues clustered around it and a red just at the edge of the screen, between me and the tower.

Brainless decision No. 1. Instead of retreating to come back later, I decide to go to the tower.

So the red gives chase (naturally)

Brainless decision No. 2. Instead of turning round and heading back for the safety of the gate I keep going towards the tower.

Obviously I don't manage to get the door shut before he follows me in.

Bright idea number 1. I set up a macro for 'remove thyself' to get hostile people out of the tower
Brainless response: Took 2 attempts to remember the right keys for it.
Useless co-ordination: Failed to target attacker's life bar once I got the target cursor.

Result: I got my just desserts for being such a total numpty.

Ah well, I think I've got enough bloodwood for about another 8 suits.

Happy Christmas people, hope you enjoyed a small laugh at my expense.
 
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Bo feels kind of dirty and "cheap" for killing you, but it was late and Bo was doing alittle slummin. Bo thanks you for the armor.
 
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Bo feels kind of dirty and "cheap" for killing you, but it was late and Bo was doing alittle slummin. Bo thanks you for the armor.

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Skylark thinks that Bo better hope that Bo doesn't have a crafting emergency sometime that Petra might be able to solve.


-Skylark
 
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I feel for your tribulations, but uh..... can you restock your arrows,
thanks
 
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You must like Bo... you gave him Forum posting credit for your death!
*stares*
Yahaxithonix
 
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Done.

Despite a certain amount of hinderance. Only this time I managed to use the 'remove thyself' macro and my replacement bloodwood suit sustained me till the poison wore off. I do love my bloodwood!

No more arrows left though, my hubby has had me slaving over a hot stove all day so I couldn't collect feathers.

Oldasthehills: Where in my post did I mention Bo?
I seem to think I mentioned that the main cause of my demise was my own stupidity. I didn't name the red who killed me this morning, nor have I named the red who's attack I just now managed to survive.

Since Bo has freely claimed responsibility I'll admit he was the unnamed Red in my tale of woe.
 
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no hurry, I can beat down some poor Centaurs.


enjoy your Christmas dinner.
 
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Result: I got my just desserts for being such a total numpty.


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"numpty"..."numpty"... where've I heard that before...?

Aha!

Mo, do you realise that Sitric MacBrainless is crafting in your tower?



Heh. Probably not. It's just not a term I often hear round these parts!

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all! (as he flew out of sight)
 
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