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Pie with the Pirates

Jaden Rain

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Pirates have been seen along the coast near Skara Brae,,,,and many Shennanegans have been going on within Skara these days ...lets settle these guys down and serve them pie and riddles Tuesday June 13th at 8:30 pm est. in Skara Brae meet at the Shattered Skull Tavern in Skara Brae and help Govenor Rain control the rowdy Pirates with Pies and Riddles.....Prize for most answer correct of the riddles wins ....2 million gold.........Best Dressed Pirate wins 1 mil gold..... 2 million gold Prize for the BEST pirate Story

Before Serving Pie anyone wishing to try to Beat the Current Champion Battle Chicken (Spankys , whom I hope shows up) or fight some chickens we will meet at 7:00 PM est. in Skara by the stables (if enough shows up we will move to a location in Fel to Battle the Chickens.....(Betting can be done within yourselves).........(We have tested it an the Arena in New Haven can work for this event so we can gate to New Haven Arena with the Chickens or just meet there)
 
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Jaden Rain

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One Wish
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth.
This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!"
The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances.
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're gonna have to pee in the boat."
 

Jaden Rain

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Ok so we have tested the arena in New Haven and it could work great for our chicken fights
 

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*blinks* ........*Wonderful thoughts of what a Great evening it was* ........................*how could I ever fall asleep after sucha great evening*

Thank you all, it was wonderful
 

Jaden Rain

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Tonight was like a Fairytale....what a wonderful night......*closes her eyes and drifts off to sleep*
 
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