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ukee me hab kum across oomies agh panzees dat nub gruk da uruk way meeb hab oomie makr tu blah at lat su lat gruk da uruk way....
*pokes tied up shopkeeper with large boar spear*
ahem... excuse.. me umm... the Warboss of the whta did yo call them the gouged eye tribe of shadowclan Orcs would like me to ummm illuminate you on some intricities of the orc way of life namely what to do when you ...*coughs* encounter them in the wilderness.
first if you see an orc or group of orcs look to see who is ranking orc there .. yes yes I am getting to that part I cant talk with you jabbibng me in the back... yes where were we .... you must talk or Blah with the orc in charge the orc in charge is usually the biggest meanest ugliest... no I didnt mean that .... orc in the bunch normally called a Grunt, a gruntee is a servant orc hoping to klomp r kill ots of oomies or humans to be given the title of Grunt. sometimes and many time sis the kcase with the gouged eye clan they seem to have a prponderance of mojoka or magic users a junior or apprentice mojoka is called a mojokii. always remember that an orc will talk first,before an attack as really they just want shinies ro gold and lots of food they are a hungry race ..filthy little buggers.... no no I didnt mean that sir no no!!!!!!
*sniff* *sniff* that was my hand .... as we must proceed lets talk of the tribut orcs will ask for tribute first if encountered outside their lands... if you are found in side their lands then you may not get a warning and rather as I did while traveling from Yew to skara brae I know I should have taken that boat.... you may be captured or killed on site, as well any human or elf found inside the fort of the gouged eye tribe will be killed for tresspassing.
a suitable tribut may take the form of gold I would give them all that you have safer that way, sometimes they will take a good weapon if they are so inclined. the orc rules of engagement are as follows.
If the human r elf does not respond to the "tribute" demand, they are allowed to be attacked.
- If the human or elf runs after the "tribute" demand, they are allowed to be attacked.
- If the human or elf player attacks before the "tribute" demand, they are allowed to be attacked.
- If the human pays a decent tribute, they are allowed to LEAVE, but not STAY and hang around the fort. After they have paid up, they should be herded away. If the enemy player stays for more than a minute or so, they are allowed to be attacked after they have been giving some form of warning that the "tribute" only allows them to pass through our lands alive, not stay in our lands.
if nothing helps and you are involved in a rukus with the orcs there a few rules to rmember when fighting them... if they cath you they prolly wont take everything infact here are some helpful guidelines.
When looting humans, the ONLY things orcs are allowed to loot are the following: Weapons, bandages, reagents, potions, empty bags, resources, gold, and armor (only if it has been crafted by an orc or was previously the identified armor of a slain orc or orc ally).
I hope some of you will heed these rules and if any of you wish I pay 1000 gold pieces an orc head ..... *thunk* AAIIIIYYEEEE !!!!!!
Har Har dat oomie nub sellin dat stuff nub more lat gruk da uruk way iv lat hab ani qweshtuns lat kan send Mo'gluk a pigun
*pokes tied up shopkeeper with large boar spear*
ahem... excuse.. me umm... the Warboss of the whta did yo call them the gouged eye tribe of shadowclan Orcs would like me to ummm illuminate you on some intricities of the orc way of life namely what to do when you ...*coughs* encounter them in the wilderness.
first if you see an orc or group of orcs look to see who is ranking orc there .. yes yes I am getting to that part I cant talk with you jabbibng me in the back... yes where were we .... you must talk or Blah with the orc in charge the orc in charge is usually the biggest meanest ugliest... no I didnt mean that .... orc in the bunch normally called a Grunt, a gruntee is a servant orc hoping to klomp r kill ots of oomies or humans to be given the title of Grunt. sometimes and many time sis the kcase with the gouged eye clan they seem to have a prponderance of mojoka or magic users a junior or apprentice mojoka is called a mojokii. always remember that an orc will talk first,before an attack as really they just want shinies ro gold and lots of food they are a hungry race ..filthy little buggers.... no no I didnt mean that sir no no!!!!!!
*sniff* *sniff* that was my hand .... as we must proceed lets talk of the tribut orcs will ask for tribute first if encountered outside their lands... if you are found in side their lands then you may not get a warning and rather as I did while traveling from Yew to skara brae I know I should have taken that boat.... you may be captured or killed on site, as well any human or elf found inside the fort of the gouged eye tribe will be killed for tresspassing.
a suitable tribut may take the form of gold I would give them all that you have safer that way, sometimes they will take a good weapon if they are so inclined. the orc rules of engagement are as follows.
If the human r elf does not respond to the "tribute" demand, they are allowed to be attacked.
- If the human or elf runs after the "tribute" demand, they are allowed to be attacked.
- If the human or elf player attacks before the "tribute" demand, they are allowed to be attacked.
- If the human pays a decent tribute, they are allowed to LEAVE, but not STAY and hang around the fort. After they have paid up, they should be herded away. If the enemy player stays for more than a minute or so, they are allowed to be attacked after they have been giving some form of warning that the "tribute" only allows them to pass through our lands alive, not stay in our lands.
if nothing helps and you are involved in a rukus with the orcs there a few rules to rmember when fighting them... if they cath you they prolly wont take everything infact here are some helpful guidelines.
When looting humans, the ONLY things orcs are allowed to loot are the following: Weapons, bandages, reagents, potions, empty bags, resources, gold, and armor (only if it has been crafted by an orc or was previously the identified armor of a slain orc or orc ally).
I hope some of you will heed these rules and if any of you wish I pay 1000 gold pieces an orc head ..... *thunk* AAIIIIYYEEEE !!!!!!
Har Har dat oomie nub sellin dat stuff nub more lat gruk da uruk way iv lat hab ani qweshtuns lat kan send Mo'gluk a pigun