ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! or Why I Hate To Go With Randoms
Dear stupid rabbit in the VP,
Through a lot of bad gag choices, you, me and my wife were all that was left in the VP after the skelecog round. All three of us have plenty of laff to make it through this fight. I can stun at the door, two to drive him back, that VP should have been over the edge in 10 minutes. Instead, one hit, and you're screaming for a toon-up. You then go so far as to stand in front of Bluebeary, and then in front of me, to get said toon-ups instead of helping drive him back. The end result? The fight dragged out forever, Bluebeary giving you toon-ups took her away from driving the VP back. You went sad, she went sad, and I had to alt-F4 out, whereas if you'd just HIT THE VP WITH PIES, we'd have had him beaten before toon-ups would even be required. Therefore, to you sir, I say 'You stink!'
Dear stupid dog in the CFO,
I asked politely to get a crane. Everyone said OK. I got a crane. Then you stand next to me, waiting for the CFO to hit me, after we'd had him already near red, you toko the crane when he geared me, and what happened? I was knocked into a swarm of red goons and went sad in very short order. Goons THAT YOU DIDN'T STOMP! If you had let me keep going, and had stomped the goons, I would have had him nailed. Here's to hoping you lost that CFO.
Dear stupid dog in the CFO 2,
Same deal. I asked, the others said yes, I got a crane. I was knocking the CFO senseless. I knew what you were going to do the minute you stood next to me instead of stomping, and sure enough, when he geared me you took the crane. I told you that wasn't nice, you obviously didn't care. Thankfully another crane opened during the red cog round and I was able to get the safe off his head and get two red goons into him before I got knocked off, and we won. I hope you choke on the victory.
Sincerely,
Mountainbeary McBurp