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NEWS Moderator changes

Petra Fyde

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You may have noticed a short time ago I added Obsidian to the moderator list. This is a temporary move. Your new, permanent, additional moderator has now been selected. Please welcome Oscar the Grouch.
 

Blaeke

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What an appropriate name for the Siege Perilous Stratics Board Moderator! Congrats and may I not annoy you too much. :devil:
 

kelmo

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*tips hat* Welcome!
 

Oscar the Grouch

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Thank you everyone for the welcomes. I've heard tell of this grouchy Kelmo type person. With any luck I can out grouch him. If I can't maybe I'll have my pet "Slimey" eat him. He could be distant family too, does he live in a trash heap?
 

startle

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Thank you everyone for the welcomes. I've heard tell of this grouchy Kelmo type person. With any luck I can out grouch him. If I can't maybe I'll have my pet "Slimey" eat him. He could be distant family too, does he live in a trash heap?
I'm sure Kelmo will be more than happy to answer the question of where he lives. As for "out-grouching" Kelmo - GL...
And Slimey would no doubt choke on him...
Just sayin........:cool:
 

Troop

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I'm glad we got Oscar the Grouch. If we were stuck with Big Bird, I would have to reconsider my position when making a post.
 

Oscar the Grouch

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I am pretty sure they tried to get Elmo before settling on me. I think Elmo explained the differences between EMO and ELMO. That didn't clear anything up so Elmo just started singing and they went away.
 

QueenZen

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Welcome to moderating Oscar the Grouch.
Aye Kelmo has with some folks, a rep. of being grumpy !!


I see a throwdown, coming !! Good luck, Oscar !!
 
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Oscar the Grouch

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Grouchy morning to all of you. I am not so sure about this hugging business. Why don't you hug Slimey instead? He can take one for the team. I am far from fresh, I am rotten!

Thank you for the welcomes.
 

Troop

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Grouchy morning to all of you. I am not so sure about this hugging business. Why don't you hug Slimey instead? He can take one for the team. I am far from fresh, I am rotten!

Thank you for the welcomes.
Oh boy. Your in for it as soon as Katt see's your post. I can sense a LOT of hugs coming your way. :mylittlepony::lick::lick::lick:
 

FrejaSP

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Nor is a Grouch worth a bite, fear I would get a lot hair in my mouth instead of blood :devil:
 

Kattasrophe

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I smell like garbage, no one should hug a grouch.
*begins cleaning the outside of Oscars trash can and pulls him out of the trash can and gives him a huge bear hug and doesn't let go* Daww..... Aren't you sweet? Let me just help you decorate that trash can of yours Im a good decorator!!! *grabs some bleach and begins wiping the outside of the can*
 

Oscar the Grouch

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*begins cleaning the outside of Oscars trash can and pulls him out of the trash can and gives him a huge bear hug and doesn't let go* Daww..... Aren't you sweet? Let me just help you decorate that trash can of yours Im a good decorator!!! *grabs some bleach and begins wiping the outside of the can*
NO!!! Leave my filth alone, put me down! Girls have cooties and the wrong kind of cooties. They are those funny bunny cooties that are not good for grouches. If you really want to decorate grab a bucket of filth and toss it along the side. Bleach is bad, bad bad.. If you want a bear hug go hug a bear.
 

Kattasrophe

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NO!!! Leave my filth alone, put me down! Girls have cooties and the wrong kind of cooties. They are those funny bunny cooties that are not good for grouches. If you really want to decorate grab a bucket of filth and toss it along the side. Bleach is bad, bad bad.. If you want a bear hug go hug a bear.
But you see Oscar I cant go hug a bear, they like me too much! You... you are well grouchy something that needs to be changed! *gives him a plate of cookies and hugs him again* Mwuahahahhaaaa!
 

Oscar the Grouch

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But you see Oscar I cant go hug a bear, they like me too much! You... you are well grouchy something that needs to be changed! *gives him a plate of cookies and hugs him again* Mwuahahahhaaaa!
I am NOT the Cookie Monster. Give me a plate of rotten fruit if you want me to be happy. Wait are these cookies made with dirt? How about some mud pies those would be good. No more hugs, no more hugs, no more hugs *has nightmares about hugs*
 

Kattasrophe

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I am NOT the Cookie Monster. Give me a plate of rotten fruit if you want me to be happy. Wait are these cookies made with dirt? How about some mud pies those would be good. No more hugs, no more hugs, no more hugs *has nightmares about hugs*
If I don't hug you I will pour glitter on you.. take your choice.. :p
 
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