zad·dikI just realized that "Parizad" spelled backward is "daziraP".
I think this is highly suspicious. Also, notice that the "P" is capitalized in both spellings! Why would anyone capitalize the last letter of their name????
Significant? Well, DUH!
Consider, also, the following:
The first 2 syllables of her name (the frontward way) make up the beginning of many provocative words, including:
and my favorite - pari-noid.
...but oddly, tha last syllable of her name - "zad" makes up the beginning of NO words!!! Very significant!
This is probly some kind of code 'authenticator' (like when the 3rd base coach wants you to bunt).
Now, don't get me wrong - I like Pari (or whatever her name really is) as much as everbody else, but I think she's got some 'splainin' to do.
Monkey! Get your bear to Toontown!