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Crazy Fireball
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Lol fully entended
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Animal_Control
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I know! I know! That last shipment of bacon you ordered had too much fat! So im shipping no more McWolf brand bacon? I thought wolf bacon would be lean but it had more fat than a hog!
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Granjell
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You should have ordered McWolf Turkey Bacon. That's the ticket!I know! I know! That last shipment of bacon you ordered had too much fat! So im shipping no more McWolf brand bacon? I thought wolf bacon would be lean but it had more fat than a hog!
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Animal_Control
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Lookie! While researching turkey-bacon, i ran across this gem:
It truely IS chocked-full-o-fat!
The DNA testing has been completed by our esteem Mystery Meat Tester "Red Bottom Monkey"!
We now know the problem with the high fat level in the Wolf chili! Its the ratio of wolf brains to wolf butt (aka wolf ham hock). Everyone knows that "wolf brains" are the rarest of rare cooking ingredients(you just get a BB size brain with each wolf). Those turkeys at wolf chili were just using wolf butt as a filler!
We at animal_control are now checking the "Penal code" (yes once again) for what laws were broken!
"Red Bottom Money" thinks that if we remove the "Phangs" from the leader of the pack and place it in a sos toon cage! That maybe (monkeys are never sure of anything) we can lower the fat content when we get them off that diet of pigs!(DNA testing did also show three little pigs dna).
Film at 11:00!
It truely IS chocked-full-o-fat!
Breaking News Flash!Lookie! While researching turkey-bacon, i ran across this gem:
It truely IS chocked-full-o-fat!
The DNA testing has been completed by our esteem Mystery Meat Tester "Red Bottom Monkey"!
We now know the problem with the high fat level in the Wolf chili! Its the ratio of wolf brains to wolf butt (aka wolf ham hock). Everyone knows that "wolf brains" are the rarest of rare cooking ingredients(you just get a BB size brain with each wolf). Those turkeys at wolf chili were just using wolf butt as a filler!
We at animal_control are now checking the "Penal code" (yes once again) for what laws were broken!
"Red Bottom Money" thinks that if we remove the "Phangs" from the leader of the pack and place it in a sos toon cage! That maybe (monkeys are never sure of anything) we can lower the fat content when we get them off that diet of pigs!(DNA testing did also show three little pigs dna).
Film at 11:00!
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Squeaker
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I am just happy that it seems to only affect the males of our species....
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Crazy Fireball
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Rofl!! What if effects you too??
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Granjell
Guest
That's true though, the female MkWolf doesn't leave the den....
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soupandquackers
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The more you mcwolf's talk and make threads the less i understand what the heck yall are talking about.
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Granjell
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Yeah, but it keeps you reading, doesn't it?
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