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I forgive you though, Nerf, and to show you I am sincere, I will allow you to clean my stable too.
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did i get demoted again?
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Pffft, again? Oh ye of little faith. - just because I take on additional staff from time to time does not mean you have been demoted! There can be only one Head Stableboy, and as long as I have stables on Siege, that position is exclusively yours for as long as you want it. But consider that you have added a more than part time career of stabbing people this year, and you are well aware how much maintenance my establishment requires, and after all,
someone has to stay ahead of the black horse's output. (I suspect he poops more because he is always closest to the hay pile, and the others don't get to eat as much).
@Nerf: I recommend a beauty treatment as follows: heat jar of Yew sap in a cauldron of water to approximately 110 degrees F, apply liberally to the legs, cover area of application with bandaids, allow the mixture to dry for about 15 min, then ask a loving guildmate to quickly yank off the bandaids. Voila! No razor involved, and you will have smooth legs that any stable boy would be proud to display beneath his pink or lilac dress! Yes, it is painful but no one said the job would be all fun & games. And if you are concerned about filling out your dress, perhaps you can persuade Castor to share some of his stuffing techniques with you, then you too can achieve an enviable hourglass silhouette, as you are shoveling the poo-poo.
-Skylark