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It's that time again. A time for bribery, tyranny, and the most vile, villainous acts to befall Sosaria. That's right, governor elections! Normally, this display of the darkest act of human nature would fit me well, but I will have you know that I hate all things political. The meetings, the...

It is a glorious day indeed as the High Council of Barter Town announce the grand reopening of the Barter Town mines! The mines have been closed for what seems like ages as the good citizens awaited the release of their leader, Chad Sexington, from the wicked king's dungeon. It was decreed today...

It was a busy day in Barter Town. The market had to be packed up and moved. Nightstalker and I were dealing with the monotony of emptying endless bags of obviously legally obtained goods into the new vendors I had hired. One vendor, Jade, was complaining that the color of her clothes was not...

It was a typical day while I was wandering the shops in Barter Town when it happened. I was suddenly enveloped in darkness with something rank and coarse covering my head. By the smell of it, I knew Stinky Pete had to be involved. My hands were forced behind my back and i was shoved inside the...

I was tired and bored as I aimlessly roamed Britannia looking for a mark. There weren’t many to be found. I finally hit pay dirt when I stepped into the Tokuno Mines. Bourne Killa was there but unfortunately for me, that did not end well. Pay dirt quickly turned into a dirt nap when I caught her...